Outside a nightclub when a bouncer asks "who wants a smack"
*SHOWBIZ*
*SHOWBIZ*
The 101 most inappropriate times to shout SHOWBIZ thread
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When you are telling people they are not going to be paid for taking part in one of his ego driven productions.
At a disciplinary meeting convened because of complaints about you shouting 'Showbiz' inappropriately.
The moment just after you find out sepp blatter is re-elected to run FIFA for another 4 years. That's Showbizz!!! or maybe fraud
Originally Posted by StressMonkey:
“At a disciplinary meeting convened because of complaints about you shouting 'Showbiz' inappropriately.”
“At a disciplinary meeting convened because of complaints about you shouting 'Showbiz' inappropriately.”
Brilliant
Originally Posted by SnowStorm86:
“After successfully nursing out a particularly stubborn turd.”
“After successfully nursing out a particularly stubborn turd.”
39. For expectant mums, when your waters break in the middle of Sainsburys
40. For expectant dads, when the baby's head is crowning
40. For expectant dads, when the baby's head is crowning
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“When Nigel Farage yet again fails to become an MP.”
“When Nigel Farage yet again fails to become an MP.”
Al Murray looked like he wanted to do just that...
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