When the pilot just said "Brace! Brace! Brace!" over the tannoy



At the Cenotaph on Remembrance Day



When asked to blow into the mouthpiece by a traffic cop



When you hear the Air Attack Warning



While undergoing colonic irrigation



When taking a driving test (Jazz Hands = Double-Plus Ungood )0



On the Hajj



Whilst Scuba-Diving



While getting (or performing ) a vasectomy



During a Bank Robbery

As a housemate finds they have been evicted!!😂😂

With a gun being held to your head whilst being dared to "say showbiz again, motherf*cker".

At a funeral....I did apologise tho.

During sex!

At a historic abuse hearing

"As the second plane crashes into the World Trade Centre, it's time to hand over to our new anchor, Simon Gross. Tough first day, Simon..."

Number 63 (approx)

When Emma asks the audience who they want to win this year

#numberwhateverwereuptonow: When sitting on somebodies face and you accidentally sh*t

- At the scene of a motorway pile-up

- After an uncontrollable and extremely loud bout of flatulence during a wedding ceremony.

Whilst using the toilet at work when there is somebody else in the bathroom.

In Syria, makes a change from Allahu Akbar.

When asked the name of Bernie Winters Dog

Best thread on DS for a while. Crying with laughter at the thought of some of these.

70. When smuggling drugs through customs.

Fair play ppl are really funny on here

71. 6th August 1945 - When the H-Bomb hit Hiroshima

When you are on an island with one or more other people.

When you are throwing up in the toilet after the night before and lid comes down and hits you on the head!

When burning the Quran outside a mosque

72. Whilst being raped (probably one of the most inappropriate ones I could think of)

At a Wedding when the Vicar says anyone here present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry, to declare it now.

From the Minaret at Umm al-Qura Mosque in Baghdad during Friday's call to to prayer

In the middle of Auschwitz concentration camp museum

so on and so forth

Whilst in a morgue with Jimmy Saville.

when you are about to hang someone at a KKK meeting.

Just before Elton John sings at the funeral of Princess Diana

When you put too much confidence in a fart and you "follow through"