Whilst sporting an erection in Tescos

when the surgeon is standing above you putting you under before life threatening surgery and it's the last thing you hear as your vision turns blurry

When your neighbour is sunbathing starkers in the garden

"Foreman of the jury, can you read your verdict to the court?"

But it's okay in Waitrose, right?

While delivering aid packages in Nepal

There are none

When the curtain comes down on the coffin In the crematorium.:

I'm afflicted with inappropriate hilarity. I do apologise.

"I've got the results of your HIV test here. I'm afraid you're..."

Whilst throwing open the curtains of an occupied changing room.

While throwing off the covers of your housemate's bed to reveal you're naked.

repeatedly, whist wearing a clowns mask at any celebrity who has taken out a restraining order on you

I desperately want to say during a press conference by the [CENSORED] but can't, because it's an DS-instaban....

........said Princess Diana's chauffeur Henri Paul, as he drove into the tunnel

I'd vote for the one who did this to win

Allah Akbar..............

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As your surgeon tells you your operation has been cancelled for the fourth time.

As you come round from your operation to find your surgeon has amputated the wrong leg.

You've got one foot in the stirrup when mounting a really skittish horse.

Come on people! Are we really letting that one go without a round of applause?

"It's been a long journey to get here, but finally, the million pound question. You've got all three lifelines remaining if you need them. Best of luck. What is the name of a cocktail that is two parts orange juice to one part champagne? Is it A) Buck's Fizz? B) Sucks Jizz? C) Chucks Pizz? Or D) Show Bizz?"

In a working mens club

**Round of applause**

It made me laugh, I got the reference

Whilst having sex with a loaf of bread in Lidl

*SHOOOOOWBIIIIIZ!!*

While Simon is sobbing in the kitchen!!