Originally Posted by rovermac:
“Never tried fellatio is it anything like fettuccine?”
“Never tried fellatio is it anything like fettuccine?”
Less carbs
Love Island
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Originally Posted by rovermac:
“Never tried fellatio is it anything like fettuccine?”
“Never tried fellatio is it anything like fettuccine?”
I was quoting another poster.
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“That little cow is playing him like a fiddle though and loving every minute of it, not surprised he's cross.”
“That little cow is playing him like a fiddle though and loving every minute of it, not surprised he's cross.”
She already admitted once she has made a conquest she gets bored, so the other drooling mug will get short thrift as well, he seems like a descent enough guy but not the way to play her.
Oh I feel a bit sorry for Scott now. I'm all over the shop! Edge of seat.. cant believe I'm so into this programme... it's shameful.
I do feel sorry for Zara. Being called 'geeky' for attempting to have a 'deep' convo is ridiculous. No wonder she slept with the guy - the way she has been treated, I would probably jump at someone who showed me affection too.
I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.
I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.
Originally Posted by Maysie07:
“I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.”
“I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.”
That slug thing in her top lip makes me queasy, imagine that thing coming towards you first thing on the morning...I'd be looking for the salt
Ex Miss GB says to Kady "you and scott are a great couple" gotta hand it to the girl she is consistant in her judgment of people and situations 
Originally Posted by Maysie07:
“I do feel sorry for Zara. Being called 'geeky' for attempting to have a 'deep' convo is ridiculous. No wonder she slept with the guy - the way she has been treated, I would probably jump at someone who showed me affection too.
I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.”
“I do feel sorry for Zara. Being called 'geeky' for attempting to have a 'deep' convo is ridiculous. No wonder she slept with the guy - the way she has been treated, I would probably jump at someone who showed me affection too.
I don't get the Liv attraction, her Essex accent alone makes me want to scream. She sounds SO thick.”
Max is gonna ride it like a stolen bike, they will be banging like a screen door in a hurricane. maybe thats the attraction
I think Zara is a better friend to Kady then Kady is to her. She did not tell Scott what Kady had said about James. I don't recall Sophie or Zara repeating what someone has told them in confidence unlike Marlin/Kady/Olivia. Think one of the new girls will go for Adam.
Hope not, but i think they will.
Hope not, but i think they will.
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“That slug thing in her top lip makes me queasy, imagine that thing coming towards you first thing on the morning...I'd be looking for the salt”
“That slug thing in her top lip makes me queasy, imagine that thing coming towards you first thing on the morning...I'd be looking for the salt
”
😂😂😂😂 that made me spit my tea out!
I'm surprised more of the lads in there don't lose their rag.. seeing as all but Scott (and maybe Terry) are clearly on Steroids.
I like Scott & kady, when they argue they remind me a bit of me & my husband we bicker & bicker no one wants to back down or admit they are in the wrong then 10mins later we make up again because we can't stand not talking to each other.
Originally Posted by Bunny-Girl:
“I like Scott & kady, when they argue they remind me a bit of me & my husband we bicker & bicker no one wants to back down or admit they are in the wrong then 10mins later we make up again because we can't stand not talking to each other.”
“I like Scott & kady, when they argue they remind me a bit of me & my husband we bicker & bicker no one wants to back down or admit they are in the wrong then 10mins later we make up again because we can't stand not talking to each other.”
Sounds exhausting.
The cynic in me is thinking that its quite timely that Terry and Malin have had a falling out...just in time for two new girls to come into the villa.
Olive's voice also grates of me. And don't get me started on her flirty laugh. She said she wont rush it with Alex. Okay then....she'll wait at least 3 days before sleeping with him!
Bored of Kady and Scott. They'll be rowing within 5 mins and what's the betting Kady will be saying "I wished I'd picked James"
Nathan and Cara - do they do anything? They're having such an easy ride. They need shaking up but I'm thinking they're in it together to the end.
Olive's voice also grates of me. And don't get me started on her flirty laugh. She said she wont rush it with Alex. Okay then....she'll wait at least 3 days before sleeping with him!
Bored of Kady and Scott. They'll be rowing within 5 mins and what's the betting Kady will be saying "I wished I'd picked James"
Nathan and Cara - do they do anything? They're having such an easy ride. They need shaking up but I'm thinking they're in it together to the end.
Adam couldn't care less about Zara, he would have been bothered about her having sex with Alex but he just couldn't care less.
Anyone else think Adam is a weird shape ? he looks all neck and head and walks strange .
Anyone else think Adam is a weird shape ? he looks all neck and head and walks strange .
Originally Posted by JollyLolly:
“Adam couldn't care less about Zara, he would have been bothered about her having sex with Alex but he just couldn't care less.
Anyone else think Adam is a weird shape ? he looks all neck and head and walks strange .”
“Adam couldn't care less about Zara, he would have been bothered about her having sex with Alex but he just couldn't care less.
Anyone else think Adam is a weird shape ? he looks all neck and head and walks strange .”
Yes, when the guys were all lined up for the re-coupling I was comparing his body with those next to him. I think the problem is that he has a really short torso and a rather long neck and head.
Originally Posted by Randysback:
“I'm surprised more of the lads in there don't lose their rag.. seeing as all but Scott (and maybe Terry) are clearly on Steroids.”
“I'm surprised more of the lads in there don't lose their rag.. seeing as all but Scott (and maybe Terry) are clearly on Steroids.”
Agree. Some of their behaviour is totally irrational: they lose their tempers over utter trivia. Never seen a more shallow, stupid bunch of morons.
Watching them is fascinating. It's like spying on another, much dimmer species. The amusement factor is high - but I have some concerns about this 'future generation' and their ability to even tie their own shoelaces, let alone speak coherently. Real life must be such a drag for them if this is what they are all desperate for. Fame for doing zilch.
The accents of Malin, Cara, Kady, Terry, Olivia and Nathan make me wince. That adenoidal drawl and saying nothing of substance is putting me off the programme :/
Also I don't believe in any of them as a couple. Give all the money to Dan!
Also I don't believe in any of them as a couple. Give all the money to Dan!
http://www.itv.com/loveisland/news/z...ft-love-island
Zara has left the island because of family illness.
Zara has left the island because of family illness.
Sorry to see Zara leave, but I think it's better for her to be with genuine family & friends atm. Her title was obviously very much who she is at present. Shady Kady & Obnoxious Olivia both called their "friend " a slag following the Alex debacle. Pair of biatches 😡
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