Originally Posted by SIOPHIE_FIERCE:
“If Adam doesn't make a move then he should just self-evict. He said he fancied her when he first came in and from what we can see they get on well. At this stage they're hardly going to be sending in many new girls.”
****SPOILER**** hooves on the horizon!
I've been itching to see what would happen between those 2, but i think that one may have bolted.
You see, Adam is like a jockey in a horse race.
At the off, he let Sophies Choice gallop away with a steroid infused mule.
But the stable soon forgot this.
He was thrown at the first by Lie Low Liv, and then lost Tina Who at the second, followed by Nasally-Anna at the third.
When the dust settled he stood alone.
This spooked the other horses, and his odds of a ride looked longer than Alex on a warm evening. When he refused an 'easy ride' the whispering began.
Those who thought he was a bit pony, were now saying he was a bit my little pony.
That there was more chance of a melding for a gelding.
There were rumors he'd been spotted riding side-saddle in San Francisco.
That he was in sooo deep, he was going in the 3.55 at Narnia.
And that when all is said and done, his paddock door was rarely bolted.
Unrxpectedly, he drew closer to Nasally-Anna, who'd been busy ploughing face-first through all the barriers. Twice. But the moment her injuries healed, she got pulled up, before she could even whisper 'kiss my scabby horse-lips'.
Now, against all the odds, he finds himself in the clear, with only Sophies Choice for company, since all the other mares are in pairs. She couldn't quite kick the mule, but we could.
But wait. She seems different somehow. There are many miles in her hooves, and the other horses have just finished trampling her round the paddock. From one side of her fine leather saddle, some stitching is coming undone. Those shiny stirrups have lost some of their lustre. And there's a small piece of sh*t hanging from her tail.
It's been a long lonely ride for Adam. But what's this coming over the hill?
