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#2001 |
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Now that all the couples have been set for some time, the competition phase has put me off most if not all of these IS-LAN-DUHS! IS-LAN-DUHS!
Maybe blokes can see this more readily but Max is simply trying to win the cash. He's been purely cynical since he arrived and the wheels began spinning the second Naomi was voted out. Jess had a nightmare the first half of the season so she's made up to have a 'boyfriend' but Max will disappear quickly on the outside. Max also knows Jess has quite the fan base. Perhaps I've been asleep for a year or so but Mario from TOWIE and Cally were once an item - predating the reality cross-pollination tabloid darlings of Ricky (ex-TOWIE) and Marnie (Geordie Shore). I can't bring myself to dislike Hannah because she's got a good heart and the memory of a goldfish...she can handle herself in an argument but forgets it five minutes later. Jon, on the other hand, is an insecure prat whose constant chatter is a defence mechanism and an attempt to dominate any conversation. His manipulations in the first half of the season were obvious to everyone except the thick lads inside. Ironically, H/J have no one to blame but themselves if they miss out on the prize after coasting for 7/8 of the season. Luis & Cally - beautiful and boring as has been noted here many times. Josh deserves less than nothing for his ignorance, gullibility and willingness to be pushed around. Lauren is somewhat sympathetic but has gone overboard with the lonely-hearts routine. I wanted Zoe to win but not with Jordan so I'm left a bit nowhere. |
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#2002 |
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Hannah's breasts and make up - dear god, i find it hard to believe anyone can look in the mirror and think that looks attractive.
Love it when she has half her fingernails "on"........classy.
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#2003 |
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i can't wait for mums and dads!
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#2004 |
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On a totally different note, is anyone else fascinated with Jon's pointy moobs? I know I can't be the only one who's noticed
![]() I actually find it reassuring that fit guys like Jon who obviously look after themselves also suffer from the same body issues the rest of us do ![]() Just goes to show that man boobs can be simply down to genetics and not to do with being overweight. |
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Hannah's breasts and make up - dear god, i find it hard to believe anyone can look in the mirror and think that looks attractive.
Love it when she has half her fingernails "on"........classy.
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#2006 |
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On a totally different note, is anyone else fascinated with Jon's pointy moobs? I know I can't be the only one who's noticed
![]() I actually find it reassuring that fit guys like Jon who obviously look after themselves also suffer from the same body issues the rest of us do ![]() Just goes to show that man boobs can be simply down to genetics and not to do with being overweight.
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Saying something when Naomi is the one adding intelligence.
God she was loathsome with all that stringing along. Capped it off for me when they asked her what she did for a living and she just goes " Corporate, in the city""....in other words it's so high brow its not even worth me trying to explain to you cretins when we all know in reality she'd be a right greasy mover backstabbing anyone in her way to her god.....MONEY. ![]() , These shows need Villains more than simpering Princesses like CallyThe only reason she is gone and Jon is still there is British Girls hate Beauty {Subjective I know) Imagine Her as the spare wheel instead of Lauren? the panic among the rest of them Guys and Girls would be palpable, but off Course Josh would have been on her like a tramp on a sandwich |
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#2009 |
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When do we get to vote
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That was fun!Voted Naomi for gone too soon but then changed it to Chris B as I felt he'd have been good given the chance and there was a bit of a thing with him and Naomi too. |
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I am literally Fast Forwarding through all of it now, i have no interest what Foghorn and his blow up doll have to say and i'm not that keen on any of the others tbh
Luis and Cally should win as they seem the most genuine couple |
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If Hannah was my daughter I'd be devastated at her awful behaviour, the girl is a violent assault on both the eyes and ears and about as classy as a hen night in Grimsby (no offence Grimsby) She can barely string 2 words together...and i quote "It's like, ya know, what the **** babe, like what, oh **** off!" How her mother has let her leave the house over the years looking like a cheap Amsterdam hooker is beyond me doesn't she have any friends to say...."Hannah luv, your shorts should always be longer than your vagina!" or "You need a decent bra hon not a couple of post-it notes attached to some string!" I then hung my head in shame for her parents when she had sex with Jon in a packed bedroom. Max and Jess to win
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#2014 |
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Why are the boys all so nasty to Jess! Arseholes!
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Boys horrible to Jessica again Grrrr
Cant believe all these fit bodies (bar Jon) didn't know all these muscle groups, even I know with my jelly belly! |
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And Team Jess won the challenge. In your faces boys!
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None of their parents have anything to be proud of tbh!
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Max's mummy is very attractive.
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Max's folks were lovely
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He's a real mummy's boy!
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Jess' Nan wanting to smack Josh
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Poor Jess has no idea how Josh and Max have spoke about her behind her back. I'm not surprised her mum is annoyed.
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Oh luis and cally's parents seem nice, and cally's folks are tiny too! x
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Doesn't Cally seem uncertain when Luis declares love?
I hoped Jessica's mum would tell her what things had said but I guess shed's like her daughter to have a chance to win.. |
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If I were Jess I would be gloating my ass off! She has more willpower than I!
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