Now that all the couples have been set for some time, the competition phase has put me off most if not all of these IS-LAN-DUHS! IS-LAN-DUHS!

Maybe blokes can see this more readily but Max is simply trying to win the cash. He's been purely cynical since he arrived and the wheels began spinning the second Naomi was voted out. Jess had a nightmare the first half of the season so she's made up to have a 'boyfriend' but Max will disappear quickly on the outside. Max also knows Jess has quite the fan base.

Perhaps I've been asleep for a year or so but Mario from TOWIE and Cally were once an item - predating the reality cross-pollination tabloid darlings of Ricky (ex-TOWIE) and Marnie (Geordie Shore).

I can't bring myself to dislike Hannah because she's got a good heart and the memory of a goldfish...she can handle herself in an argument but forgets it five minutes later. Jon, on the other hand, is an insecure prat whose constant chatter is a defence mechanism and an attempt to dominate any conversation. His manipulations in the first half of the season were obvious to everyone except the thick lads inside. Ironically, H/J have no one to blame but themselves if they miss out on the prize after coasting for 7/8 of the season.

Luis & Cally - beautiful and boring as has been noted here many times.

Josh deserves less than nothing for his ignorance, gullibility and willingness to be pushed around. Lauren is somewhat sympathetic but has gone overboard with the lonely-hearts routine.

I wanted Zoe to win but not with Jordan so I'm left a bit nowhere.

............leaving aside her Voice

i can't wait for mums and dads!

On a totally different note, is anyone else fascinated with Jon's pointy moobs? I know I can't be the only one who's noticed
I actually find it reassuring that fit guys like Jon who obviously look after themselves also suffer from the same body issues the rest of us do
Just goes to show that man boobs can be simply down to genetics and not to do with being overweight.

I know I am not in my 20's anymore but surely it cannot be fashion to wear bikini tops that don't fit. Why not either get em to fit or go topless. Does anyone like the postage stamp look

Yeah, must admit I've found my eyes drawn to them, especially when he's in the diary room or whatever they call it. Arg from TOWIE has much the same affliction...and I really hate myself for knowing that

Exactly glad we could agree she would have mixed it up , These shows need Villains more than simpering Princesses like Cally
The only reason she is gone and Jon is still there is British Girls hate Beauty {Subjective I know) Imagine Her as the spare wheel instead of Lauren? the panic among the rest of them Guys and Girls would be palpable, but off Course Josh would have been on her like a tramp on a sandwich

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When do we get to vote

That was fun!

Voted Naomi for gone too soon but then changed it to Chris B as I felt he'd have been good given the chance and there was a bit of a thing with him and Naomi too.

Mum and Dad Spoliers!

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I am literally Fast Forwarding through all of it now, i have no interest what Foghorn and his blow up doll have to say and i'm not that keen on any of the others tbh

Luis and Cally should win as they seem the most genuine couple

If Hannah was my daughter I'd be devastated at her awful behaviour, the girl is a violent assault on both the eyes and ears and about as classy as a hen night in Grimsby (no offence Grimsby) She can barely string 2 words together...and i quote "It's like, ya know, what the **** babe, like what, oh **** off!" How her mother has let her leave the house over the years looking like a cheap Amsterdam hooker is beyond me doesn't she have any friends to say...."Hannah luv, your shorts should always be longer than your vagina!" or "You need a decent bra hon not a couple of post-it notes attached to some string!" I then hung my head in shame for her parents when she had sex with Jon in a packed bedroom. Max and Jess to win

Why are the boys all so nasty to Jess! Arseholes!

Boys horrible to Jessica again Grrrr

Cant believe all these fit bodies (bar Jon) didn't know all these muscle groups, even I know with my jelly belly!

And Team Jess won the challenge. In your faces boys!

None of their parents have anything to be proud of tbh!

Max's mummy is very attractive.

Max's folks were lovely

He's a real mummy's boy!

Jess' Nan wanting to smack Josh

Poor Jess has no idea how Josh and Max have spoke about her behind her back. I'm not surprised her mum is annoyed.

Oh luis and cally's parents seem nice, and cally's folks are tiny too! x

Doesn't Cally seem uncertain when Luis declares love?
I hoped Jessica's mum would tell her what things had said but I guess shed's like her daughter to have a chance to win..

If I were Jess I would be gloating my ass off! She has more willpower than I!