I've come to the conclusion that I loathe them all to varying degrees, apart from Lauren...who is, unfortunately, stuck with that obnoxious, brat face man/child, Josh. His baby doll battering behaviour really upset on some deep and freaky level, I've never forgiven him for Naomigate either

Max is a liar and a player, Jess is nothing but a dumb tart.
Jon and the sex doll are duplicitous liars who've been in a relationship of some kind since last year.
Luis and Cally, I love but do not believe - he's a ridiculously beautiful boy, used to banging a steady stream of '10s'. I do not believe he's remotely ready for the saccharine bullshine he's been spewing.
Ideally, I'd vote for a Lauren/Cally coupling but since that's not an option, they can all bugger off.
Bah humbug!