Before each BB or BBBOTS show they keep warning us to expect 'adult themes' (and by 'themes' they seem to mean 'behaviour'). I live in hope of ever seeing any adult behaviour, but all I am seeing is juvenile/puerile/adolescent behaviour of the worst kind.

'agitated confrontation' made me laugh

how do they come up with these descriptions

expect idiots behaving like bellends throughout

Yes why have a hundred words when you can say it one? 'Bellends' says it all.

"Expect arseholes behaving like toddlers throughout."
Said in best Geordie accent.

I don't know how to multiquote, but this and Pitman's suggestion above are both succinct and accurate. They should employ you two to write these announcements.

I said last night that they could just put - "You are watching Big Brother. Expect the usual."

I do prefer the other suggestions, though.

I only ever remember one warning going out on Channel 4,fight night.

Now they're warnings for strong language. Oh how times have changed.

But it's the audience's fault for these stupid warnings, years of moaning to bloody offcom has ensured BB have to cover their arses in every which way - I just wish the HM's would do the same

The warnings are becoming quite comical in their own right ... sometimes more entertaining than the episodes themselves

I can see it getting to the stage of an hour long of warnings and no footage at all. Just a black screen at the end with a final message saying sorry, but it would offend somebody if we show you anything,

He should just say "Warning - C*nts!"

YES !!!! :