Every single part of your post strikes me as being total bollocks. I've never seen anything to suggest Rita Ora's breasts are fake. And Cheryl Cole looks extremely ropey these days.

Sorry, Cheryl doesn't do anything for me. Strong wind and she'll blow away and must be like playing a xylophone in bed... that and that horrendous tattoo on her backside.

Lucy-Jo Hudson showing off her fakes in Manchester last night.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...la-dinner.html

What makes you think Rita's are fake? They've always looked perfectly natural to me.

Another in agreement here.

Both Ronnie and Suzi are lovely.

http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/t...03040901-1.jpg

Suzi looks in vain for a volunteer to rub suncream on her back........as if.

She's has them pumped up a bit hasn't she?

Seems silicone is everywhere, I know this young lady has had them done a while ago but having met her she looks stunning...


http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content...toshoot_17.jpg

I am a big katherine fan but was dissapointed at they seems to be more shots of Joel in bra and knickers than her and was freaking me out. Another thing I was dissapointed in I saw pics of Jeanette manara of strictly on her twitter page of her in her bikini on the beach she looked very flat chested.

They're not quite as ubiquitous as tattoos but they are getting pretty common.

She ( Jeanette ) had her boobs done recently.

So she said in the media.

But a man dressed as a woman! Comedy gold right there!

DEEP FRIED COMEDY GOLD!

I'm sure someone could do an edit job on the videos from Bring The Noise to compile her best bits.

Kym Marsh and daughter.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...8755696987.jpg

Thanks for that I thought she looked more busty on Sat strictly than her last summer beach pics on her Twitter but I am sorry I could not copy and paste them as I have a crapy tablet.

Judith Ralston's shirt buttons were under some stress on BBC Reporting Scotland Weather.

Whoa! Calm down there. Although I agree with you about Rita, I can't agree with you on Cheryl. I grant you she may not be a serious competitor for the title "best boobs" but she is a long way away from "extremely ropey", I would allow you a "slightly past their prime" possibly, but not ropey.

Derbyshire's cover today very fit.

No, she looks absolutely awful at the moment. I always thought Cheryl was the best looking one in Girls Aloud by a country mile - but she's clearly not well. She's lost so much weight, she looks terrible. There's obviously something really wrong with her at the moment. If she put some weight back on she'd look pretty good again.

Oh, I do understand what you're saying, she's not at her peak, but I was just saying she's not got to the "ropey" stage for me yet.

PS I always had a soft spot for the ginger one.

Ah, poor old Nicola. She was a bit like Alexandra Paul in Baywatch. A perfectly good looking woman who suffers in comparison with the superior beauties surrounding her. If she worked in your office and you copped off with her at the Christmas party, you would've thought you'd done really well for yourself. But she ended up looking a bit plain compared with the rest of Girls Aloud.

Having said that, I wouldn't say no of course.

Chances are the naturally attractive redhead Nicola will still look good at 55 while the other Girls' 10 year window of attractiveness will have long passed them by .

Well, that's always the best test of these things.

So are you saying that you would say "no" to today's Cheryl ?

Or would it be a "oh go on then, if you insist" ?

Well, I'm as sleazy, libidinous and lecherous as the next man, so I probably would. But it would give me pause for thought. She looks terribly underweight at the moment, almost skeletal. She's clearly not well, so it would be a tough call.

I saw an episode of the X Factor for the first time in years the other week, and hand on my heart I was genuinely shocked at how Cheryl looked.
She looked ravaged, like for years she has had a picture in the attic like Dorian Gray, and she's suddenly started looking like her picture.

Obviously I can see more of a drastic change because I haven't paid attention to Cheryl over the years and saw her for the first time in about three years or so.
I don't know why she's looking as she is now, but she definitely looks poorly in some way. I could suggest that she's become obsessed with her weight, but I just don't know.

I do not watch X Factor, but decided to have a look at Ms Cole because of the remarks on here. I remember her from her Girls Aloud days and believe me, that girl is ill.