Nicked off another website, in reference to Suarez visiting Melwood yesterday -

Postdated 2 weeks hence.

"FC Barcelona still have no word or update on the whereabouts of striker Luis Suarez, last seen on Merseyside two weeks prior. Liverpool FC officials are assisting in the investigation, but state they had no contact with "el pistolero" since. In unrelated news., club officials are excited to announce the signing of unknown South American sensation Siul Zeraus, who has signed a new 10 year contract this morning at manager Jurgen Klopp's house, where Zeraus has been staying... indefinitely."

'He has finally signed, so he is free to leave my house now. We try to ensure we give that personal attention to all of our players,' said the Liverpool manager." #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp

Made me chuckle, I wish!

I'm very much liking today's featured Wikipedia page. Of all the pages....

Totally fair - agree with that 100% Sloth mate!!

There's no dispute that's he's a talent - be interesting to see how he develops albeit it looks like that will be elsewhere sadly. It's a tricky problem keeping the talented young fringe players happy - and we've got quite a few.

I'm oddly relaxed about the United the. No doubt I'll be a tense mess by 8:05 tomorrow...

Liverpool have never lost five games in a row against Man United so im expecting a win or draw as we dont want to make history for the wrong reasons

Pedro Chrivella signs long-term contract until 2020. Good news.

Means nothing, Tottenham once went 73 years without wnnning at Anfield, and after their first win in that long, they won a few more after that.

I hope i'm not wrong but whats happened recently against Man U has been we've had 90% of the chances, Man U have been crap but De Gea plays a blinder, they get one chance and score.

In that case shouldn't you hope you are wrong, or are you not a Liverpool fan?

Sturridge is starting, and although he isn't fit, he can often provide a moment of absolute brilliance. Hopefully we see his awful dance today.

I love these European nights It reminds me when we were beating Inter Milan and Real Madrid and Torres was scoring

Not liking that Sturridge is having to come deep already. I want him going the other way.

Great penalty

Great penalty, even if it was never a pen.

Coutinho has to hit that with his left foot

I dont want to win when the opposition is not bothered about winning

Would you rather we lose because they can't be bothered winning?

Lallana needed to stick that anywhere but straight at De Gea.

Nothing more Lallana could do. What a keeper Utd have!!!

That was the easiest save he'll have all night.

A side that likes to score against a side that likes to save. Klopp will be happy enough. Keep doing that and more goals will come. Utd have retreated into their shell.

Decent 1st half but could easily have been 3-0. De Gea having his usual blinder against us.

No i want a decent game not a game that is one sided Dont get me wrong I do want to win the game but i was so looking forward to this match it just feels so obvious that Liverpool will win the match

Playing well, if it wasn't for the gay, we'd be about 4 up and out of sight by now, hes having a fantastic game.

What is Scholes on he just said he was not holding him and it was not a penalty

As I predicted same old story against Man U, we had a bit of luck with the pen but if they get 1 good shot on target they equalize.