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Old 09-06-2015, 12:33
mushypeas
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Just for fun, list the things you would shout at the tv if the characters could hear you!

Michael - you met and spoke to RealGavin and he didn't want to know you. That was never going to change

Nick - Andy and Steph faked that mugging

Gail - Why didn't you go back to RealGavins flat and get your money back?

David - Kylie is hiding out in Vicky Pollards manky flat, go get her and put an end to this ridiculous custody battle

Dev - stopppp stretchingggg outttt theee enddd off yourrrr wordssss

Leanne - you are as much to blame for Cals death as Carla, you faffed about in the flat and again on the ladder

Julie - cop yourself on, Dev buggered off for months leaving you responsible for his children, house, business empire and crazy nanny then acts like a grumpy fart when he comes back

Mary - where is your camper van you dozy mare???
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Old 09-06-2015, 13:54
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David - just give Max to Callum, Callum will get fed up playing dad after a few days & Max will probably be begging to come back home

Eileen - you really need to charge Jason, Todd, Sean & whoever else may be squeezed into your house more rent or they'll never leave.

Carla - stick up for yourself woman!

Michael - yes Gail has been lying to u for several months & stopped u from meeting your real son but at least she hasn't had an affair with Neil Morrissey
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Old 09-06-2015, 13:57
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David- Just kill Callum!

Michael- Oh, for God's sake. Stop moaning about Andy not being your real son. The real Gavin didn't want to know you anyway.

Eileen- If you were ever serious about Adrian, you wouldn't have been talking to 'Jeff' (or your son) from Dubai online anyway.

Callum- Wow, you really are ridiculous aren't you?
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Old 09-06-2015, 19:07
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To Carla: Stop wallowing in self loathing, you're lighted candle wasn 't even respinsible for the deaths!! Kal died playing the hero, Maddie died from her own stupidity!!
Use that supposedly razor sharp brain of yours and THINK.. you weren't that pi**ed!!

To Liz: Kindly go round & rip Tracy Barlow's head off like you should have done when she smugly told you about her & Tony!!

To Liz, Tracy, Todd & Andrea: Bu**er off & don't bother coming back!!


To Tim: Just keep on doin what you're doin, mate!!


To Michael: I understand why you're being like you are, mate even if no one else on the forum does...oh and I don't think you're a bad actor either!!


To Sarah: Milan will be lovely at this time of year, you & Callum should visit....with a one way ticket!!


And finally to the lovely Maria ♡♡: Don't choose Luke....CHOOSE ME!!!


(NB the last comment comes with sincere apologies to Mrs ndd!! )
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Old 09-06-2015, 19:41
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All The Nazirs- GET OFF THE STREET NO BODY WANTS YOU HERE!!!!!!

Erika- Stop lying about your age we all know you're really 65 and way too old to be pregnant

David- You need go psycho on Callum's ass!

Liz- get a new wardrobe
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Old 09-06-2015, 19:43
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Put down the hip flask and car keys rita
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Old 09-06-2015, 20:03
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Eileen: Stop lisping!

Carla: Stop tarting about with men and women

Steve: Grow a pair

Lloyd: Stop drinking from that Rovers 'lager' bottle filled with water.

Roy: Get some new clothes, a coat and a new shopping bag

Beth: You're really 29!

Sarah: Grow up and stop acting the schoolgirl, and here's a hanky for your permanent head cold.
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