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Old 06-09-2015, 01:18
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Short Circuit - Oscar winning drama that sees Formula 1 drivers shocked as Bernie EcclesCake insists that the British Grand Prix is held on the course from 80s kids show Fun House.
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Old 07-09-2015, 20:59
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The Bank Job. a man walks.into.a bank and leaves a huge deposit. this film stinks.

Made me laugh. A bit crude, but made me laugh.

Where The Heart Is - Comedy about a forgetful cardiac surgeon.

Time Bandits - these thieves only raid watchmakers!
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Old 07-09-2015, 22:57
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Against a Crooked Sky - One man's battle against an evil satellite TV provider.

Another 48 Hrs - sequel to the world's longest and most boring film, runs a staggering 2880 minutes.

Gambit - big screen adaptation of Fred Dinenage's finest Anglian quiz show.

The Monster Club - London is about to be flattened by a huge chocolate covered biscuit bar.

The Sword in the Stone - A deranged psychpoth vows to skewer Mick Jagger.
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Old 08-09-2015, 04:09
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Swallows And Amazons. brazilian females change their sexual habits .........
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Old 08-09-2015, 16:25
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Fatal Attraction - An absent-minded Magneto walks into a hardware store with disastrous results.

Cut! - An absent-minded Wolverine goes for a poo with disastrous results.

Melting Away - An absent-minded IceMan goes for a sauna with disastrous results.


First three films of the X-Men: Idiots series.
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Old 08-09-2015, 16:56
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Coffy - A dyslexic gets a job at starbucks.
Straight Outta Compton - A village in guildford becomes the first in england to be populated entirely with gay people.
Trainwreck - A compilation of live performances featuring Britney Spears.
Doctor Zhivago - Doctor Zhiva is terribly rude and always outstays her welcome.
The Transporter refuelled - Scotty finally gets some new dilithium crystals and rescues capt. kirk.
Bonnie and Clyde - The orang-utan from every which way but loose and Bonnie Langford take on a gang of dancing bikers.
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Old 15-09-2015, 19:51
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The Sword in the Stone - A deranged psychpoth vows to skewer Mick Jagger.


Time After Time - Kristen Wiig is Cyndi Lauper in this music biopic!

The Handmaid's Tale - Jane Moorsum gets a movie spin-off
from Downton Abbey.
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Old 18-09-2015, 04:42
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The Love Bug. a night of mad passionate love is followed by a visit to the std clinic few days later ......
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Old 18-09-2015, 04:45
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Titanic. biopic of porn actor john holmes.
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Old 18-09-2015, 04:49
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A Zed And Two Naughts ...... experimental live theatre in cinemas for pre school kids, joint venture between national theatre live and cbeebies .......
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Old 18-09-2015, 04:52
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Play Misty For Me. gay love story set in a sauna.
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Old 18-09-2015, 04:57
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A Night To Remember. earlier version of titanic, with porn star ricky donnovan. he used to.be very big .........
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:03
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Whistle Down The Wind. original 1960s version of le petomane, made in black and white.
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:11
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Birdy. alan parker's biopic of bill oddie.
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:17
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Calendar Girls. young newly married roman catholic ladies try the rhythm method of contraception .......
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:31
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Doctor ? No ! worthy ken loach socialist documentary about the funding crisis in uk national health service.
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:37
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Billion Dollar Brain. biopic of last but one president of usa, george w.
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:48
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M. Hulot's Holiday. spent in the middle of the channel tunnel, in a broken down train with no working toilets .....
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Old 18-09-2015, 05:55
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La Grande Illusion. are the 2 lines on the screen exactly parallel, or slightly wider apart at one end ? good start, minimal plot, no dialogue, extremely boring after 1st 5 minutes .......
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Old 18-09-2015, 06:00
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Men In Black. an eveyday story of roman catholic priests ........
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Old 18-09-2015, 19:03
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Terms of Endearment - a year in the life of two schoolteachers, Mr Sunshine and Mr Dear , who have to accept the strange practices of their new headmaster Mr Ducky.
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Old 20-09-2015, 05:20
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William Shakespeare's Antony And Cleopatra. "Egypt, my Egypt" cries out Jeremy Corbyn orgasmically, his buttocks pumping furiously. "My oblivion is.a very Antony" replies Dianne Abbott breathlessly, her bosom heaving. Director ken loach relocates his first shakespeare adaptation into the bumpy world of 1970s socialist politics and very strange haircuts.. It is also his first porno pic. Viewer discretion advised. Not suitable for children.
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Old 21-09-2015, 05:06
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Point Break. kenau pushes too hard with his pencil. snap. so patrick lends him a ball point pen. job done. straight, and to the point, but no doubt various loons are going to read homoerotic symbolism into this ........ they should have their heads examined ........
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Old 21-09-2015, 05:20
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Boogie Knights. it's difficult to disco dance well in a full suit of armour, but get those glitter balls. some heavy metal.
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Old 21-09-2015, 05:30
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Ted. seth macfarlane's insightful biopic of the 1970s tory party leader. I especially like the gjant cuddly arthur scargill covered in fur ...
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