April In Paris - steamy melodrama about month long sexual marathon with Hotel Heiress

I Married A Zombie. sam cam's autobiography ......

Zazie in the Metro - French singer attempts to get picture in free paper

9½ Weeks - The Jeremy Corbyn Story

Highlander - comedy about pot-smoking Scots.

Eyes Without A Face- documentary on donated organs.

Crimson Peak - A biopic about Sharon Osbourne.

Dante's Peak - Gremlins 2. Went downhill after that.

In Search Of The Castaways. "i'll try charity shops, then jumble sales, then i'll just go through other peoples' rubbish ......''

House Of Flying Daggers. with friends like this, thank goodness jeremy corbyn doesn't have any enemies .........

La Confidentiale ...... hard to believe kim basinger speaks such excellent french .........

Julius Ceaser. weird. U can tell what marlon brando says. so is he - or is he not - ''mumbling''? (the fact that he's wearing a pillowcase is distracting but unimportant).

Super 8 ...... 4 when 6 inches isn't quite enough but 10 would be 2 much .........

Dracula Has Risen From The Grave ...... thanks to viagra. but with such a huge stiffy, now can't get close enough to bite anyone's neck. Damn. oh well, it'll be daylight soon ............

And Then There Were None- The Liberal Democrats Story

House of Flying Daggers - a biopic of Jeremy Corbyn's time as leader of the opposition.

The Flim Flam Man - biopic of David Cameron's tenure as Tory PM/Leader/MP/well anything...

Nasty Boys - The story of the Tory party.

The Power of One (ukip mp)

The Vanishing (lib dems)

Evil Under The Sun - someone dumps a pile of his own newspapers on Rupert Murdoch.

Let The Right One In - UKIP members debate whether their Immigration Policy is too generous

The Ring. where ? oops ! so it's yet another ''...... with this rubber band, i thee wed ..... "

The Never-ending Story - nail biting account of the Chilcot Enquiry

The Never-ending Story 2 - nail biting account of the Enquiry into the Chilcot Enquiry

Hudson Hawk - Documentary about birds in New York State.

Left Behind - Home Alone-style comedy where a kid misses his plane home. Featuring Nicholas Cage.

Daddy Day Camp - A struggling single father must support his kids by taking a job as a female impersonator in an afternoon musical.

The Mod Squad - T. S. Eliot, Pablo Picasso and Virginia Woolf team up to
fight crime and create avant-garde art.

Ice Station Zebra - drama about starting Zoo at North Pole