Barefoot In the park. lovely day, fell asleep sitting on bench by lake, woke up and my shoes were gone ....... warden, arrest howard the duck !

Song of the Sea - Andy Warhol film 24 hour loop of Rod Stewart singing "I am Sailing".
Not for the squeamish.

Roman Holiday - The Jose Mourinho Story

Death Race 2000. the grand national has a huge number of horses running, this year, one of them is bound to stumble and fall .........

The Godfather Part 1. left little finger, delivered by fedex .......

The Godfather Part 2. right foot, delivered by a remote piloted helicopter drone ........

The Godfather Part 3. the kidnappers realise the ransome won't be paid, so they send him (what's left of him) home in a taxi .........

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. story of one man's sexual relationship with his car. Perhaps most men find their penis fits the exhaust pipe, but few are brave enough to start the engine ....... warning, do not try this at home (in case somebody sees you) ..........

Jupiter Ascending - IMAX documentary about our Solar System.

Duel In The "Sun"- Drama about Rupert Murdoch and Robert Maxwell's attempts to buy the weekly tabloid.

Midnight Express - sad obsessive desperate to know how bad the winter's going to be, before anyone else

Freddy Got Fingered- the new "Nightmare on Elm Street" film takes a naughty turn.

Meet the Spartans- comedy as King Leonidas and his family move into Athens and have problems with their neighbours.

Heaven's Gate- "Bruce Almighty"-style comedy as St. Peter hires Martin Freeman to guard the Celestial Doorway.

Love Lace, french arthouse film with yawningly long sequences of isabelle huppert doing embroidery in a medieval convent.........

Ice Age ....... "mummy, have you ever seen snow?'' ''yes, darling, I'll show you some christmas cards ........'' ''oh, everyone knows they're make believe ........''

Waterworld. documentary film made by kevin costner about climate change .......

well, I'd watch it

Tower Heist, london tourists gawp upwards, snapping away on theit phone cameras. The BT tower has been stolen. Well , it was looking kinda castrated, no longer horny .......

Casino Royale - All Las Vegas watches as Prince William takes on King Felipe VI in
a game of Texas Hold 'Em.

"Flash" Gordon's Trip To Mars - The Former UK PM signs up on an Elon Musk-sponsored trip to the Red Planet.

A Sound of Thunder - Documentary on storms.

Dolphin Tail. "hey flipper, you just had cosmetic surgery?'' ''don't see why not, sandy, your brother's just had pecs implants ........''

First blood..... Its about a young gir! a few weeks before her 13th birthday. And A bit too much information, to be honest.....

Star Trek: Kirk Douglas and Donald Sutherland walk from Lands End to John O'Groats

Star Trek the next generation: Michael Douglas and Kiefer Sutherland walk from...

The Go-Between. Documentary about the letters H, I, J, K, L, M & N

The money pit - Sequel to swingers, Vince Vaughn takes Brad pitt to Vegas baby to try and cheer him up.
Honey i blew up the kid - A terrorist hides his bomb in a cookie jar.
Tango and cash - Documentary about soft drink marketing in the 90s
Weird science - Starring Tom Cruise
Fletch - Porn film

House - nubile Japanese schoolgirls terrorised by killer piano whilst playing Bingo

Good one there.

Michael Collins - Neil Jordan film about the astronaut who didn't get to walk on the moon.

Party Monster - Remake of "Jekyll and Hyde" set in Studio 54.

Kid Blue - prequel to "Watchmen", featuring a young Dr. Manhattan.

The taking of Pelham 123 - a very successful franchise.