Two Mules for Sister Sara - Terrible misunderstanding when nun asks for the Chef's Special in Mexican Restaurant

The Bee Movie..... has a b side. turn disc over in drive, and u can watch Stripes. might be a bit fuzzy, but wait for The Sting ......

The terminator - movie adaptation of the apprentice where lord sugar has been turned into a cyborg by an amstrad super computer and 12 apprentices go out each day to sell amstrad computers . Who ever sells the least each day isn't fired but terminated by Lord sugars outstretched pointing Uzi 9mm. The last remaining contestant might have his life spared but is forced into the indignation of being a spurs fan . The movie leaves the viewer with the moral question, which would you rather ? Death or forced to be a Spurs fan ?

Dai Hard. welsh porno.

Taken 100. international terrorists take over a branch library (open wed, thur after12, fri until 7pm, sat), and set all user cards to expire at midnight. liam neeson must stop them, without waking up the old man asleep in the corner, or his mobile phone (which gets a frown from the volunteer librarian). His only weapon, 24 volumes of encyclopedia britannica, dated 1965, being sold off for 50p each .......

Lassie. scottish porn. grrrr ......down, girl ........ WOOOF !!!

Chemical Wedding ''rupert i'm ready'' ....... "sorry jerry, can't remember where i put the viagra ........''

The Stone Killer -A psychopath wants to wipe out the stars of "Basic Instinct" and "Magic In the Moonlight".

Return from the Ashes - A London sportsman faces domestic problems despite defeating Australia at cricket.

The Towering Inferno. ''what's wrong rupert?'' ''Jerry, i've taken too much viagra this time, where's the fire extinguisher ? ........ ''

20 Feet Below. shorter version of The Human Centipede.

Batman. biopic of ian botham

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - Historical pic about Gandhi, Mussolini
and W. C. Fields. sharing a hotel.

The Devil's In Love - Maisie (Jennifer Lawrence) meets hunky Mr. S and they
fall for each other. Too bad Mr. S is really Satan!

Fred: the Movie - Remake of "The Flintstones".

Another Earth - man with phobia about electricity takes extra precautions

If It Ain't Stiff. "rupert, u got the viagra dose wrong again ......'' ''......sorry jerry, but i feel like just flopping down on the bed today .....''

Muppets most wanted... Cockney heist drama.

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain - weird geological porn film

Australia. "ok jerry, im gonna start with your tasmania, and slowly work upwards towards your northern territory .......'' ''......hurry up rupert, i've got a raging bushfire ...... "

The Muppets' Christmas Carol. guest star carol vorderman, wearing a santa hat ...... and nothing else ........

Thunderbirds. "this is international rescue. there are only 5 thunderbirds. so your call's in a very long queue, but it is important to us. please stay on the line, while your plane crashes / bridge collapses / oil refinery explodes / spaceship plunges into the sun ...... meanwhile, here is some great music .........''

Be-o-wolf. mowgli the man-cub had no friends to play with, because he smelled so very different to all the other wolf-cubs ..........

The Wild Angels - Haloes slip as Gabriel and co. drink too much on a night out.

The Panic In Needle Park - An outdoor sewing exhibition goes horribly wrong.

Bad Taste- Another documentary, this time on the most unpleasant foodstuffs.

Two Way Stretch. ''rupert, please be gentle, as i'm not very big ''down under'' .....'' ''jerry, don't worry mate, percy here'll soon sort out that tiny problem ..... here he comes ....... ripper !''

The Game. "well Rupert, this does make a nice change from sex, especially after last time .... " ''Jerry, that's a five, you're gonna have to slide down my snake .......''

Rob'n Hood: Prince o' Thieves

Gangster adaption. A "crew" rob the hood of Sherwood, whilst the notorious S.O.N writes up a "wanted" letter. His "crew" say "Daymmmnnn" a lot.

The Green Man. ''jerry, which hole does this go in ? '' ''well really, rupert!'' ''but i've never played indoor minature golf before ......''