Pirates of the Caribbean - documentary charting the consumption of savoury pastry based comestibles in the West Indies
Alternative film plots based on the title
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Days Of Thunder. after it rains for 1 week non stop - in the sahara desert - climate change sceptics finally admit defeat .......
Frozen. biopic of clarence birdseye, frozen food pioneer, founder of birdseye foods. An ethical man. His motto was: ''no peas for the wicked''.
The Grey Tea-scape. story of earl grey tea. documentary. or perhaps, gibberish? hard to say. everyone then asks:''who was earl grey t, was he anything like mr t?'' ..... they will never know, as the sequel (t4-2) is unlikely to be financed ..........
F*cking Åmål - film about a really really annoying person called Åmål
]F*cking Åmål - film where Åmål is a very lucky boy
]F*cking Åmål - film where Åmål is a very lucky boy
The Karate Kid. a man stops sending his kid to karate lessons, after discovering that goats kick quite hard anyway .......
Start Wreck. will this home made diy spaceship rise a few inches, maybe, or just explode ? here comes the financier/designer/builder/pilot, with a goldfish bowl on his head, holding a lit match ........
Cabin In The Woods. early life story of abe lincoln, who wanted to be on dollar bills, so his dad said ''y not be usa president?'' ........
Undies Covered. at long last, tarzan starts wearing shirt & trousers, as well as a loincloth. which was sorta expected, in his new career as insurance salesman .........
Back To The Fuchsia. a man sets out for his summer holiday, driving from crowded pricey london to (nice, but crowded pricey) penzance. And remembers he forgot to water his favourite houseplant. So back he goes .......
Back To The Fuchsia 2. after a long and very distinguished reign, queen elizabeth 2 finally hands over to her son charles. who thinks ''bit bloody late for me to start now, init ? so i'll just hand over to william, and spend more time doing what i really want. talking to my best friends, flowering plants .......''
Carrion Cleo. queen cleopatra of egypt falls in love with some stupid roman bloke, kills herself, and her remains are a feast for the vultures circling overhead ....... next morning, the royal palace cleaner fills up several rather messy bin bags and earns some overtime .........
Dead Poets Society
my final poem will get no credit
since no one has ever read it.
it's kinda hard to shout and thunder
when you're buried six feet under.
my final poem will get no credit
since no one has ever read it.
it's kinda hard to shout and thunder
when you're buried six feet under.
The Izzard Of Woz. steve wozniak creates a new type of robotic artificial intelligence, which tells hundreds of highly surreal jokes while wearing a dangerous shade of lipstick ..... just what's needed to compete with donald trump for the usa presidency .........
Three Men And A Baby. ....... "i remember we had some unusual sex together, about 9 months ago, but surely a woman has to be involved to actually make a baby ? ''.......
Originally Posted by spiney2:
“Dead Poets Society
my final poem will get no credit
since no one has ever read it.
it's kinda hard to shout and thunder
when you're buried six feet under.”
“Dead Poets Society
my final poem will get no credit
since no one has ever read it.
it's kinda hard to shout and thunder
when you're buried six feet under.”
Despite the jokes and odd impression
Poor Robin Williams fought depression
Until one day this nervous wreck
Was found suspended by his neck
My Fair Lady. "jerry, we're getting married at st brides, ''the media church'', isn't that romantic ?'' ''rupert, then u really do own a newspaper? I thought that was just a chat-up line ........ "
Hair. donald trump's amazing coiffure is elected usa president, meanwhile a strange bald man is seen putting around on st andrews golf club in scotland .....
Heaven Can Wait. a gay man delays visiting the famous london nightclub, whilst on holiday, after discovering some ''interesting statues'' in the british museum .......
Days of Heaven - the man got bored with the museum, gets back to Charing Cross and spends a lot of time cruising the bar.
7th Heaven - he's still there a week later.
Miracles from Heaven - he finally found a decent shag.
7th Heaven - he's still there a week later.
Miracles from Heaven - he finally found a decent shag.
Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“Days of Heaven - the man got bored with the museum, gets back to Charing Cross and spends a lot of time cruising the bar.
7th Heaven - he's still there a week later.
Miracles from Heaven - he finally found a decent shag.”
“Days of Heaven - the man got bored with the museum, gets back to Charing Cross and spends a lot of time cruising the bar.
7th Heaven - he's still there a week later.
Miracles from Heaven - he finally found a decent shag.”
Stealing Heaven- he decides to rob the bar's till.
Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“All Dogs Go to Heaven - he bought dog biscuits with proceeds...”
“All Dogs Go to Heaven - he bought dog biscuits with proceeds...”
Heaven's Prisoners* - He gets caught and locked up with some other folk who also
robbed the place.
*Side note- our old video store always used to have "Heaven's Prisoners" and "Two Days In the Valley" next to each other, and I always got them mixed up.
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