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spiney2
13-03-2016
Heaven Ice Day. nightclub heaven turns into a skating rink, in memory of john curry. Sequins optional.
spiney2
15-03-2016
"Gotham''. a cop, who speaks with a lisp, catches some crooks .........
spiney2
18-03-2016
Brigadoon. sex change musical, starring jean kelly and sid charisse,
Fizzbin
19-03-2016
The Fighting Kentuckian - a brawl breaks out between staff at everyone's favourite fried chicken emporium.
spiney2
19-03-2016
London Has Fallen. in soho, in a dirty unswept little backstreet somewhere, not shown on any maps, a filthy bookshop is purveying so-called ''mens' magazines'' ......... the fight between good and evil is over, satan has finally won .....
dodrade
19-03-2016
Not an alternative plot but an alternative title- "The Witch"- "Finchy in the Woods".
spiney2
21-03-2016
Moon. george clooney - at long last - shows us his wonderful buttocks. Who really cares what the film's plot is? Women will be queueing around the block, for hours ........
spiney2
26-03-2016
Torah Torah Torah. the bibble as god originally wrote it, before he added an extra bit at the end ......
spiney2
26-03-2016
Our Man In Havanah. due to a state department mixup, somehow president obama steps into the wrong airplane and flies to cuba ......... could never happen in real life ........
spiney2
27-03-2016
The Lady In The Van ......'' now that hospitals are all private, it's so nice of george osborne, to leave us with any sort of national health service at all ........ i think he's a genius .......'' ........
Fizzbin
29-03-2016
Donovan's Brain - Professor Jennifer Juniper is curious about the colour of the sixties singer's brain, travels to the Alps where There is a Mountain to find him, then opens his cranium to find that it's a Mellow Yellow.
spiney2
29-03-2016
The Jungle Book. tarzan finally meets mowgli, falls in love with him, and dumps jane who says ''you utter creep(er) .....,'' ..... but tarzan cant hear her, just spends all his time homoerotic wrestling with mowgli (certificate 18) ......
spiney2
30-03-2016
Conan The Barbarian. mowgli says ''tarzan, i'm leaving you for big arnie, a man with even bigger muscles, cool jewellry, and a somewhat unique speaking accent .......

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Residents Fan
30-03-2016
Maps To The Stars - biopic of Patrick Moore.
spiney2
30-03-2016
Women In Love ......meanwhile, jane falls for wonderwoman, they become partners in a civil ceremony ......... "i like your breastplate wonderwoman ....'' '' ..... Jane, how do you keep your hair so nice in the jungle?'' ...... they coo, as they make love like two passionate pigeons .......
spiney2
30-03-2016
Briefs Encounter .......meanwhile, mowgli and conan the barbarian r having some success, selling their new range of ''athletic underwear for active men'' .......
spiney2
31-03-2016
Jungle 2 Jungle ......meanwhile, tarzan .... now a singleton again ...... rescues little lad mimi living wild in central park n.y. and they start a new career together as fashion models, on front cover of ''knitting monthly'', wearing ''the weirdest pullovers known to humanity'' ..........
spiney2
31-03-2016
All Quiet On The Western Front .......... no decent westerns been made for quite a few years now ......
spiney2
31-03-2016
Sword Of Sherwood Forrest ....... hang on, what's folk hero robin hood doing with a sword instead of bow & arrow ? that's just plain cheating .......
Residents Fan
02-04-2016
When Time Ran Out - Disaster as the newsagent can't find any new stock of the
weekly news magazine.
spiney2
02-04-2016
Night In The Museum. the cleaners lock yet another visitor in the toilets overnight ........ maybe the pyramids were giant ancient museums, and the mummified pharaohs were just visitors who got locked in the loos for a few thousand years ......
spiney2
02-04-2016
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea ''this is the captain ....... dive dive dive (off mike) ...... hang on; number two, you did close the hatch when i ordered it ?'' .......
Fizzbin
02-04-2016
Man of Steel - Sajid Javid says tata to the UK & heads for Australia for a holiday
spiney2
03-04-2016
The Rocky Horror Show . an unfortunate ignorant loon takes a short trip on a virgin ''tilting'' train, and then finds his bank account empty .........
PaperSkin
04-04-2016
Batman V Superman - A film about Batman fighting Superman...
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