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Old 09-05-2016, 02:18
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Psi Co ........ a group of telepathic precogs decide to set up a company, using their unusual abilities to make some money ........ if only they could forsee what will happen ......
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Old 11-05-2016, 00:33
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The Breakfast Club ......... man has a very large (''full british'') sandwich from greggs the pastie shop .......
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Old 11-05-2016, 00:49
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Twister (20 years old yesterday) - two contortionists get sucked off by whirlwinds while trying to play a game on a large multicoloured plastic mat that is spread on the floor.
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Old 14-05-2016, 03:57
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The Gay Dog ...... scooby doo has a mid-life identity crisis .......
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Old 15-05-2016, 00:16
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The Happy Hooker ......... biopic of izzak walton.
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Old 15-05-2016, 02:32
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Brannigan - epic tale of one man's quest to build a factory to make crisps.
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Old 15-05-2016, 03:43
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Esther and the King - story of the fateful day Elvis Presley appeared on a long running Sunday night consumer affairs programme.
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Old 16-05-2016, 10:07
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(e)X-Men - Alexis Arquette, Laverne Cox and Caitlyn Jenner star as members of a superhero team of transgender mutants fighting cisgender prejudice and an evil Canadian born senator and presidential candidate (played by Mel Gibson) to defend their right to use the little girls room. Directed by the Wachowski sisters.
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Old 16-05-2016, 23:19
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The Happy Hooker ......... biopic of izzak walton.
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Hilary and Jackie - Mrs. Clinton gets help from the ghost of another famous First Lady.

Just Ask For Diamond - Drama about the making of "Good Morning with Anne and Nick".
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Old 18-05-2016, 01:22
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Net Work ....... new e.u. fishing rules specify larger meshes on trawler nets, to catch only big fish, and leave smaller ones in the sea. Sailors in many countries up and working all night with scissors .......
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Old 18-05-2016, 05:59
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Tom's Brown Schooldays ........ not enough wc's at his skool ....... that's why he also needed a secret midnight garden later on .........
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Old 18-05-2016, 06:31
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Black Sheep ........ some farm animals spend years fighting to end racial discrimination, and finally end up as filling in top of the range waitrose pies .......
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Old 19-05-2016, 01:38
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Georgie Girl ........ after the famous five disband, georgina kirrin becomes the 1st female 00 agent working for british intelligence. "you're not bedding ME'' she tells james bond. 5 mins later, there she is in bed with him ........ "that was a very big bang''says james ......''well, you have a very large gun'' replies george .......
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Old 20-05-2016, 00:26
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Reach For The Sky ...... thieves break into a branch of currys, but can't decide what to steal ........
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Old 20-05-2016, 00:33
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The Good Buy Girl ....... biopic of mary portas .......
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Old 21-05-2016, 00:52
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The Small Back Room ....... drama about an osteopath who works in a tiny high street shop .........
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Old 21-05-2016, 01:18
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Richard The Third ....... shakespeare's best film script ! contains lines like: ''is that the road sign for a humpback bridge?'' and ''i just got this car serviced but now there's a funny rattling sound'', and most famously: ''i'm feeling a bit tired, so will pull into this car park and have a short little nap on the back seat ....." .....
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Old 22-05-2016, 16:50
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T' Why Light ? ...... a yorkshire vampire works only nightshifts, and wonders why such nasty things as daylight and bright sunshine exist at all .........
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Old 22-05-2016, 20:45
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Silent night, deadly night....

Sleezy b-movie horror about a killer fart.....
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Old 22-05-2016, 21:39
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The Long Goodbye - Mrs. Green is about to leave, when she starts rabbiting on about
this lovely painting...
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Old 23-05-2016, 23:07
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The Year My Voice Broke ....... teenage lad has really weird time before finally working out that his voice doesn't ''need repairing'' .........
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Old 25-05-2016, 02:35
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The Day The Earth Stood Still ........ james bond gets his 100,000th woman into bed. and ........ nothing happens ! "so how was it for you, miss moneypenny?''. "how was what, james?'' .......
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Old 25-05-2016, 02:55
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SWAT - alien invasion film. Millions of huge bluebottles arrive from the far reaches of the galaxy. It is up to mankind to devise a cunning weapon to use against them.
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Old 27-05-2016, 00:03
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Up In The World ....... plucky little norman wisdom needs a ladder to reach the top of a huge errection .......
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Old 27-05-2016, 00:26
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Funny Girl ........ biopic of victoria wood.
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