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Old 08-06-2016, 06:09
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Brazil ....... a film about brazil ........ a large country, somewhere in south america .........
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Old 08-06-2016, 16:53
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Cracks - Eva Green puts cement in pavement breaks.

In the Mouth of Madness - Sam Neill plays a dentist who treats mental patients.
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Old 09-06-2016, 00:54
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Ryde; The High Country ....... a geographical howler, since the isle of wight is fairly flat ......,
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Old 11-06-2016, 00:13
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A Fish Called Wander ..... an aspiring young professional couple are very puzzled, when brie cheese starts disappearing from their fridge, every night. They also notice that one particlar fish in their new aquarium just keeps getting fatter and fatter .............
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Old 11-06-2016, 03:12
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That Darn Cat ....... in the next bond film, 007 fights hard against a giant furry pussy ........
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Old 11-06-2016, 23:40
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Hail, Ceaser ......... "ah, soothsayer, there you are! I'm thinking of going out for the afternoon. Any idea what the weather will do ?'
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Old 13-06-2016, 00:47
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The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover - Story of how Antony Worrall Thompson got over his wife's affair.
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Old 13-06-2016, 04:03
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"Inside, Llewyn Davis'' ......... demands his mum. because he stayed outdoors too long, and got badly sunburned. unlikely - in cardiff - but not impossible.
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Old 14-06-2016, 03:25
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2001 A Space Odyssey ....... in the year 2001 ...... in the middle of britain's biggest post ww2 economic boom (thanks gordon brown) a desperate man searches for a decent size london property. but all he can find is converted garages, converted dustbins, converted shoe boxes, converted matchboxes ........
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Old 17-06-2016, 01:55
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Black Widow ..... mr spider's heart skips a beat, when his wife suggests making love ....... ''but, dearest, we only just got married ! can't it wait a few more weeks ?''
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Old 18-06-2016, 01:37
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Nine And A Half Weeks ......... ''oh rupert, do put that front page down and come to bed ...... " ...... " ...... Streuth, jerry, i'd forgotten we got married ........'' .......
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Old 18-06-2016, 16:22
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Trainwreck - Amy Schumer unwisely attempts to make a film about the Harrow and Wealdstone rail crash.
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Old 18-06-2016, 17:09
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Trainwreck - Tfl funded documentary about the Mayoral campaign of Zac Goldsmith.
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Old 18-06-2016, 23:14
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Train Wreck ....... getting eric pickles to run in the london marathon is ill advised and probably pointless ........
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Old 21-06-2016, 05:10
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Brexit The Movie ......... south wales is turned in boris island for a huge airport, all those sheep have to move north........scotland is sold to trump for a golf course (and 1p off income tax) ....... the north of england, hey, where's the north of england gone ?
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Old 22-06-2016, 00:04
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The Day after Tomorrow ........... ''dont panic, dont panic, DONT PANIC .......''.
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Old 22-06-2016, 00:24
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Remains of the day.....

How Friday will probably go... Unfortunately....
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Old 23-06-2016, 00:45
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Went The Day Well ? we'll find out on friday .....
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Old 23-06-2016, 01:13
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A Cantebury Tale ....... after his huge success in lincoln, daniel day lewis plays the part of another english cathedral town ......
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Old 24-06-2016, 22:15
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Australia ......... this time, daniel day lewis plays an entire freaking continent. gosh, what method acting, with just his nose alone being a very convincing New South Wales. plus when he removes his trousers for the sex scene, we get to see a marvellously wild and untamed tasmania .........
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Old 25-06-2016, 04:28
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A History Of The World Part 1 ......... daniel day lewis plays the entire planet earth. best not say which parts of his anatomy represent various different countries ......but anyway this amazing performance looks likely to win a special effects oscar .........
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Old 25-06-2016, 04:36
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The Piano ........ d d lewis IS a piano. upright, not grand, but nevertheless a totally convincing performance ......
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Old 26-06-2016, 00:13
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North By Northwest ......... in this remake, daniel day lewis plays mount rushmore. that's 4 american presidents at once, for which his performance in lincoln was just a practise run .........
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Old 26-06-2016, 00:21
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Welcome To Disneyworld ........ in this travelogue, daniel day lewis plays the hall of the presidents, and is all 43 usa presidents at the same time. No special effects, it's just very powerful acting ........
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Old 29-06-2016, 23:10
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Hell In The Pacific ....... daniel day lewis plays the pacific ocean. and makes a complete utter mess of it. ripples and waves on the sea quickly turn into ears, nose, feet, etc. sorry daniel, no blame attached, but this is more than one man alone can do. next time, perhaps the film company can return to using good old fashoned cgi. Or - here's a radical thought - go on location in the actual pacific ........
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