Brazil ....... a film about brazil ........ a large country, somewhere in south america .........
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Cracks - Eva Green puts cement in pavement breaks.
In the Mouth of Madness - Sam Neill plays a dentist who treats mental patients.
In the Mouth of Madness - Sam Neill plays a dentist who treats mental patients.
Ryde; The High Country ....... a geographical howler, since the isle of wight is fairly flat ......,
A Fish Called Wander ..... an aspiring young professional couple are very puzzled, when brie cheese starts disappearing from their fridge, every night. They also notice that one particlar fish in their new aquarium just keeps getting fatter and fatter .............
Hail, Ceaser ......... "ah, soothsayer, there you are! I'm thinking of going out for the afternoon. Any idea what the weather will do ?'
The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover - Story of how Antony Worrall Thompson got over his wife's affair.
"Inside, Llewyn Davis'' ......... demands his mum. because he stayed outdoors too long, and got badly sunburned. unlikely - in cardiff - but not impossible.
2001 A Space Odyssey ....... in the year 2001 ...... in the middle of britain's biggest post ww2 economic boom (thanks gordon brown) a desperate man searches for a decent size london property. but all he can find is converted garages, converted dustbins, converted shoe boxes, converted matchboxes ........
Black Widow ..... mr spider's heart skips a beat, when his wife suggests making love ....... ''but, dearest, we only just got married ! can't it wait a few more weeks ?''
Nine And A Half Weeks ......... ''oh rupert, do put that front page down and come to bed ...... " ...... " ...... Streuth, jerry, i'd forgotten we got married ........'' .......
Trainwreck - Amy Schumer unwisely attempts to make a film about the Harrow and Wealdstone rail crash.
Train Wreck ....... getting eric pickles to run in the london marathon is ill advised and probably pointless ........
Brexit The Movie ......... south wales is turned in boris island for a huge airport, all those sheep have to move north........scotland is sold to trump for a golf course (and 1p off income tax) ....... the north of england, hey, where's the north of england gone ?
The Day after Tomorrow ........... ''dont panic, dont panic, DONT PANIC .......''.
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'' ...... stupid boy!''
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'' ...... stupid boy!''
A Cantebury Tale ....... after his huge success in lincoln, daniel day lewis plays the part of another english cathedral town ......
Australia ......... this time, daniel day lewis plays an entire freaking continent. gosh, what method acting, with just his nose alone being a very convincing New South Wales. plus when he removes his trousers for the sex scene, we get to see a marvellously wild and untamed tasmania .........
A History Of The World Part 1 ......... daniel day lewis plays the entire planet earth. best not say which parts of his anatomy represent various different countries ......but anyway this amazing performance looks likely to win a special effects oscar .........
The Piano ........ d d lewis IS a piano. upright, not grand, but nevertheless a totally convincing performance ......
North By Northwest ......... in this remake, daniel day lewis plays mount rushmore. that's 4 american presidents at once, for which his performance in lincoln was just a practise run .........
Welcome To Disneyworld ........ in this travelogue, daniel day lewis plays the hall of the presidents, and is all 43 usa presidents at the same time. No special effects, it's just very powerful acting ........
Hell In The Pacific ....... daniel day lewis plays the pacific ocean. and makes a complete utter mess of it. ripples and waves on the sea quickly turn into ears, nose, feet, etc. sorry daniel, no blame attached, but this is more than one man alone can do. next time, perhaps the film company can return to using good old fashoned cgi. Or - here's a radical thought - go on location in the actual pacific ........
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