Santa Clause The Movie .......... "it's not christmas for 4 months, so why did u frigging wake me up?'' ........

What's Your Number? Drama as a New York 20-something loses her phone and hasn't backed up her contacts, hence asking all her friends to text her their numbers.

The Sound Of Music ...... "........and now on radio 3, a bartok concert, plink plonk strum strum hoot hoot bang ......'' ''...... it's music, jim, but not as we know it .....''.........

Daytimer (2014) - DS reels from the shock that spiney2 posts to this thread before darkness falls.

Bmx bandits.

Christmas eve, 1984. A gang of Masked criminals stage a series of hiests, stealing childrens bikes from under the Christmas tree....

Christmas evil.

After eating turkry dinner, a dozen boxes of 'eat me' dates, and several bottes of blue nun, grandad makes the toilet unhabitable this boxing day.

Ben-her.

A wired fantastic four spin off. The thing (aka ben grimm) comes out as a woman trapped in mans body, trapped in the body of a huge rock monster.....

Threads (tv movie) .......... following world war 3, spiney2 continues posting in this thread as if nothing had happened .......

Glen Or Glenda ......... a man gets an ''ed wood'', and on visiting a brothel, thinks he's paid for a session with twin sisters ....... at first ..........

"'I'm Alright, Jack'' ........what jackie kennedy said to her husband, just after he was fatally shot, in this fine ''carry on style'' political comedy film (jim carey plays lee harvey oswald) ..........

Ben Her ......... "hang on, is one of those charioteers wearing a dress?'' .......... ''no, ceaser, that's the standard roman army uniform'' ........''really? well, in that case, i'm predicting the decline and fall of the roman empire ......... it'll be a better film than this one .........."

High Planes Drifter ........... on a balloon trip into space, richard branson loses his passport, so cannot enter any country, and has to spend the rest of his life flying virgin atlantic between london and new york ........

The Secret Of My Success ......... after jeremy corbyn suggests a virgin tax, there is a very puzzling sudden increase in the sale of maternity wear and small scatter cushions .........alas, slightly too late to save bhs .........

After Hours ......... "the service in this particular macdonalds restaurant is unusually slow'' ..........

The O Men ............ have to fight the x men, not to mention the g men, in this superhero action movie ......... so let's say amen to that .........

B.R. Exit, The Movie ....... it's the 1970's, and this poor baffled bloke can't find his way out of the railway station, because the exit sign has fallen down and not been replaced ........bit like ''the terminal'', but with 1970's food and clothes ..........

The Dark Night ......... a huge hit with cinema chains. They charge the usual ticket price, but don't bother switching on the projector .........

The Shinning

2 hours of glorious misses with the goal gaping - stars Iwelumo and Van Vossen.

Close Encounters ........... a man keeps ducking, to avoid flying saucers, after his wife discovers he's been seeing another woman ........

Brief in counters.....

A day in the life on the underpant counter of Grace bros.

That Darn Cat .......... sartorial feline opens a clothes repair shop, in this comedy film ..........

Lost And Found .......... "rupert, this is great sex, you just keep going forever, at age 80, i'm really glad i married you....... " (reply from next room) ........ "hey, jerry, i'd like the electric food blender back when you've finished with it ......''

I think others got bored with it........except you

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it's just a clever surreal idea which is very appealing .......

Strangers on a train.

On the way to an annual dr who/trainspotting/ model building/ convention, two child-sex offenders strike up a friendship in the same carriage.....