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Old 12-10-2016, 16:20
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Camel hot.

A rather tedious documentry on how camels keep cool in the dessert by storing water.
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Old 12-10-2016, 16:21
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An american in paris.

Yet another paris Hilton sex tape.....
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Old 13-10-2016, 01:21
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Inside Llewyn Davis

Fantastic Voyage sequel. When an up-and-coming folk singer is punched outside a gig, it's up to four Dylan wannabes to shrink themselves down to remove a blood clot in his brain with the power of acoustic guitars.
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Old 13-10-2016, 01:53
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Fantastic Mr. Fox - Prequel to the offbeat comedy Fantasist Dr. Fox
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Old 13-10-2016, 23:34
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Dancer In The Dark .......... tappity tap tap tappy tappy tap tap tap tappity tappity tappity tappity ...... BANG "ouch'' (silence) ........
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Old 14-10-2016, 21:22
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Trading Places

A man who will do anything for cod, even giving up his prized flat fish
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Old 14-10-2016, 21:25
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Trainspotting

Two hours watching trains.
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Old 14-10-2016, 23:42
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Nymph 'O Maniac .......... an irish landscape gardener goes completely bonkers, to be sure, and starts replacing all garden gnomes with tiny plastic nymphs .........
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Old 15-10-2016, 06:08
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( ............. for those people looking up Lars Von Trier on wikipedia, his latest nymph-o-maniac films are part of his ''dog me'' series ..........)
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Old 16-10-2016, 05:12
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Full Moon In Paris ........... a nasty british tourist exposes his buttocks in full view of the eiffel tower ..........
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Old 17-10-2016, 00:58
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The Ten Commandants ........... the top 10 nazi prison camp commandants, from old movies about world war 2, all appear together in a new film ...........
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Old 18-10-2016, 23:58
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Unforgettable ........................... ?
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Old 19-10-2016, 00:30
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Batman:the movie.

A british documentary about the life of a gentlemen's gentleman.....
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Old 19-10-2016, 11:35
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Knocked Up - the story of a door-to-door salesman and his encounter at a house with an overhead hatch entrance.

The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.

Man of Steel - the story of industrial worker Jimmy Milton coming to terms with a furnace accident that changes him forever
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Old 19-10-2016, 23:56
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House Arrest ............. ''mr bungalow, i'm arresting you
for impersonating a semi. You can't fit inside a police cell, so i'm cuffing you to this tree ......... just stay there, and don't try converting yourself into flats .........''
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Old 20-10-2016, 00:11
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The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.
Extra Virgin .......... the story of olive oyl.
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Old 20-10-2016, 05:39
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The Man Who Knew Infinity .......... "HOW MUCH?" ....... an ordinary bloke tries to buy a manchester to london train ticket for a normal friday evening ..........
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Old 20-10-2016, 16:21
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Trainspotting - An idiot called Jack tries to grow trains from some magic seeds he bought.
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Old 21-10-2016, 01:28
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A Loan In The Dark ........ ''......... just sign here, i'm not going to swich the light on because then you might read the terms and conditions first ..........''
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Old 21-10-2016, 06:03
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Runaway Train .......... thomas the tank engine escapes from his train shed, and runs freely, without a driver, all over the british isles, sightseeing, whistling at onlookers, and giving signalbox operators heart attacks. the fat controller can't stop thomas, cos he's too big to fit into the helicopter (called budgie). postman pat joins the chase, thomas crushes his cat to pulp ....... fireman sam also gets roped in. At this point, bill and ben the flowerpot men are also hired, but all they do is stand around saying ''lobble dobble'' to each other. The Woodentops are parachuted in. Then somebody suggests calling international rescue .........
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Old 22-10-2016, 00:28
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Spring Breakers ............. "crikey, these new speed bumps in the road must be 9 inches high ..........''
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Old 22-10-2016, 23:53
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Superman Returns ........... "........... sorry, forgot my cloak ........... ah, there it is ............. , well, goodbye again .........''..........
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Old 23-10-2016, 02:59
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Triple Nine ......... dr who opens the outer door of his tardis, after his latest adventure, ......... and finds it really is a police box. damn. was finally going to fix the chameleon circuit, after 900 years, but left it just a bit too late. no time lords left, who's he gonna call ?
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Old 23-10-2016, 03:08
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A. I. .............. on craggy island, the patterning on fr dougal's latest pullover is so fiendishly complicated, that it's started to become self-aware .........
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Old 23-10-2016, 03:28
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Down To The Sea In Ships ......... " .......... hey, listen guys, correct me if i'm wrong, but if we want to get to the coast, to reach the ships, then surely the first thing we're going to need is some cars ? i'm just saying .......'' ........
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