Camel hot.
A rather tedious documentry on how camels keep cool in the dessert by storing water.
A rather tedious documentry on how camels keep cool in the dessert by storing water.
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Inside Llewyn Davis
Fantastic Voyage sequel. When an up-and-coming folk singer is punched outside a gig, it's up to four Dylan wannabes to shrink themselves down to remove a blood clot in his brain with the power of acoustic guitars.
Fantastic Voyage sequel. When an up-and-coming folk singer is punched outside a gig, it's up to four Dylan wannabes to shrink themselves down to remove a blood clot in his brain with the power of acoustic guitars.
Dancer In The Dark .......... tappity tap tap tappy tappy tap tap tap tappity tappity tappity tappity ...... BANG "ouch'' (silence) ........
Nymph 'O Maniac .......... an irish landscape gardener goes completely bonkers, to be sure, and starts replacing all garden gnomes with tiny plastic nymphs .........
( ............. for those people looking up Lars Von Trier on wikipedia, his latest nymph-o-maniac films are part of his ''dog me'' series ..........)
Full Moon In Paris ........... a nasty british tourist exposes his buttocks in full view of the eiffel tower ..........
The Ten Commandants ........... the top 10 nazi prison camp commandants, from old movies about world war 2, all appear together in a new film ...........
Knocked Up - the story of a door-to-door salesman and his encounter at a house with an overhead hatch entrance.
The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.
Man of Steel - the story of industrial worker Jimmy Milton coming to terms with a furnace accident that changes him forever
The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.
Man of Steel - the story of industrial worker Jimmy Milton coming to terms with a furnace accident that changes him forever
House Arrest ............. ''mr bungalow, i'm arresting you
for impersonating a semi. You can't fit inside a police cell, so i'm cuffing you to this tree ......... just stay there, and don't try converting yourself into flats .........''
for impersonating a semi. You can't fit inside a police cell, so i'm cuffing you to this tree ......... just stay there, and don't try converting yourself into flats .........''
Originally Posted by Purple Mango:
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The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.”
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The 40 year old Virgin - a special documentary looking at Richard Bransons empire, celebrating 40 years of global success.”
Extra Virgin .......... the story of olive oyl.
The Man Who Knew Infinity .......... "HOW MUCH?" ....... an ordinary bloke tries to buy a manchester to london train ticket for a normal friday evening ..........
A Loan In The Dark ........ ''......... just sign here, i'm not going to swich the light on because then you might read the terms and conditions first ..........''
Runaway Train .......... thomas the tank engine escapes from his train shed, and runs freely, without a driver, all over the british isles, sightseeing, whistling at onlookers, and giving signalbox operators heart attacks. the fat controller can't stop thomas, cos he's too big to fit into the helicopter (called budgie). postman pat joins the chase, thomas crushes his cat to pulp ....... fireman sam also gets roped in. At this point, bill and ben the flowerpot men are also hired, but all they do is stand around saying ''lobble dobble'' to each other. The Woodentops are parachuted in. Then somebody suggests calling international rescue .........
Spring Breakers ............. "crikey, these new speed bumps in the road must be 9 inches high ..........''
Superman Returns ........... "........... sorry, forgot my cloak ........... ah, there it is ............. , well, goodbye again .........''..........
Triple Nine ......... dr who opens the outer door of his tardis, after his latest adventure, ......... and finds it really is a police box. damn. was finally going to fix the chameleon circuit, after 900 years, but left it just a bit too late. no time lords left, who's he gonna call ?
A. I. .............. on craggy island, the patterning on fr dougal's latest pullover is so fiendishly complicated, that it's started to become self-aware .........
Down To The Sea In Ships ......... " .......... hey, listen guys, correct me if i'm wrong, but if we want to get to the coast, to reach the ships, then surely the first thing we're going to need is some cars ? i'm just saying .......'' ........
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