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Old 23-10-2016, 06:10
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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ........... people are being taken over by giant pods, they become glassy eyed as if hypnotised, they stare straight ahead and dont notice things, they start walking into other people and walls, HELP IT'S REALLY HAPPENING ............
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Old 24-10-2016, 04:44
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Lion ............ "so, it wasn't Aslan after all, just a very dangerous animal escaped from the zoo ..........''
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Old 25-10-2016, 00:20
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Boyhood .......... " hey there young man, fasten this to your jacket collar, it'll keep you dry in the rain .........''
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Old 26-10-2016, 04:44
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The Sound Of Music .......... the von trapp family singers are late turning up to a folksong concert recital, so they make up a mad story about something called ''world war 2'', which then somehow gets into all the world's history books, and there's even films about it ..........
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Old 26-10-2016, 05:00
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The Man Who Knew Too Little ......... "say that again, you want to shut down this nuclear reactor by applying the hand brake ? ..............''
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Old 27-10-2016, 02:49
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Hilary And Jackie ............. president hilary finally gets her revenge, by installing a lesbian lover in the oval office ........
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Old 28-10-2016, 00:50
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Wolf Creak ........... (squeak squeak squeak) ......... ''when u get to my age, it ain't so easy to sneak up on chickens'' ............
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Old 29-10-2016, 03:41
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The Jungle Book ......... special large print edition for giraffes ..........
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Old 29-10-2016, 03:56
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Hair ............ a jihadist bomber disguises himself, by wearing a false beard over his real one ..........
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Old 29-10-2016, 10:11
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* The Fifth Element.

An inventor makes a kettle with five elements. We follow him as he struggles to get funding. His wife leaves him along the way, to make it more interesting.

* The Mackintosh Man.

A man sets up a shop selling only mackintoshes.

* Jaws

A dentist gets down in the mouth over his dental work not coming up to standard, following complaints from clients.
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Old 30-10-2016, 00:51
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We Dive At Dawn ......... poor girl has to weave and dodge, to avoid all the nasty groping dirty old men ........
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Old 30-10-2016, 08:26
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Inferno - a man's house burns down and he has to fight the police and the insurance company to prove he did not start the fire.

Hamlet - a worker at a cigar factory wins the lottery.
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Old 31-10-2016, 06:05
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The Lady And The Tramp ........... president hilary invites madonna, and her extended family, to the white house .......... "hey, that's not how you eat pasta and meatballs, mama mia, this is how you do it ........''
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:10
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Dr Strange, biopic of Harold Shipman
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Old 31-10-2016, 17:11
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The Shining - A new furniture polish is capable of reflecting massive light that is enough to power solar panels..
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Old 31-10-2016, 23:52
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Snowden .......... michael portaloo makes a special one off film about the weird little railway thingy that goes up wales' highest mountain.
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Old 01-11-2016, 00:18
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Snow Den ........... the little boy from film the snowman is now a granddad, and his boy and girl grandkids make a snow igloo in his garden ........
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Old 01-11-2016, 00:27
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S'No Den .......... documentary about how tv show eastenders changed, after dirty den left .........
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Old 01-11-2016, 09:10
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Blade Runner. A former Olympic middle distance runner decides to sell shaving blades to make a living after his running career comes to an end.
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Old 01-11-2016, 09:15
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The Silence of the Lambs A farmer is fed up of his sheep making too much noise bahing day and night.

So he invents a sound proof, fully air conditioned open air tent to keep them in.
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Old 03-11-2016, 00:55
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The Cotton Club. Donald Trump invents a way of playing golf completely silently - essentially, with giant q tips - and abandons his u.s. presidency bid in order to develop this idea further ........
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Old 03-11-2016, 10:51
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The Day of the Triffids - Meet the Triffids: Mum, Dad, Suzie, Peter and their pet dog, Gruff.

Follows their antics as they spend a day out in their multi-coloured motor car, Betty!

Rating: PG.
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Old 03-11-2016, 10:55
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The Great Escape Henpecked mild mannered clerk, Brian Bunsun finally divorces his wife after 20 horrible years.

At last a free man.
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Old 04-11-2016, 00:56
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Network ........ a poor fisherman spends all day repairing a huge hole ........
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Old 04-11-2016, 01:09
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Pride And Prejudice ........ a snobbish chef, obsessed with haute cuisine, won't allow mother's pride white bread because it is ''working class food'' .........
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