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The Royal Hunt Of The Sun ........... prince charles gets fed up of being portrayed as a loon who talks to plants, and imprisons rupert murcdoch in the tower of london .......... at least, that's what he tells his favourite daffodil .......
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All The President's Men ........ depends how many she can fit under that table in the oval office .........
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Oopsie, no president hilary ...........
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Dr Strange ............ " .......... right madam, if you would just quickly change your hairstyle, that'll help me diagnose your stomach pains ......... and please sing the national anthem while i take your pulse ....... now, I'm just going to check your blood pressure so think of a number between one and ten but don't tell me what it is ........." ...........
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Still spending your time on this. Lol
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On The Beach .......... ''let's pay for a hotel room, instead of doing it here, with all these people around ........''
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National Lampoon's Animal House ........ " ......why hav i got to share my room with the water buffalo ? why can't it be the gazelle instead ? ......''
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Interview With The Vampire ........... ", er, midday is a bit awkward, but i'd be happy to do one at 9 or 10 pm .........''
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Privates' Progress .......... as eric morcambe often used to say to ernie wise : '' how long is it now?''
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Privates On Parade .......... never shown by the bbc, but this was ernie wise's answer to eric morcambe .......
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The Las Vegas Tory ......... theresa may is due to meet donald trump, but doesn't want to, and instead doubles the uk's national debt by spending the night in a casino .......
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Her ........ an alien from outer space looks like a hideous scaly scary reptile, but manages to instead look like scarlett johansson, using a special cosmetic skin cream from boots the chemist ''for extraterrestrials'' range ........
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(t3) Rise Of The Machines ....... a huge pay increase, but only for killer robots .............
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Pans Labyrinth ........... tv chef jamie oliver goes into a catering equipment shop, gets lost, can't find his way out, and is never seen again ..........
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Circus Boy ........... early life of george smiley, britain's greatest spy, until the point where he stopped wearing short trousers (at age 46) ..........
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The Last Tango in Paris
The big fat orange guy desperately scours all of Paris to find the sole owner of the last Tango to Tango him. Drama, Mystery, Romance! |
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Fine Ding, Nemo .......... ex captain of jules verne's fictitious submarine in ''20000 leagues under the sea'' gets new new job as bus conductor, on one of the new london routemasters, and can't resist constantly pushing the bell ........
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The Philadelphia Story ......... how a weird type of soft cheese conquered planet earth ........ and we all thought the earth wd be conquered by extraterrestrials ..........
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W C Fields And M. E. ........... famous film actor develops a weird medical condition involving constant tiredness and exhaustion ..........
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Marley And M.E. ....... a dog stays in its basket, all day every day, 24/7 ........
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The Spy Who Loved M.E. ............ "so, blofeld, you expect me to die?''. "no, mr bond, i expect you stay in bed for a few months ..........''
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Ok, that's enough M.E. puns. Apology.People do suffer from M. E., and it's not funny.
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The Dog Who Loved Trains .............. Choo choo ........woof woof ........... "Down boy. Leave it alone ............ now, will the train have puppies, or maybe the dog will start pulling coaches ?''
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Air Force One .......... to save money, the usa military put the presidental boeing in mothballs, and re commission the wright bros flyer from the smithsonian museum .........
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The Charge Of The Light Brigade ............ "three quid for a replacement bulb ? i'd rather sit in the dark '' ...............
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