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Old 04-11-2016, 04:35
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The Royal Hunt Of The Sun ........... prince charles gets fed up of being portrayed as a loon who talks to plants, and imprisons rupert murcdoch in the tower of london .......... at least, that's what he tells his favourite daffodil .......
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Old 09-11-2016, 01:08
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All The President's Men ........ depends how many she can fit under that table in the oval office .........
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Old 10-11-2016, 00:07
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Oopsie, no president hilary ...........
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Old 10-11-2016, 06:36
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Dr Strange ............ " .......... right madam, if you would just quickly change your hairstyle, that'll help me diagnose your stomach pains ......... and please sing the national anthem while i take your pulse ....... now, I'm just going to check your blood pressure so think of a number between one and ten but don't tell me what it is ........." ...........
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Old 11-11-2016, 08:05
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Still spending your time on this. Lol
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Old 13-11-2016, 00:18
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On The Beach .......... ''let's pay for a hotel room, instead of doing it here, with all these people around ........''
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Old 13-11-2016, 06:32
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National Lampoon's Animal House ........ " ......why hav i got to share my room with the water buffalo ? why can't it be the gazelle instead ? ......''
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Old 14-11-2016, 00:59
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Interview With The Vampire ........... ", er, midday is a bit awkward, but i'd be happy to do one at 9 or 10 pm .........''
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Old 16-11-2016, 02:26
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Privates' Progress .......... as eric morcambe often used to say to ernie wise : '' how long is it now?''
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Old 16-11-2016, 02:50
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Privates On Parade .......... never shown by the bbc, but this was ernie wise's answer to eric morcambe .......
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Old 20-11-2016, 00:49
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The Las Vegas Tory ......... theresa may is due to meet donald trump, but doesn't want to, and instead doubles the uk's national debt by spending the night in a casino .......
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Old 20-11-2016, 04:53
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Her ........ an alien from outer space looks like a hideous scaly scary reptile, but manages to instead look like scarlett johansson, using a special cosmetic skin cream from boots the chemist ''for extraterrestrials'' range ........
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Old 24-11-2016, 00:56
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(t3) Rise Of The Machines ....... a huge pay increase, but only for killer robots .............
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Old 02-12-2016, 03:55
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Pans Labyrinth ........... tv chef jamie oliver goes into a catering equipment shop, gets lost, can't find his way out, and is never seen again ..........
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Old 03-12-2016, 22:00
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Circus Boy ........... early life of george smiley, britain's greatest spy, until the point where he stopped wearing short trousers (at age 46) ..........
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Old 03-12-2016, 22:18
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The Last Tango in Paris

The big fat orange guy desperately scours all of Paris to find the sole owner of the last Tango to Tango him.
Drama, Mystery, Romance!
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Old 05-12-2016, 00:34
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Fine Ding, Nemo .......... ex captain of jules verne's fictitious submarine in ''20000 leagues under the sea'' gets new new job as bus conductor, on one of the new london routemasters, and can't resist constantly pushing the bell ........
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Old 06-12-2016, 02:40
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The Philadelphia Story ......... how a weird type of soft cheese conquered planet earth ........ and we all thought the earth wd be conquered by extraterrestrials ..........
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Old 08-12-2016, 02:04
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W C Fields And M. E. ........... famous film actor develops a weird medical condition involving constant tiredness and exhaustion ..........
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:38
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Marley And M.E. ....... a dog stays in its basket, all day every day, 24/7 ........
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Old 09-12-2016, 01:09
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The Spy Who Loved M.E. ............ "so, blofeld, you expect me to die?''. "no, mr bond, i expect you stay in bed for a few months ..........''
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Old 09-12-2016, 05:04
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Ok, that's enough M.E. puns. Apology.People do suffer from M. E., and it's not funny.
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Old 10-12-2016, 02:09
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The Dog Who Loved Trains .............. Choo choo ........woof woof ........... "Down boy. Leave it alone ............ now, will the train have puppies, or maybe the dog will start pulling coaches ?''
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Old 11-12-2016, 00:45
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Air Force One .......... to save money, the usa military put the presidental boeing in mothballs, and re commission the wright bros flyer from the smithsonian museum .........
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Old 11-12-2016, 00:51
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The Charge Of The Light Brigade ............ "three quid for a replacement bulb ? i'd rather sit in the dark '' ...............
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