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Jane Bond .......... "so, ms bond, i see the sex change was very successful. But, where do you now keep your weapon?''
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Mr Turner .......... "right, so, have you come for a proper painting lesson, or just to see my amazing buttocks ? yep, i thought so. u know what, i think i'm going to give up painting and invent nude photography instead ................ "
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The Dark Night ........ "i can't find my batmobile, because it's black, and the time is 1 am, there's no street lights in this desert ....... "
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Bad Santa ......... "christmas stinks. every dec 26, the reindeer costumes, and my costume, and my famous ''sac'', all go back into the store room for another year, and none of this stuff ever gets washed .......''
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Bad Santa 2 ....... ''do they have deoderant in toyland ? no! and the old flying unicorns inside the reindeer costumes think that crapping on the floor is ''method acting'' ......... it all just stinks ......... "
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Mr Turner ......... biopic of ted turner, omniphilanthropist, inventor of 24hr tv news, and the man who tamed jane fonda ....... ''down, girl, down .....'' ''...... growl, pant pant pant, WooF !'' ........
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Midnight Express - 1955 British Transport Films documentary about the various sleeper/mail/parcel/newspaper/perishables/fast goods traffic that operates at night.
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Summer Holiday ........... after a very confusing 2 weeks' sunbathing, on the beach, a young man finally realises he is gay, and suddenly it all makes sense .......... (sir cliff's lawyers can contact me via a private message) .......
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Captain Ron ....... the founder of scientology, ron hubbard, is having a great time on the sea org yacht, until, due to a staff recruiting error, a real sailor joins the crew. "I notice, young lady'' says the great one ''that you have an unusually small bust and an unexpectedly deep voice ...... but dammit, you tie great knots, and that's an essential nautical skill lacking in all the other young ladies so far recruited, despite their fine bosoms ......
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Nightmare before christmas.
A week in the life of a xmas shopper as they rush to get everything done before the 'big day'. Muppets christmas Carol Three inept cockney geezers fail to even pull of a simple door-to-door scam. Its a wonderful life. The true life story of some rich bastard. |
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ScrewJ .......... a man starts assembling his just delivered ikea bookcase, and then discovers that 1 vital piece is missing ........
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A Christmas Carol .......... vorderman gets a bit tipsy, after going to too many christmas parties ......
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The Santa Claws ......... old style cellulose acetate ''film''(whatever that is!), plus santa never cutting his fingernails, are why this movie is so very scratched ........
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The Queen .......... "a heavy, cold'' film.
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Star Wars -
Two gay reality stars fight over one boyfriend, a rival in another reality show. |
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