Chimes at Midnight. Some lads get pissed, thrown out of the pub, it starts to rain, they break into church tower for shelter, one says "wot r all these ropes hanging down from ceilng ...."
Alternative film plots based on the title
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Earth vs The Flying Saucers. Husband and wife hav heated argument. She starts throwing pot plants at him, he uses kitchen dishes to deflect them .........
Carry On Henry. Henry Cooper plays himself. Sid james is a sleazy boxing promotor. Kenneth connor is a ref who keeps getting knocked out. The scene where charles hawtree wearing a bra spars for 6 rounds with hatti jaques topless is downright weird,...... kenneth williams is man with a sponge ...... babs windsor plays Chesty Basher ....
American Graffiti - Banks goes to New York
Cool Hand Luke - Star Wars spin-off, when his bionic hand malfunctions Luke Skywalker returns to Tattooine to stop his pinky from freezing.
Conan the Barbarian - American chat show host loses his temper.
Teen Wolf - early life of one of TV's Gladiators.
Sixteen Candles - film based on the sketches of the Two Ronnies, but four times funnier.
Empire of the Sun - Rupert Murdoch plans world domination from fortress Wapping.
Valley Girl - trials of a girl Charlton fan
Porky's - adult cartoon about a someone who uses internet apps to entice women home for sex but doesn't tell them he's actually a pig.
Cool Hand Luke - Star Wars spin-off, when his bionic hand malfunctions Luke Skywalker returns to Tattooine to stop his pinky from freezing.
Conan the Barbarian - American chat show host loses his temper.
Teen Wolf - early life of one of TV's Gladiators.
Sixteen Candles - film based on the sketches of the Two Ronnies, but four times funnier.
Empire of the Sun - Rupert Murdoch plans world domination from fortress Wapping.
Valley Girl - trials of a girl Charlton fan
Porky's - adult cartoon about a someone who uses internet apps to entice women home for sex but doesn't tell them he's actually a pig.
Carry on camping: Sid James barely contains his disgust as Kenneth Williams and Charles hawtrey mince into his local boozer, acting in an overtly 'festive' manner.
Carry on cruseing: Sid James barely contains his disgust as Kenneth Williams and Charles hawtrey prowl the streets of soho looking for young men.
Carry on behind: Sid James barely contains his disgust as he walks his dog round hampstead Heath...... Ect, ect, ect.
Carry on cruseing: Sid James barely contains his disgust as Kenneth Williams and Charles hawtrey prowl the streets of soho looking for young men.
Carry on behind: Sid James barely contains his disgust as he walks his dog round hampstead Heath...... Ect, ect, ect.
The Eiger Sanction
Thriller
Trouble brews when unemployed painter and decorator Dave Eiger misses yet another interview at the Jobcentre. How far can one man be pushed?
Thriller
Trouble brews when unemployed painter and decorator Dave Eiger misses yet another interview at the Jobcentre. How far can one man be pushed?
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Comedy
The arrival of a mischievous poltergeist causes friction among the A-List actors in a Bel Air neighbourhood.
Comedy
The arrival of a mischievous poltergeist causes friction among the A-List actors in a Bel Air neighbourhood.
Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“Conan the Barbarian - American chat show host loses his temper.
Teen Wolf - early life of one of TV's Gladiators.
Sixteen Candles - film based on the sketches of the Two Ronnies, but four times funnier.”
“Conan the Barbarian - American chat show host loses his temper.
Teen Wolf - early life of one of TV's Gladiators.
Sixteen Candles - film based on the sketches of the Two Ronnies, but four times funnier.”
Robocop - Police Thriller. Irish-American NYPD officer Rob O'Cop struggles to explain a series of murders in the Big Apple.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - Romantic comedy. Can Dawn find love in a world where all the best men are dirty apes?
The Inbetweeners - 4 lads are stuck in a broken-down lift somewhere between the 7th and 8th floors. Contains lewd language and sexual references.
Jaws - James Bond spin-off. Popular villain visits the dental hygienist - with unexpected results!
I like this game
The Day the Earth Stood Still - tube strike spreads internationally.
The African Queen - tale of a Nigerian hairdresser.
When Worlds Collide - Eric Pickles meets Rik Waller
Irma La Douce - tale of Wimbledon tennis player who can't get past 40 all in a game.
Airport 77 - intriguing tale about how Heathrow got its 77th runway.
The African Queen - tale of a Nigerian hairdresser.
When Worlds Collide - Eric Pickles meets Rik Waller
Irma La Douce - tale of Wimbledon tennis player who can't get past 40 all in a game.
Airport 77 - intriguing tale about how Heathrow got its 77th runway.
The Italian Job. "ello. I see advert in newspaper. Pope wanted. All the pizza u can eat. Some knowledge of religion an advantage ......."
Originally Posted by spiney2:
“The Italian Job. "ello. I see advert in newspaper. Pope wanted. All the pizza u can eat. Some knowledge of religion an advantage ......."”
“The Italian Job. "ello. I see advert in newspaper. Pope wanted. All the pizza u can eat. Some knowledge of religion an advantage ......."”
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody pews off!"
Blame It On Rio - the England manager gives the footballer an angry speech.
The Lords of Discipline - 50 Shades-inspired erotica about a group of men who like to dominate their sexual partners.
The Spirit - Several crooks scheme to possess the titular item, the most
expensive whisky in the world.
Little Caesar -Comedy about a small Roman boy named Gaius Julius.
TERMINATOR GENISYS - A 13 year old Phil Collins is on the run from a cyborg intent on murdering him before he forms his rock band.
Black Hawk Down - A documentary on deforestation.
Tigerland - Charlton Heston is at it again. This time it's highly evolved big cats.
For A Few Dollars More - Sepp Blatter negotiates with the South African FA about what it would take for him not to ban the vuvuzela from the 2010 World Cup.
Patriot Games - Fly-on-the-wall documentary following New England's NFL team.
Falling Down - Michael Douglas gets excessively drunk. Tries to walk it off.
Tigerland - Charlton Heston is at it again. This time it's highly evolved big cats.
For A Few Dollars More - Sepp Blatter negotiates with the South African FA about what it would take for him not to ban the vuvuzela from the 2010 World Cup.
Patriot Games - Fly-on-the-wall documentary following New England's NFL team.
Falling Down - Michael Douglas gets excessively drunk. Tries to walk it off.
Interstellar - Hard-hitting documentary following the daily struggles of the patrons of Newcastle's 'Bargain Booze'.
Farewell My Lovely - Biopic of Josie Gibson and her return to banality after leaving the Big Brother house. Period piece set back in the days when Channel 4 was a recognised public service broadcaster.
Kiss Me Deadly - Dramatic reconstruction of the boardroom tension during the hostile takeover of Aston Villa FC by American tycoon Randy Lerner.
The Tattooed Stranger - Short film. Nanny Tweedy recounts her memories of the early life of Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and claims she doesn't recognize the airbrushed celebrity who was once Boots' 'Bonny Baby'.
Farewell My Lovely - Biopic of Josie Gibson and her return to banality after leaving the Big Brother house. Period piece set back in the days when Channel 4 was a recognised public service broadcaster.
Kiss Me Deadly - Dramatic reconstruction of the boardroom tension during the hostile takeover of Aston Villa FC by American tycoon Randy Lerner.
The Tattooed Stranger - Short film. Nanny Tweedy recounts her memories of the early life of Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and claims she doesn't recognize the airbrushed celebrity who was once Boots' 'Bonny Baby'.
Originally Posted by jimbo1962:
“Fanny By Gaslight.....a call the midwife style adventures of a victorian gynaecologist”
“Fanny By Gaslight.....a call the midwife style adventures of a victorian gynaecologist”
Sounds a bit like this film...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteria_%282011_film%29
The Importance of Being Earnest - Documentary about the Literary reputation
of Mr. Hemingway.
Cuban Fury - President Castro is not a good mood.
The Extraordinary Seaman - Biopic of the Arsenal goalie.
national lampoons animal house. Cute furry animals, Tarantino style plot. The film disney and pixar refused to make. "Mr Tibbles, tie Rover into his basket. I'm going to torture him by blowing this dog whistle for 15 minutes. Then I'll shove this chew toy up his ......."
Originally Posted by spiney2:
“Sex Lives Of Ths Potato Men. porno version of Toy Story .....”
“Sex Lives Of Ths Potato Men. porno version of Toy Story .....”
Heh.
Other famous stinkers made interesting:
Ishtar- Erotic fantasy about the Babylonian Goddess of Love.
The Underground Comedy Movie - Jack Dee and Shappi Khorsandi entertain
people in a Tube Station.
No Orchids for Miss Blandish - comedy about a florist whose business is
threatened because she can't get any Bulbophyllum.
From Justin to Kelly - Mr. Timberlake's tribute to the star of Singin' in the Rain.
Dirty Weekend - Ken Loach-ish drama about a sewage worker who has to
work Sundays to provide for his kids.
Big Trouble in Little China
Comedy sequel starring Tom Hanks.
Josh Baskin, now a middle-aged toy company executive at the firm's Beijing branch and paedophile, wishes he was little again as he has fallen in love with a ten year old local girl. Then one night at a local fair, he sees the Zoltar machine...
Comedy sequel starring Tom Hanks.
Josh Baskin, now a middle-aged toy company executive at the firm's Beijing branch and paedophile, wishes he was little again as he has fallen in love with a ten year old local girl. Then one night at a local fair, he sees the Zoltar machine...
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