Ghost dog - Childrens TV show about a faithful pet who comes back from the dead.
The Thing - Fantastic four spin off movie.
Marvins room - Fly on the wall documentary starring the the former JLS singer.
Grabbers - Following a group of young male travellers and witnessing their ups and downs to finding true love.
Tucker and Dale vs evil - Todd Carty and Dale Winton team up to deal out their own unique brand of justice on the criminal underworld.
Bride of Chucky - The story of Camilla Parker Bowles.
Napoleon dynamite - A plot to smuggle some explosives into france during the revolution.
The Cottage - Drama about a group of men who meet weekly at a public lavatory.

The Lovely Bones - Dr Leonard H McCoy has a sex change.

Camp Rock - the story of Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Soft Cell and the Communards.

Bruce Almighty - tale of a TV host so old he actually becomes a deity.

The Terminator

Sentimental drama in the vein of "Brassed Off" about Colin, a man working on the production line of a struggling electrical component company.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

The employees hear about impending redundancies and the closure of the business. Will Colin be able to hang onto his job and feed his family?

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Colin and the remaining employees vote to strike after hearing that more of them will lose their jobs due to a new automated 13A plug making machine due to arrive on the factory floor.

Terminator: Salvation

Colin wins the lottery, and buys the ailing business, giving jobs to all his old friends

The Crack In The World. yet another film glorifying drugs culture .....

Appointment with Death- controversial drama about a terminally ill man going
to meet Dr. Kevorkian.

Noah - Biopic of the "ER" and "Falling Skies" actor.

The Fighting Kentuckian- a KFC employee decides to became a UFC contestant.

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ...... james cagney in drag !

Vanishing Point. Biopic of lord lucan.

The Man Who Knew Too Much-Story of a man who built a large degree of general knowledge and entered many TV quizzes and won them all. Alternatively, it could a biopic of The Chase's Shawn Wallace.

Ryan's Daughter - sequel set in the Korean war. Private Ryan's daughter is rescued by Tom Hanks.

A Passage To India. young lad discovers secret tunnel near his house and starts exploring ........

All The President's Men. usa elects first gay leader .....

You Only Live Once - Prequel to 007's Japanese outing.

Birdman of Alcatraz - Michael Keaton's alter-ego ends up behind bars.

St Vincent - Bill Murray & Melissa McCarthy interview the alt-rock singer Annie Clark

Dave - story of a man named Rodney who is always getting confused with someone else by the local roadsweeper.

Days of Heaven - gay men reminisce about their favourite London nightclub.

The Toxic Avenger - Bruce Banner finds he is contaminating people he meets with gamma radiation.

Magic Mike XXL - sad tale of a children's entertainer who steals all the food at parties and piles on the pounds.

Dear White People - documentary investigating the shocking difference between paying for black/asian prostitutes and caucasian ones.

A Royal Night Out - a young princess sneaks out of the palace to visit her local BNP tea dance.

The Nun's Story. Private jets, fast cars, luxury yachts, penthouses, castles, buying up.companies, playing stock markets, hiring assassins to kill competitors, buying fine art, and all the time endless sex sex sex .........

Black Narcissus. biopic of michael.jackson. Who was really white, as.all the film critics pointed out ......

Unman Wittering And Zigo. the alternate meaning is obvious, requiring no explanation ......

Blazing Saddles. a gang of arsonists go around setting fire to motorbikes ........

Johnny English. story of how the london rubber company was badly stretched and almost perished, when richard branson started rolling his own condoms. casting Johny Vegas as sir richard is a really bad fit ..........

Midnight Cowboy. Shooting continues after sundown, thanks to mr edisons new fangled electric lights ........

Return to Witch Mountain. "which mountain is Witch Mountain?". "Sorry, I can't remember, and satnav hasn't been invented yet ........."

The Bad News Bears ........ bears coming towards you are never GOOD news ........

Can't Stop The Music. hey, my new mp3 player doesn't have an off switch .........

The Mighty Ducks - Donald, Daffy, Count Duckula and Alfred J. Kwak team up to battle evil.

Brazil - Travelogue of Rio de Janeiro.

Little Dieter Needs to Fly - German retelling of the Icarus legend.

Cruising - Speedboat racing drama!

Mars Attacks! - A leading chocolate manufacturer leads an assault on the makers of Kitkat.

Galaxy Quest - One man's journey to find his missing chocolate bar.

Mutiny on the Bounty - sequel - the man leads a revolt when his family is forced to eat coconut bars.

Marathon Man - Another man's tale of woe when his favourite bar changes its name.

Kindergarten Cop - the police are called when his son drops a chocolate egg somewhere in the shrubbery.

Picnic at Hanging Rock - you get the picture...