Could Nikki be any funnier? Hasn't changed at all, still authentic, unique and gas craic: ''I'm totally Beyonce and she is the backing dancer!'' . There will be a massive argument between the two, but I fear Nikki will be the loser. It's like a disgruntled, cranky kitten taking on a sly serpent, or not?

Helen will eat Nikki for breakfast.

This, Helen would destroy Nikki ten times over. Helen already put down one spoilt brat (Ashleigh) so Nikki has no chance

She never put Ashliegh down!! Don't know what you were watching. Helen just loved to scream and swear at anyone she didn't like.

Hahaha! Didn't happen!

Bellowing over someone like a foghorn is not anyone intelligent's idea of "destroying" someone in an argument.

Helen can yell a bunch of basic vulgar words in Nikki's face, but I don't see that as winning. Nikki's amusing one liners will win over the highest number of viewers and to me that is winning.

Being the loudest does not a winner make.

Too easy really, isn't it?

Who won Big Brother last year again? Who were the final two?

Ashleigh only dared say things about Helen (or anyone) when they weren't around, she was a coward


Nikki is not, and has never been 'amusing', just irritating

For you? It would appear so.

You can't speak for everyone, many find her amusing. At least I didn't speak for all.

I must have watched a different show to you, as Helen never put down anyone! In fact she was quite a boring HM with very few redeeming qualities and was and still is a walking contradiction. How she can call anyone boring or a slut is beyond me.

if they were to have a real fight ashleigh would kick the living s**t out of her

Oh. Yes. The joys of verbal combat.

they seem to get on reasonably well

Hard as I try I can't imagine Ashleigh getting into a physical brawl with anyone and if someone so much as raised their hand and looked like they might slap her I'm sure little Chris would have had them down long before security even knew what was happening.

ashleigh's hard hell-en is all fog horn

That's not what I mean. Put it this way - can you actually visualise Ashleigh fighting with someone? Kicking and punching, grabbing their hair etc? Something about it just goes against nature. I honestly can't even imagine it.

yes it's in her eyes she's not to be messed with

lol this is torture and I think you're doing it on purpose

Yes, agreed, she has a fierce look in her eyes but there's something so ladylike about her that I truly cannot, in my mind's eye, see her being physically violent. I can see her ordering someone to be shot if that helps

she's not lady like she's tall and pretty but she would stamp all over hell-en with ease

Maybe so god (I feel like John Denver) but I still can't see her, in my own imagination, doing that. She looks as if she stepped out of a Ginger Rogers movie. That's just the way I see her.

ok we agree to disagree, as for ginger rodgers i don't think ashleigh is much of a dancer, good night time for bed

Sleep well

See You Next Tuesday. x