Hooray! I get to do another transcript!
Right here it is. This is the entire scene (minus the interjections in the bunker room). Its actually very short given all the fuss!
PIEFACE: I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t keep reassuring a 46 year old man, I think I’ve given up with it. Like, literally, I struggle to… I can see he’s made a positive change but I’m struggling to take care of a 46 year old man with everything. “I this” “I that” he keeps talking to me about the ****ing ninja thing. He won’t stop bringing it up.
HARRY: Jack, before I offered to do everybodies washing – the reason I offered to do everybodies washing was because he came in and he said, “Harry, can you do my washing for me please because I can’t do it.”
PIEFACE: (TUTS)
HARRY: And I don’t mind. I like doing everybodies washing. But the fact a 46 year old man who lives by himself is asking me to do it is very concerning. He actually sorted all his pile of washing, had it on his bed and said, “Harry do you mind? Can you do my washing for me? I can’t do it.”
CHLOE: Did you do it?
HARRY: Well yeah. That’s the reason why I went round and asked if everybody else wanted it doing.