I'd LOVE it
Please put Pete Burns in there to flay Helen alive
They are both similar, just like Aisleyne, Caroline,( posh bitch) Bea, Leah, and quite a few other H/M all Bitched IMO Ashleigh was the worst
Problem is most of the nasty ones club together and pick on the underdogs.
You may as well put Katie Hopkins in there.
Which would only be worth it if Denise Welch swiftly followed.
You may as well put Katie Hopkins in there.
Which would only be worth it if Denise Welch swiftly followed.
Be lovely to have the Wood abomination taken down a peg or two. If anyone could do it Pete Burns could. Sod's law that he'd end up getting on with her though.
My opinion is Asileyene is the right person for the job: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2082619
the problem is that if you could arrange pete burns v Helen, yes you would most likely get a massive row and some would regard it as TV Gold... but it also plays into straight into Helen's hands because - just like Mark - she's desperate for attention.
Best way to drive people like Helen mad is with cool indifference, they then ramp up their behaviour to get the attention they crave and eventually they implode.
Best way to drive people like Helen mad is with cool indifference, they then ramp up their behaviour to get the attention they crave and eventually they implode.
Originally Posted by Philip_Clarke:
“My opinion is Asileyene is the right person for the job: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2082619”
“My opinion is Asileyene is the right person for the job: http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2082619”
Definitely.
Originally Posted by acid rain:
“Pete Burns would be on Helen's side.”
“Pete Burns would be on Helen's side.”
That is possible.
I think Burns is probably the most intimidating person ever to set foot in that house, however I am sure she would give it a good shot.
Pete Burns was articulate, intelligent and had a sense of humour. These are qualities that Helen does not posses.
Originally Posted by teenage-monkey:
“Pete Burns was articulate, intelligent and had a sense of humour. These are qualities that Helen does not posses.”
“Pete Burns was articulate, intelligent and had a sense of humour. These are qualities that Helen does not posses.”
He is also a vile bully, worse than Helen, far worse.
Originally Posted by heresitting:
“the problem is that if you could arrange pete burns v Helen, yes you would most likely get a massive row and some would regard it as TV Gold... but it also plays into straight into Helen's hands because - just like Mark - she's desperate for attention.
Best way to drive people like Helen mad is with cool indifference, they then ramp up their behaviour to get the attention they crave and eventually they implode.”
“the problem is that if you could arrange pete burns v Helen, yes you would most likely get a massive row and some would regard it as TV Gold... but it also plays into straight into Helen's hands because - just like Mark - she's desperate for attention.
Best way to drive people like Helen mad is with cool indifference, they then ramp up their behaviour to get the attention they crave and eventually they implode.”
You're spot on there. I think Helen is a bit like some children - any attention (even bad attention) is better than no attention at all.
Stick Perez in the garden
Have Makosi swanning around the house talking about Makosi
Darnell in the bedroom
Victor in the kitchen
Marcus at the bottom of the stairs
Ben in the bathroom with the tree
Nick outside the DR with a pen and paper
Won't even notice any of the oldies
Have Makosi swanning around the house talking about Makosi
Darnell in the bedroom
Victor in the kitchen
Marcus at the bottom of the stairs
Ben in the bathroom with the tree
Nick outside the DR with a pen and paper
Won't even notice any of the oldies
Originally Posted by Nediachick:
“You're spot on there. I think Helen is a bit like some children - any attention (even bad attention) is better than no attention at all.”
“You're spot on there. I think Helen is a bit like some children - any attention (even bad attention) is better than no attention at all.”
That's how some of her "fans" justify her behaviour - the "everyone is talking about her..." blurb.
Yup, talking about her being a horrendous, hateful harridan.
Only someone like Wood would want that sort of attention. Thick as a brick but being goaded on by her agent - "They love you being a bitch, Helen" - One can only imagine the pep talk she was given before last Friday.
Lowest common denominator stuff indeed.
