Lets have a 24/7... Twitter feed!

"Let's not have a secret room this series"

"Does the house really need rocking?"

Come on. We'll never get away with putting Nikki in, a fifth time. They'll think we're taking the piss.

I think we should eject Marc for offensive behaviour.

Oh make sure you don't knock that TV Production Team Award over.

Can we make sure that our next Work Experience kid is gobby, agressive and confrontational? If it's good enough for the housemates then it's good enough for us.

Wait, let's give this a bit more thought before going ahead.

"We should have some tasks that are fun and amusing instead of stirring up arguments."

Let's do a twist this week!

(This one may confuse some people. I'll clarify that I think they have so many twists, they probably don't even suggest having one anymore, it has become a regular part of things.)

Actually, this would be interesting. How about we demand that whoever wins has to be given an immediate opportunity to work directly with the production team the following series? Then maybe they won't champion the insufferable ones.

Let's NOT let housemates know in any way, how favoured they are on the outside. Let's keep outside interference away from tasks, and only let the cheers and boos do the talking, like the good old days!

If any new housemates discuss the outside world, we remove them right away! Right, chaps?

We need a follow up programme in the evening.
Let's find the most infuriatingly camp ego driven fool to present it and have an over hyped, childish and show off audience behind him.
Sorted.

It's the public's decision who goes and who stays.

We need to re-think this show...urgently.

Your giving me my P45

Do you think there was something a bit fishy about that Helen win last year?

We should stop with the "viewers questions"

How do you spell hype......hype not shi^^

Let's get all the fans to fill in a lengthy survey about what they really want from BB... and then actually take notice of it.