Because his Mammy hasn't had time to turn up the hem on his big-boy pants yet?


And he would have had - at any given day - at his disposal, a minimum of 20+ (per day!) potential flights from Dublin-London. So the idea that he had to madly rush/pack (just his pants!) in order to catch 'the only flight out of Dublin'
on a Wed
in order to be in London by Friday
is seriously hysterical.
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Not one tiny bit of the above would have prevented him from packing jeans/trousers. It's takes exactly the same amount of time to pack jeans as it does to pack buttock-enhancing pants. If he felt he was short on clothing, then I'm absolutely sure BB would have stumped up for a couple of pairs of trousers for him.

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