what a snide, snivelling bariatric sack of waste he really is....

Bariatric

My actual friends, despite driving a knife into Joel and Nick's backs in the last couple of weeks. Yeah.

he's inwardly fuming that he's up this week

I was really disappointed that Simon didn't remind him that he only has to nominate one person

I can't stand the eejit! get him out.

He's genuinely horrible, but he had a point there. 'Nominating me for a bullshit reason again.'
How many of us were aching for Simon to smile sweetly and say 'Alright then, it's because your a charmless, childish, two faced, self righteous worm. That a better reason?'

Bariatric. Nice word.

it's a politer word than 'disgustingly fat'

Joel and Nick were well aware that one of them would be Jack's nom

I love Jack