Originally Posted by winter99:
“*Cat’s kinda pissed but smiles sweetly at the judges*”
“*Cat’s kinda pissed but smiles sweetly at the judges*”
I'm so glad we're on the same page with Cat.
Strictly: Into The Groove IV - Four Seasons
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I didn't realise Lee was intelligent enough to come up with such wonderful puns! Must have been paying too much attention to his body/'why does he never sing?' all those years ago.
Jumpin Jupiter time from Ed!
Ed In Training: I am positively thrilled I survived another week, I’m doing well at the Samba, after all, it’s not rocket science. I do enjoy star-gazing and looking up at the sky, I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone... then it dawned on me. Pretty sure my Samba will be star quality!
Dancing the Samba to ‘Jupiter’, please welcome Ed Balls & Joanne Clifton...
Will Ed’s score be beyond infinity?
Craig: 4
Kylie: 4
Adam: 5
Karen: 4
Total: 17
*Ed’s very glad he’s most likely going to win the space race*
Ed In Training: I am positively thrilled I survived another week, I’m doing well at the Samba, after all, it’s not rocket science. I do enjoy star-gazing and looking up at the sky, I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone... then it dawned on me. Pretty sure my Samba will be star quality!
Dancing the Samba to ‘Jupiter’, please welcome Ed Balls & Joanne Clifton...
Will Ed’s score be beyond infinity?
Craig: 4
Kylie: 4
Adam: 5
Karen: 4
Total: 17
*Ed’s very glad he’s most likely going to win the space race*
Originally Posted by winter99:
“Ed In Training: I am positively thrilled I survived another week, I’m doing well at the Samba, after all, it’s not rocket science. I do enjoy star-gazing and looking up at the sky, I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone... then it dawned on me. Pretty sure my Samba will be star quality! ”
“Ed In Training: I am positively thrilled I survived another week, I’m doing well at the Samba, after all, it’s not rocket science. I do enjoy star-gazing and looking up at the sky, I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone... then it dawned on me. Pretty sure my Samba will be star quality! ”
Ed's VTs always leave me in danger of collapsing a lung. Utterly brilliant.
Tina’s doing her thing on Saturn!
Tina In Training: I’m very much looking forward to performing the Paso Doble, Trent and I had so much bants rehearsing this week, I’m very excited and it’s had to remain down to earth, I just hope I’m not a waste of space and get the space boot this week!
Dancing the Paso Doble to ‘Saturn 5’, please welcome Tina Barrett & Trent Whiddon...
Let’s find out Tina’s score!
Craig: 7
Kylie: 9
Adam: 9
Karen: 9
Total: 34
*Tina is pleased and wants a mars bar. I’ve run out of phrases*
Tina In Training: I’m very much looking forward to performing the Paso Doble, Trent and I had so much bants rehearsing this week, I’m very excited and it’s had to remain down to earth, I just hope I’m not a waste of space and get the space boot this week!
Dancing the Paso Doble to ‘Saturn 5’, please welcome Tina Barrett & Trent Whiddon...
Let’s find out Tina’s score!
Craig: 7
Kylie: 9
Adam: 9
Karen: 9
Total: 34
*Tina is pleased and wants a mars bar. I’ve run out of phrases*
*Insert Uranus joke here* It’s Jo Frost!
Jo In Training: I’ve done a lot of preparation for the Charleston this week, I love how lively it is! Keep on asking Pasha whether I can look at Uranus – He just looks at me like I’m from another planet. I feel like spacing is an issue with the Charleston but I think it’s gonna go very well!
Dancing the Charleston to ‘Uranus’, please welcome Jo Frost & Pasha Kovalev....
Was Pasha’s anus enough for the judges?
Craig: 7
Kylie: 8
Adam: 8
Karen: 7
Total: 30
*Jo’s very happy and jumps so high there might not be gravity – Gravity’s a dull film, isn’t it? It’s just Scarlet Overkill & Danny Ocean tethered together for an hour and a half*
Jo In Training: I’ve done a lot of preparation for the Charleston this week, I love how lively it is! Keep on asking Pasha whether I can look at Uranus – He just looks at me like I’m from another planet. I feel like spacing is an issue with the Charleston but I think it’s gonna go very well!
Dancing the Charleston to ‘Uranus’, please welcome Jo Frost & Pasha Kovalev....
Was Pasha’s anus enough for the judges?
Craig: 7
Kylie: 8
Adam: 8
Karen: 7
Total: 30
*Jo’s very happy and jumps so high there might not be gravity – Gravity’s a dull film, isn’t it? It’s just Scarlet Overkill & Danny Ocean tethered together for an hour and a half*
Originally Posted by winter99:
“*Tina is pleased and wants a mars bar. I’ve run out of phrases*”
“*Tina is pleased and wants a mars bar. I’ve run out of phrases*”
Uranus is yet to get an airing...
Edit: I knew you wouldn't let me down!
Originally Posted by Monsieur23:
“Uranus is yet to get an airing...
Edit: I knew you wouldn't let me down!”
“Uranus is yet to get an airing...
Edit: I knew you wouldn't let me down!
”
Talking of 'letting down', you've got a deadline to be working to Mister.
Originally Posted by IzzieStar:
“Talking of 'letting down', you've got a deadline to be working to Mister.”
“Talking of 'letting down', you've got a deadline to be working to Mister.
”
Torture techniques revealed soon
Closing the show on Neptune is Eve Myles!
Eve In Training: I’m really excited about space week! I’ve dealt with all kinds of space aliens, the 456, the weevils, John Barrowman, the weird blood family thing from Miracle Day which was kind of anti-climatic. Aljaz and I spent a lot of time rehearsing and thought we’d relax and watch a few episodes of Stars Wars because we were bored.
Dancing the Salsa to ‘Songs Of Neptune*’, please welcome Eve Myles & Aljaz Skorjanec...
And the final score of the night is...
Craig: 9
Kylie: 10
Adam: 9
Karen: 9
Total: 37
*Eve says she feels like the Russians when they won the space race*
*Song's not on Youtube, it's on Spotify but I wouldn't recommend listening to it
Eve In Training: I’m really excited about space week! I’ve dealt with all kinds of space aliens, the 456, the weevils, John Barrowman, the weird blood family thing from Miracle Day which was kind of anti-climatic. Aljaz and I spent a lot of time rehearsing and thought we’d relax and watch a few episodes of Stars Wars because we were bored.
Dancing the Salsa to ‘Songs Of Neptune*’, please welcome Eve Myles & Aljaz Skorjanec...
And the final score of the night is...
Craig: 9
Kylie: 10
Adam: 9
Karen: 9
Total: 37
*Eve says she feels like the Russians when they won the space race*
*Song's not on Youtube, it's on Spotify but I wouldn't recommend listening to it
Originally Posted by IzzieStar:
“Talking of 'letting down', you've got a deadline to be working to Mister.”
“Talking of 'letting down', you've got a deadline to be working to Mister.
”
Deadline 6pm tomorrow, I know.
I'm struggling to think of a round that fits my given level of detail, but I'm sure, as the originator of the first ever "Solo Freestyle" (in which one of my own couples bombed), I''l think of something.
All our couples have danced so let’s look at the Leaderboard!
1st – Eve & Aljaz – 37 – 8
2nd – Lee & Kristina – 36 – 7
3rd – Dave & Ola – 35 – 6
4th – June & Tristan – 34 – 5
4th- Tina & Trent – 34 – 5
6th – Cat & Derek – 33 – 3
7th – Jo & Pasha – 30 – 2
8th – Ed & Joanne – 17 - 1
So there’s the Leaderboard and lines are now open! To vote rank the couples from 8 (Fave) to 1 (Least Fave) and lines will close at 8PM on Thursday (20th) and the results will be whenever I sober up. Until then, see ya!
1st – Eve & Aljaz – 37 – 8
2nd – Lee & Kristina – 36 – 7
3rd – Dave & Ola – 35 – 6
4th – June & Tristan – 34 – 5
4th- Tina & Trent – 34 – 5
6th – Cat & Derek – 33 – 3
7th – Jo & Pasha – 30 – 2
8th – Ed & Joanne – 17 - 1
So there’s the Leaderboard and lines are now open! To vote rank the couples from 8 (Fave) to 1 (Least Fave) and lines will close at 8PM on Thursday (20th) and the results will be whenever I sober up. Until then, see ya!
Oh lawd, it's getting to the stage where Ed won't be getting even half the marks on the next couple on the leaderboard. Don't remember ever rooting this hard for an underdog before - must have been the semi-saucy dream.
Righty ho! Here we go!
Yesterday , 8 couples danced for your votes and 8 will now become 7!
THE FIRST COUPLES SAFE ARE....
Yesterday , 8 couples danced for your votes and 8 will now become 7!
THE FIRST COUPLES SAFE ARE....
CAT & DEREK. 
*Cat's upset to be back in the bottom two and prays she can survive again*
Musical time from McFly!
- McFly sing 'Star Girl' -
Back to the results and THE NEXT COUPLES SAFE ARE...
*Cat's upset to be back in the bottom two and prays she can survive again*
Musical time from McFly!
- McFly sing 'Star Girl' -
Back to the results and THE NEXT COUPLES SAFE ARE...
JO & PASHA
&
JUNE & TRISTAN
Which means either Tina & Trent or Ed & Joanne will face off against Cat & Derek in the bottom two! THE SECOND COUPLE IN THE BOTTOM TWO ARE....
&
JUNE & TRISTAN
Which means either Tina & Trent or Ed & Joanne will face off against Cat & Derek in the bottom two! THE SECOND COUPLE IN THE BOTTOM TWO ARE....
Originally Posted by winter99:
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“
CAT & DEREK.
*Cat's upset to be back in the bottom two and prays she can survive again*
Musical time from McFly!
- McFly sing 'Star Girl' -
Back to the results and THE NEXT COUPLES SAFE ARE...
”
*Cat's upset to be back in the bottom two and prays she can survive again*
Musical time from McFly!
- McFly sing 'Star Girl' -
Back to the results and THE NEXT COUPLES SAFE ARE...
Poor Matt and James. Were you charged per member?
It's bottom two time!
Dancing the Tango for survival to 'On Mercury', please welcome Cat Deeley & Derek Hough..
Thank you Cat, best of luck!
Dancing the Samba for survival to 'Jupiter', please welcome Ed Balls & Joanne Clifton...
Best of luck as well Ed!
I CAN REVEAL THAT THE COUPLE WITH THE LOWER AVERAGE SCORE AND NEXT TO LEAVE INTO THE GROOVE SEASON 4 IS....
Dancing the Tango for survival to 'On Mercury', please welcome Cat Deeley & Derek Hough..
Thank you Cat, best of luck!
Dancing the Samba for survival to 'Jupiter', please welcome Ed Balls & Joanne Clifton...
Best of luck as well Ed!
I CAN REVEAL THAT THE COUPLE WITH THE LOWER AVERAGE SCORE AND NEXT TO LEAVE INTO THE GROOVE SEASON 4 IS....
ED BALLS & JOANNE CLIFTON.
*Ed's dissapointed he didn't win but he feels like he's a winner in his heart. He's delighted to have learnt to much about himself despite being very and is pleasantly thrilled he's gone on such a life-changing journey. Ed's plans for the future are to grow a beard and finish grade 4 piano*
Well done Cat who survives another week and I'm going to miss writing for Ed! Into The Groove returns sometime next week as I'm away for the weekend. Until then, see ya!
*Ed's dissapointed he didn't win but he feels like he's a winner in his heart. He's delighted to have learnt to much about himself despite being very and is pleasantly thrilled he's gone on such a life-changing journey. Ed's plans for the future are to grow a beard and finish grade 4 piano*
Well done Cat who survives another week and I'm going to miss writing for Ed! Into The Groove returns sometime next week as I'm away for the weekend. Until then, see ya!
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