Ring the bells its Kwynne's 29000th mildstone post
Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
The episode was filled with horrible Characters
1) Jai was his usual foul charmless self see end of this post to see how I deal with creeps like him, he is now on a par with Aaron
2) Nikhil - more decisive than he used to be to decided to cut down Not18 down to size and then moved into Davids so is regressing already, Tanya had a lucky escape
3) The Bumbling Twonk Idiot, can't say anything about him or my rage will get me banned.
4) Rhona what are you doing with this Bumbling Idiot and are you deaf since you walked right up when Tess was blabbing about her and Idiot to all and sundry
5) Kirin getting abit cocky isn't he?
6) Ashley no doubt losing his notebook and putting the money somewhere safe someone else will get accused of stealing it. A classic Kate Oates stealing stories thing
7) Amelia -Bit mean putting the Words Daisy is dead in the words of Amelia since the Actress is called Daisy, they will give the poor girl nightmares.
8) Duller than Dull Dan is even duller than ever
9) Kerry - Dull Dan is right you will become a right fatso.
10 Sandy had a fall can't you real life son Toby Jones pay for nursing care heh
ways how to Kill Aaron part 61
Aaron is sleeping when the useless french police who are 350 miles from where they should be storm his room and shoot him 20,000 times.
ways how to deal with Jai part the only
Note I say how to deal with Jai because death is to good for him, much nastier things should be done to him.
Jai is kidnapped and put in the factory's Chocolate Vat until he is nearly dead and this is repeated 20 times a day. The rest of the time Jai is held in a room with walls 20ft thick made of Sherbet Dip, Jai knows he could eat his wait out of he would die of a sugar rush, Diabetes or heart failure either just before he escaped or just after, the only food he gets is chocolate from the Vat and cold hot chocolate to drink.
Weekly bulletin of Malt shovel delayed until tomorrow for scheduling reasons.