From the big book of how to Kill Aaron
Ways of How to Kill Aaron No.1 - 100 1-25
Part 1) )Aaron is walking down the street when Lachlan who is trying to shoot Robert hits Aaron instead in his goolies which become gangrenous and drop off and then Aaron takes 100 days to die painfully and slowly.
Part 2) - Aaron falls into Cesspet and drawns but actualls smells better
Part 3) - Aaron is walking down the Street when a giant sinkhole swallowed the Whole village but everyone except Aaron escaped.
Part 4) -The Gun Aaron has misfires after catching somehing in the bag and shoots Aaron in the goolies which get gangrene and drop off and Aaron dies after suffering horribly for 100 days (Very similar to part one, but the simple ways are the best?
Part 5) - Aaron is walking along a stone wall when a fat heavy lump called Joanie falls on him, for the second time in a month Joanie has got on a fall to get reception and fallen off, although this time Joanie has a soft landing but Aaron has his neck broken and ends up Paralysed just like Jackson did but unlike him he doesn't get he wants and hes forced to spend 80 years without uses of his arms and legs and only able to blink, he's so bad Stepehen Hawking feels pity for him, Aaron eventually dies when his carer forgets him for 3 days.
part 6) - Russian warplanes which got lost attacking ISIS flew even further than turkey and Bombed emmerdale by mistake.
Aaron takes a direct hit and is vaporized never to be seen again, a huge hole in the ground 30metres across where Aaron used to stand , there is major damage to the village and Brenda, Bob, Tracey, Marlon, Paddy, Ross and Emma are all killed there are many injured.
And Eric Pollard blames Chrissie for the whole thing.
Doesn't matter anyway because a chain of events leads to Russia and America fighting a nuclear war and Emmerdale is completely destroyed by the missile that destroys Leeds.
Part 7) - In a bizarre and unlikely chain of events, the shooter of Robert fires their gun at Chas because they think she knows to much, however the bullet ricochets of her icy heart and the bullet flys into the cockpit of a passing helicopter and kills the pilot who happens to be the brother of the pilot killed in last crash.
The out of control copter falls into the scrap metal yard where Aaron and Debbie are fixing a broken car, the helicopter explodes killing them both stone dead instantly.
Part 8) - Aaron is crushing metal in the scrap yard when he gets caught in the machine, when Adam arrives Aaron is flat as a pancake in 10 parts
Part 9) - A tear falls from Aaron's face, yes he's crying again, it lands and interacts with a noxious chemical which turns into a cloud of poison gas which killed the entire village.
Aaron would know have lots to cry about if he wasn't dead already
Part 10) - A husband of one of hunters clients comes to the the village and ignores Rodney because he can't believe that old man would attract his wife, he see's Aaron who answers him back in his usually sour manner. So the husband in a rage beats him to death.
Part 11 - Aaron is walking down the Street when he is mysteriously shot by an unknown assailant, many suspects, hardly an unusual occurance in Emmerdale.
Part 12) Aaron is passed by some Ninja's who mistake him for an enemy. he dies mysteriously in the night
Part 13) Aaron is tied by an angry Robert to 4 Llama's and then the Llama's are whipped into running in different directions and all of Aaron's Limbs are torn off
Part 14) - The local satanists whose leader is a risen again Val sacrifice Aaron on the alter of the local church in a warning to Ashlley to back of his secret investigation of him.
Part 15) - Victoria runs Aaron over in her car she is so bad at driving.
Part 16) - Aaron cut himself while hiding the gun it became infected and Aaron dies of a flesh eating bug
Part 17 - )Aaron is bitten by a tick and suffers very badly from lymms disease and he goes mad and jumps off a cliff.
Part 18) - Aaron walks on a landmine left behind by the Army during the war and is blown to bits.
Part 19) - A RAF plane which is scrambling to intercept a Russian patrol accidentally drops a bomb and Aaron is blown to bits
Part 20) - A Russian plane on one of its occasional incursion fires a missile which blows Aaron to bits, Britain retaliates and its world war 3.
Part 21) - Cain brings back from spain with a dog for Sarah it bites Aaron but it had and he dies of Rabies.
Part 22) - A Bus Aaron is riding and he is on the top deck but it goes under a lov bridge by mistake and he is killed when the top is crushed
Part 23) -Aaron cell mates hate him and shank him to death
Part 24) -
Aaron tries to escape and is bitten to death by prison guard dogs
Part 25) - Aaron scaled a great wall escaping
And Aaron had a great fall
And all the kings men and the kings horses couldn't put Aaron back together