Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Rhona or the brilliant Rhona as I may call her from now on, Actress was brilliant as she practically ripped the head off Paddy for his many lies and his booking a trip to Paris where he was planning to take Tess, also had the various annoying dingles numbers for lying to her and covering for the bumbling idiot.

2) The Bumbling idiot was a complete idiot this episode and deserved that punch and more, his slight bad luck that ne booked the Paris trip just as Rhona was seeing Tess's texts, although show some originality man, what a prat.

3) Pierce - has the modern actors mumbling disease, could barely hear what he was saying, has a fine punch on him, hitting the Idiot on the side of the head.

4) Crybaby -Crybaby appeared as if by magic to save the idiot from poor punches, he wasn't in the ep before that, but in a puff of smoke he came to the rescue

5) Chas - yes listen to Rhona and shut up.

6) The Moron was truly moronic

7) Cain - pulled a fast one and defeated Charity and Dross over the mobile phones.

8) Charity got defeated by Cain but then raged against Nicola and emanded money from there, she makes the ep wonderful

9) Dross knows so many underhand people, some of them even don't want to kill him.

10) Ashley

Sidebar - Analysis Central requires the help of you dear reader, what do you think of Forgetley for a nickname for Ashley or is it too insensitive? will try it out below

Meanwhile quite clever of Forgetley to pretend to remember the wedding and was very good with reassuring Arthur.

11) Laurel using the word Remember in every sentence is a bit insensitive,(yes even more than Forgetley). Then was very sad when she realised he couldn't remember.

12) Nicola - seems to be good at the business thing if a little naive.

13) Estate agent was very rude about the dingle house and too Belle.

14) Lisa where are you going to live if you sell up?

15) Belle Doesn't really want to go and who can blame her.

Warning after today i'm not here until saturday.

Is this the thread that's on life support now?, shall we switch it off?

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

There was yet another brawl and more scandal in the Woolpack on Wednesday night as Paddy Kirk was attacked by the husband af his sons diseased teacher assistant Tess. It was revealed that Paddy and Tess had been having an affair. Pierce was restrained then ejected from the Woolpack.

There was a bloodbath in the hen house of farmer Irma Stinker whose farm is next to the land of farmer brown. A fox got in and killed 50 chickens, irma said the scene was like an abattoir.

Vandals stole a tractor from Home farm land and ran down and killed 4 Llama's on the Connelton road before crashing into a ditch

300 rabbits have died from the horrible rabbit plague affected the north east of England 3 warrens have been wiped out completely

Its the Malts easter Fayre this weekend all are welcome.

Its announced that John McArdle is joining the cast - at least he can act.

But people keep saying he is a love interest for Diane. She's got Doug.

It's Lisa who needs a love interest.
Someone to make her feel loved for a change.


I see the girl who plays Holly can't act any better than she did before.
What's the point of bringing her back anyway??????

I do hope it's not to get her pregnant.
Although another baby in the show would be a good idea. There just aren't enough babies and kids in this show after all.

Maybe the next sponsor will be Pampers.

I'd love Lisa to find someone new, I really like her at the moment. But

I heard that about McArdle too.

So we need someone else for Lisa.



And what's up with Patrick Mower? Rodney has been gone a long time. I hope he's not ill.

I can't stand Lisa, maybe if she wasn't such a miserable cow all the time Zak's eye wouldn't have wondered

Given the sensationalist tone that ED now chases after, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if they decide that affluent Chrissie's father turns out to be a working class plumber who makes a play for Lisa.

That would be a very good storyline, sheepiefarm. The bathroom and general plumbing at Dingledale could do with the services of a plumber; and it would be nice for Lisa to have a man who worked, unlike Zac who relied on her to earm money to keep the family and give him beer money.

Mini synopsis of Last nights ep

Cain was spectacularly hypocritical this episode, he questioned why Moira would want to help her daughter given how much trouble she causes. Yet he would do anything for his daughter, commit crimes, murder, leave people in vans on the edge cliffs, that sort of thing.
Charity set Holly up to fail in their scheme to rob the Woolpack.
Moira was shocked, shocked I say.
And Moira paid off the not very scary dealer.
And Cain smashed a glass for a totally unknown reason.
And Cain was shocked she was shocked
The Woolpack toilets were much in use for Eric who had disturbed a naked man in the bath previously. Prostate problem storyline ahoy.
Megan did business with a pushy wedding mom
There were easter egg hunts going on and April let Leo win, no doubt to avoid being pinched.
Loopy looked Loopy and spent the episode bothering and totally inappropriately asking Harriets advice and help.
Ashley resigned with immediate effect during the easter service, no doubt to the great entertainment of his parishioners given how melodramatic he was.
Hollys face watch - slight twitch of the eyebrow.

Since there is no Soaplife spolers this week

Here are the Official ITV spoilers

Analysis Of emmerdale Characters and general themes.

Firstly I will say its quite a good watch if a little uncomfortable with Eric and David at the Doctors.

1) I shall start at the doctors with Eric and David, firstly if we ignore the fact that David made the appointment outside the narrow window of 8.30-8.40 am when you can make same day appointments and would probably have to wait until a week next friday for an appointment

For those who wondered and were to busy posting to notice, David had an appointment because Eric made him have one before he agreed to go himself.

2) Did anyone notice that lady Doctor said she was the only Doctor available right before Dr Bailey appeared and had time for David

3) And why did David alarm Eric with talk of cancer when Eric could and did have an infection which was much more likely anyway, way to be alarmist David.

4) And was anyone else as uncomfortable as I was with all the doctorly talk of male body parts and intimate checks. Kind of Icky.

And Devid tell your father whats wrong all this nonsense about not telling gets on viewers nerves

5) Holly is the AntiAaron, as in Aaron Actor can have floods of tears at the drop of a hat while it would take a million tear sticks dripped in countless chopped onions to even squeeze a single tear drop out of Holly actress

6) Moira being very concerned about her daughter

7) While Cain could care less.

8) At least Holly is right about dross

9) Harriet is remarkably caring and nice to Laurel and Ashley

10 Ashley is good with his red cheeked cherub of a son

11) Loopy shut up loopy

12) Belle is not surprisingly being rude to Joanie and upset that Lisa is selling her house from under her for no apparent good reason, but at least her breasts have doubled in size again overnight.

13) Lisa don't sell the house and let Rishi sell the house.

by the way isn't the scrapyard of Adam and Aaron on dingle land, will Rishi own that as well.

14) The old lame nag was being rude to Leyla again.

15) Leyla is very good with Jayyyyyccuuubbb and patient with the old nag

16) You are very tall Jacub are you ever going to stop growing.

Holly Face watch - Holly tried to screw her eyes together in an attempt to bring out a tear - a miserable failure.

Later her mouth twitched a bit.

Yeah you missed out the bit when Ross completely owned Holly at the garage, also why do you call him Dross? He is one of the best characters on the show by far.

It looks like David

Have to defend Kynne here but it is his opinion just as it is your own opinion that he is one of the best characters in the show by far.

especially since I thought it was the other way round between Holly and dross.

See if they put Tracy and David together... ugh.

Hurry Carly, sweep in and save him!

LOL no way, Ross had me LMAO with the crack pipe joke If they continue writing Ross that way he will go back to being one of my favorite characters.

still think Holly got the better of that conversation.

oh ok, are you sure your Ross bias isn't clouding your judgment

Yes but my Dross bias isn't as much of a bias as that of AAron or Holly's frozen face.

LOL fair enough and what is with Holly's face do you think she's had botox? I know she only like 30 but there are some females like the Kardashians who have gotten it that young.

Yes the adorable accidental car jacker needs to be brought back to the lovely albeit slightly naughty yet hot and sexy character he was at the beginning..

I blame Debola

Actually I blame Kate Oates for ruining him and overusing him.

I am in complete agreement with you

No she's always had a frozen face, the Kardashians would save a lot of money if they could replicate it. heh.

I'll point out again I actually like Holly since it may not seem that way sometimes.

I better note the date and time