Hmm not sure Loopy Laurel would agree, he's the reason she went on her downward spiral toward being loopy in the first place.

LOL don't put it past them, that family are pioneers in plastic surgery, Kim is the reason all the women in the US are getting those gigantic fake asses.

I'm surprised you like Holly, she isn't very nice, is always in a bad mood and she is kind of dull.

No, Marlon and Stuart Blackburn led to Laurel's downfall.

That was her own fault tbh. She was the one who wouldn't stop meddling

No she was a perfectly happy if pointless character until Dross borrowed her Car without asking while she was still in it.

Well we the viewers were not happy with her And she was ok after the car jacking, it wasn't until Donna died and Marlon couldn't be bothered with her any more that she started to have issues.

Well said!

And at the fabulous, fit, sadly not gay former carjacker's crack pipe jibe at Wooden Holly, last night!

He did let her get out first, though

The loopy lush should have kept the car doors locked in the first place.

Fake arses??

**** lol I've just had a picture in my head of Mark out doing his shopping, surrounded by Women with blown up backsides, with little labels hanging out of their knickers reading " inflate to 30 p.s.i. ***

She shouldn't have been in the car- she was probably on the sauce

Because she called him her idiot cousin? Yeah that was real burn that mind

Like Ross said at the time, that was probably the most exciting thing that had ever happened in her life. She obviously fancies him

LOL well you don't see that many on the streets here in Cleveland but in Atlanta sooo many women have had the ass shots

Lets be honest people Ross Aaron and Robert are probably the biggest male characters on the sow atm whether you like them or not.

Ashley is also a big male character. I understand that he doesn't appeal to a lot of the Twitter people but he is certainly a big character, whether you like him or not.

I wasn't trying to say they are the only big characters btw I only mentioned them because they are the ones talked about most on this thread.

And I suppose he's the one to blame for her killing and burying Daisy the dog aswell?!

Not everyone agrees with thatI think he' s long overdue a long stint in the background.

As are Cain, Debbie, Laurel and Charity to name a few. These are all longstanding characters who have been consistently major characters for years.

Analysis of general themes of last nights Emmerdale and when the crap is the baleful influence of that dreadful producer Kate Oates going to be over.

a wordy title I know.

1) Davids Cancer storyline
Now Kwynne is all for humour in its proper context but i'm not supposed to be laughing hysterically at the utter stupidity of David and Leyla playing a french farce and nakedness in a village shop am I?
I'm sure having David's bum on screen fits the general theme of Male bums on screen but this is supposed to be a serious storyline

2) Jaycubb always being in the wrong place at the wrong time to hear the wrong contect to what's going on.
Firstly stop lurking listening to people conversations
and he always and I mean always misunderstands what's going on
And why was Eric encouraging him in the belief what his mum is coming to visit to get back with David

3) Tracy is now a much better and likable character than when she started.

4) Belle, Joanie and Lisa
All are wrong in this situation
A) Lisa - where does she think she's going to live when she moves? why is she moving anyway, she will still have the bad memories wherever.
B) Belle is being rather childish over the house thing but she certainly shouldn't need to listen to advice from that foul jezebel Joanie
C) Joanie - bog off and stop bothering Belle with your so called advice you foul beast creature.

5) Crybaby and Liv
Liv is a great new character and hopefully she is here to kill and replace crybaby.
She's not you say? what a pity, I still like her but my niece wouldn't for not liking One Direction.

6) Girl with a frozen face and cain and her Mother
Bet Hollyoak was stealing that money
Shut up cain
and Moira getting into bed sorry into business with Charity will only bring trouble.

7)Ashley - fly those kites Ashley

8) Harriet stop apologising and don't be a comedy vicar.

Holy Face watch - Her mouth twitched a bit, I think she was speaking but she was so high pitched only a bat can hear her.

weekly bulletin of the Mailt Shovel

There was shock in the village this week as Vicar Ashley Thomas stepped down from his post with immediate effect right in the middle of the Easter service, mumbling on about not believing in god after his dementia diagnosis, a few among us wont miss this terrible vicar who has caused attendance of the church plummeting with his endless personal scandals and problems, lets hope the next vicar will be better.

There was also shock at the Malt Easter Fayre, beside the argument caused whether the word Fayre existed or not Old man Derek Hammerson 103 was arrested by police for being a suspected German War criminal which was a surprise given his cut glass speech.

Also at the Fayre, the Llama's which were giving children rides along with Geoffrey Farmer Browns prize Bull were released by an unknown prankster and they caused chaos thoughout the Fayre with people and stalls knocked over and Geoffrey the bull had to be sedated with a dart gun just as he was about to go into david's shop.

The Malt lost 10.0 in the Yorkshire 7th Division pub league to the White Rabitt from Hoyton Village.

1. I think they were just trying to show that you can have light hearted moments in a serious story like that. I do find it interesting that they are allowed to show bare asses on primetime TV, that is something you can't do on broadcast networks here in the US,.

3. Agree with you on Tracy

4. The only thing Belle did wrong was not beat Joanie's ass

5. I'm not sold on Liv yet and I don't appreciate her playing Aaron for a fool

6. Love the nickname Hollyaok

Also why don't you like Kate Oates, while she had made some big mistakes like Zack/Joanie, the Ross/Debbie pairing, and the pimping of RobRon but other than that she's been really good

In regard to 1) they don't usually show naked bottoms at 7pm, thats usually for after the 9pm watershed when you can normally show that sort of thing. see Tom Hiddlestons bottom in the Night manager when that's shown in the US if it hasn't already. heh.

As for KO, if think the general consensus, is to many babies, hospitals, cancers and too much ripping off old movies.

Well I agree on the babies, I'd throw in affairs as well but even so I'd give her B for her over all work on the show.