Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

Analysis boss here on behalf of Kwynne whose head has exploded out of sheer rage and wrath filled anger in appalled horror at Aarsewipe crybaby in last nights episode, he completed most of this Analysis before his explosive nervous breakdown.

Hopefully Kwynne can be put back together by this afternoon or tomorrow at the latest

1) Gordon he is a creep but a clever one no wonder he thinks he can defeat his hateful crybaby of a brat son. Showed his true colours to Liv though

2) Liv - After being on the side of her father Liv realized what he really is right before her shitbag of a brother shouted at her into tears. Given she was being manipulated by a manipulater Aarsewipe should have been more annoyed at Gordon than his poor siter.

After that reaction she should give him that recording out of Spite
And/or go home tell her mother about his behaviour at which point Sandra will recind her offer of being a witness for Crybaby.

3) Crybaby - What a hateful piece of crap this creep is no words can convey my hatred for him.

Please Jackson can you make a wish to want Aaron to be run down by a train, since I know all your wishes are confirmed.

Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a disgusting monster this goblin is Aaagrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And before anyone says I support Gordon over Aaron, I don't care what this ridiculous storyline or any of its melodrama pans out.

4)Chas - what business is it of Chas whats on the phones.

Arrghh crybaby my head

5) Holly Emmerdale deserves this character for inflicting Crybaby on us.

6) Gabby and Ashley thought Gabbys reaction to finding out the name of the band was one of the few thing s he remembers funny

Aarrgg Aaron agrrrghhhh

Sadly it was at this point Kwynnes head exploded with rage.

Analysis boss out.

Yes, that' s normal. Most of the cast have those sorts of periods off screen. It' s only now that Ross has settled into that pattern and it would be good for it to continue IMO.

Could

That is a possibility, there was that spoiler I read where

Don't you two be getting my hopes up.

Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

Kwynne at large and in charge

1) Aaron - what a waste of space he is so not much else to say.

2) Chas dear you dumb bint, have you forgotten all the effort you, the Crybaby and robert went to to persuade Sandra to appear in court in the first place, her vanishing again doesn't help the Aarse in anyway shape or form, and have you forgot the Robert murdered your Best friend.

Boy does stupity abound this episoode.

3) How stupid is the bishop reinstating hapless Harriet as the comedy vicar, after he reinstating Ashley, both of them left under a cloud, does the bishop not have any wrongdoing or useless vicars he wants to punish by sending them to the village of the Damned.

4) How stupid of lawrence to send thugs to warn Andy of his wife who he is shagging anyway, get your facts right you fool. And does he not thing Andy would blab Lawrence guilt all over the village

5) And how utterly stupid was was Andy instead of just being warned and a bit of a beating getting his head kicked in because he tried to attack them.

6) And how stupid was Chriisie and Andy keeping all this a secret anyway

7) And it confirmed that Lisa and Bellie bullied the admittedly repulsive Joanie so Rishi gave her a day of instead of Lisa.

8) No doubt Zak will stupidly get jealous over Joanie and Rishi.

All in all a huge cloud of stupidity

It really was.


ED has become so rotten with contrived plot driven scenarios, as a viewer, you have to totally suspend belief and "pretend" you've forgotten anything that happened a few months ago.
Continuity of character doesn't exist in ED anymore

Too be fair it is a drama and your supposed to suspend belief anyway, nothing no matter how good could survive the kind of scrutiny and over analysis shows get on DS.

I don't mind suspending the belief its when everyone behaves like a blithering idiot all the time that bother me.

sometimes its best to go with flow something maybe the Corrie episode threads should learn because they have got to the point where Macbeth at the globe theatre would be considered rubbish.

I've been to the Globe Theatre loads of times and the performances were great on each occasion - including Macbeth, which is my favourite Shakespeare play

yes well if the corrie thread was reviewing it they would say it was full of bad acting , terrible storylines and the writing is crap. And Macbeth is played by someone who can't act

I'm only being slightly harsh on them honestly. heh.

Exhibit A for the prosection: Lawrence "Suddenly a Criminal Overlord" White.

Is he going to start dealing in coke and die in a hail of bullets, a la Scarface?

I don't think anything would surprise me any more. Apart from maybe Robert turning fabulously nasty again and pushing Aaron off a cliff, which would actually be all kinds of awesome. But very surprising.

As far as I can see Lawrence got two burly men to warn Andy too stop seeing Bernice which he thought he was doing. Andy probably wouldn't have got badly hurt unless he attacked them, there were no hitmen or stuff like that, a simple bit of intimidation, we might not know anyone who could do that but Lawrence surely would.

But how would he know them? He's a tractor salesman! Do people who sell farm-based machinery also have heavies on call?

Plus this is the guy who was supposed to be absolutely *terrified* of going back to jail. Now he's happy to do a bit of intimidation and roughing up?

Pah. I say pah. And pah again.

Oh well I tried

I'll except your Pah

Especially since he had his thugs name him in their intimidation attempt.

The way he looked so smug and wanted to go out for a celebratory meal was weird.

"Hello, it's Larry White here. You know I sold you a tractor last year with 15% discount? It's time to call in the favour ..." *raised eyebrow*

Dun dun DUH.

Pah.

Bib The Squire will be back. I hope!

Why did Lawrence have to go that far afield to get Andy beaten up? he has Ross in the village, always ready and willing with his a lump of wood to smash anyone's head in. .

Why are you so obsessed with Ross bashing people across the head? You bring it into practically every thread you post in.

Yawn. Is that all you can say?

I'm not happy with Lawrence. Much as I dislike Andy he didn't deserve what happened to him. I really hope Andy does tell Chrissie and Bernice.

Has anyone heard from 'spunger', lately?

I thought the time Pierce punched Paddy might have been the last we'd see of him. Now it seems he will find out about Paddy & Rhona planning to leave the country and (try to?) stop them as he knows they saw Tess more towards the end, and may know more about her death than they have so far let on?

Now that Holly seems unlikely to mention Roz, who the scriptwriters may have forgotten about, I am no longer particularly moved by Holly's return. Holly without Roz is like cream without strawberries.

Who is Roz?