I am wondering if they may kill Holly off, as some of the mags
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Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Sean wishes he was like Voldemort but he's more like worm tail
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“Sean wishes he was like Voldemort but he's more like worm tail
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LOL
poor Sean.
Originally Posted by MsJoaquin:
“I am wondering if they may kill Holly off, as some of the mags
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“I am wondering if they may kill Holly off, as some of the mags
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I don't think so. From what I read
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Originally Posted by albiex:
“Merged names are the work of lazy children who are incapable of, or can't be bothered to type the full names.
Weren't they banned at one time because of all the complaints to the mods?
BTW this is an Emmerdale thread for Emmerdale viewers.
Not everyone watches other soaps, few watch them all, so including them is both off topic and rude.”
“Merged names are the work of lazy children who are incapable of, or can't be bothered to type the full names.
Weren't they banned at one time because of all the complaints to the mods?
BTW this is an Emmerdale thread for Emmerdale viewers.
Not everyone watches other soaps, few watch them all, so including them is both off topic and rude.”
Analysis of Emmerdale Storylines
Before I start if I have annoyed anyone in the Daily thread with my Cross remarks in regard to this episode then i'm very sorry Kwynne just didn't find the normally fairly funny and harmless sarcastic, snide and jokey remarks funny in regard to Ronnie and Lawrence. Subject matter not funny if some thought it was.
1) Some context back when being gay was illegal and you went to prison, to get out early or at all in some cases you very offered aversion therapy. This involved being told being gay is wrong and perverted and if you agreed to it being given some very nasty drugs which took away any ability to have sex, Chemical castration it was called and it was very nasty and had many horrible side effect like severe depression and lots of people took their own live including the famous mathematician Alan Turin of Bletchley park fame, and as we saw with Lawrence it affected others for the rest of their lives.
2) Kwynne was very impressed with acting of both Lawrence and Ronnie actors they were very good this episode and dealt well with the emotional subject matter, with Lawrence revealing he can't really be with anyone but loves Bernice, pity poor rejected yet again Ronnie
3)Why is Andy being such a dick of late he's been very unpleasant with both Lawrence and Bernice in recent weeks.
4) Poor Bernice she never got to hear what Lawrence really thought of her, and any way he's not the man for her, she needs a man to satisfy her various needs.
5) Sneaky Robert getting Jimmy to go to Odessa.
6) Jimmy and Nicola - the writers cant seem to make up their minds about how bad her injuries are and Jimmy is just a berk as usual.
7|) Has Moira never thought of getting actual help for Holly, locking her in a room and going cold turkey is not really the answer.
8) Listen to Charity Belle in this case she really does know best.
Before I start if I have annoyed anyone in the Daily thread with my Cross remarks in regard to this episode then i'm very sorry Kwynne just didn't find the normally fairly funny and harmless sarcastic, snide and jokey remarks funny in regard to Ronnie and Lawrence. Subject matter not funny if some thought it was.
1) Some context back when being gay was illegal and you went to prison, to get out early or at all in some cases you very offered aversion therapy. This involved being told being gay is wrong and perverted and if you agreed to it being given some very nasty drugs which took away any ability to have sex, Chemical castration it was called and it was very nasty and had many horrible side effect like severe depression and lots of people took their own live including the famous mathematician Alan Turin of Bletchley park fame, and as we saw with Lawrence it affected others for the rest of their lives.
2) Kwynne was very impressed with acting of both Lawrence and Ronnie actors they were very good this episode and dealt well with the emotional subject matter, with Lawrence revealing he can't really be with anyone but loves Bernice, pity poor rejected yet again Ronnie
3)Why is Andy being such a dick of late he's been very unpleasant with both Lawrence and Bernice in recent weeks.
4) Poor Bernice she never got to hear what Lawrence really thought of her, and any way he's not the man for her, she needs a man to satisfy her various needs.
5) Sneaky Robert getting Jimmy to go to Odessa.
6) Jimmy and Nicola - the writers cant seem to make up their minds about how bad her injuries are and Jimmy is just a berk as usual.
7|) Has Moira never thought of getting actual help for Holly, locking her in a room and going cold turkey is not really the answer.
8) Listen to Charity Belle in this case she really does know best.
Weekly bulletin of the Malt Shovel.
The Chip Shop next to the Malt and run by the Shuttleworth family has won 3rd place in the All Yorkshire best fish and Chips awards. It also won first place in the Battered Sausage category and 4th place for tasty home made Meat & Potato Pies.
On a less good note the Best Village in England guide says that Emmerdale is the last place in England for a tourist to visit, as the village has a higher crime rate than the worst borough in London, the people are unpleasant to newcomers and worse to each other, your chances of being murdered, kidnapped, beaten up, robbed die in a horrific accident are higher her than anywhere else in england
To make the above point, Jonah Smith of Manchester who was hiking near the village was robbed by a hooded man and then Killed by a stampeding herd of Llama's police said.
The Malt beat the Golden Dog by 134 runs in The North Yorks pub league.
The Chip Shop next to the Malt and run by the Shuttleworth family has won 3rd place in the All Yorkshire best fish and Chips awards. It also won first place in the Battered Sausage category and 4th place for tasty home made Meat & Potato Pies.
On a less good note the Best Village in England guide says that Emmerdale is the last place in England for a tourist to visit, as the village has a higher crime rate than the worst borough in London, the people are unpleasant to newcomers and worse to each other, your chances of being murdered, kidnapped, beaten up, robbed die in a horrific accident are higher her than anywhere else in england
To make the above point, Jonah Smith of Manchester who was hiking near the village was robbed by a hooded man and then Killed by a stampeding herd of Llama's police said.
The Malt beat the Golden Dog by 134 runs in The North Yorks pub league.
Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
1) He is back the Vile Crybaby, he has come to ruin what otherwise would have been a rather good episode
And where is Liv, and I notice that until Robert mentioned it Aaron had forgotten all about Liv in regard to living together
2) Robert is reluctant to live with Vile Crybaby and in trouble with the police, he still found time to make loads of hilarious remarks about lawrence
3) Chrissie your not giving birth stop pushing Lawrence, admittedly she was shocked at all the lies about Ronnie and Lawrence but tead the room woman. Does she have no money of her own, no accounts not linked to her father at all, because why else would she stay in the B&B.
Sidebar there was officially the 10,000th confrontation in the Wollpack where the whole village gets to hear prize gossip and witness huge entertaining arguments. Hilariously we heard everyone gossiping about it right in front of lawrence
4) So deep is the well of Denial of Lawrence's sexuality that he's tunneled right through the Earth, didn't handle everyone knowing very well, first threw Chrissie out and the used a loaded shotgun
The Curse once uttered by a gypsy on the owners of Home Farm strikes agai, curse says all owners will eventually go bad, die horribly or go completely Bonkers
5) Unlucky - Has come top of his class in his bodybuilding course.
6) Ronnie find someone else to love and stay away from shotguns
7) Andy try and stop stirring and put more effort into driving in those posts, you need to hit them a lot harder than that.
8) Nicola's rage was almost her own undoing this episode, bit everyone's head off then fell over, thankfully Dull Dans Dullness bored the very anger out of her.
9)Dull Dan finally has a use using his very dullness to calm Nicola down
10 Listen to Eric David he has your best interests at heart
11) Back of tracy you annoying cow.
1) He is back the Vile Crybaby, he has come to ruin what otherwise would have been a rather good episode
And where is Liv, and I notice that until Robert mentioned it Aaron had forgotten all about Liv in regard to living together
2) Robert is reluctant to live with Vile Crybaby and in trouble with the police, he still found time to make loads of hilarious remarks about lawrence
3) Chrissie your not giving birth stop pushing Lawrence, admittedly she was shocked at all the lies about Ronnie and Lawrence but tead the room woman. Does she have no money of her own, no accounts not linked to her father at all, because why else would she stay in the B&B.
Sidebar there was officially the 10,000th confrontation in the Wollpack where the whole village gets to hear prize gossip and witness huge entertaining arguments. Hilariously we heard everyone gossiping about it right in front of lawrence
4) So deep is the well of Denial of Lawrence's sexuality that he's tunneled right through the Earth, didn't handle everyone knowing very well, first threw Chrissie out and the used a loaded shotgun
The Curse once uttered by a gypsy on the owners of Home Farm strikes agai, curse says all owners will eventually go bad, die horribly or go completely Bonkers
5) Unlucky - Has come top of his class in his bodybuilding course.
6) Ronnie find someone else to love and stay away from shotguns
7) Andy try and stop stirring and put more effort into driving in those posts, you need to hit them a lot harder than that.
8) Nicola's rage was almost her own undoing this episode, bit everyone's head off then fell over, thankfully Dull Dans Dullness bored the very anger out of her.
9)Dull Dan finally has a use using his very dullness to calm Nicola down
10 Listen to Eric David he has your best interests at heart
11) Back of tracy you annoying cow.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
1) He is back the Vile Crybaby, he has come to ruin what otherwise would have been a rather good episode
And where is Liv, and I notice that until Robert mentioned it Aaron had forgotten all about Liv in regard to living together
2) Robert is reluctant to live with Vile Crybaby and in trouble with the police, he still found time to make loads of hilarious remarks about lawrence
3) Chrissie your not giving birth stop pushing Lawrence, admittedly she was shocked at all the lies about Ronnie and Lawrence but tead the room woman. Does she have no money of her own, no accounts not linked to her father at all, because why else would she stay in the B&B.
Sidebar there was officially the 10,000th confrontation in the Wollpack where the whole village gets to hear prize gossip and witness huge entertaining arguments. Hilariously we heard everyone gossiping about it right in front of lawrence
4) So deep is the well of Denial of Lawrence's sexuality that he's tunneled right through the Earth, didn't handle everyone knowing very well, first threw Chrissie out and the used a loaded shotgun
The Curse once uttered by a gypsy on the owners of Home Farm strikes agai, curse says all owners will eventually go bad, die horribly or go completely Bonkers
5) Unlucky - Has come top of his class in his bodybuilding course.
6) Ronnie find someone else to love and stay away from shotguns
7) Andy try and stop stirring and put more effort into driving in those posts, you need to hit them a lot harder than that.
8) Nicola's rage was almost her own undoing this episode, bit everyone's head off then fell over, thankfully Dull Dans Dullness bored the very anger out of her.
9)Dull Dan finally has a use using his very dullness to calm Nicola down
10 Listen to Eric David he has your best interests at heart
11) Back off tracy you annoying cow.”
“Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
1) He is back the Vile Crybaby, he has come to ruin what otherwise would have been a rather good episode
And where is Liv, and I notice that until Robert mentioned it Aaron had forgotten all about Liv in regard to living together
2) Robert is reluctant to live with Vile Crybaby and in trouble with the police, he still found time to make loads of hilarious remarks about lawrence
3) Chrissie your not giving birth stop pushing Lawrence, admittedly she was shocked at all the lies about Ronnie and Lawrence but tead the room woman. Does she have no money of her own, no accounts not linked to her father at all, because why else would she stay in the B&B.
Sidebar there was officially the 10,000th confrontation in the Wollpack where the whole village gets to hear prize gossip and witness huge entertaining arguments. Hilariously we heard everyone gossiping about it right in front of lawrence
4) So deep is the well of Denial of Lawrence's sexuality that he's tunneled right through the Earth, didn't handle everyone knowing very well, first threw Chrissie out and the used a loaded shotgun
The Curse once uttered by a gypsy on the owners of Home Farm strikes agai, curse says all owners will eventually go bad, die horribly or go completely Bonkers
5) Unlucky - Has come top of his class in his bodybuilding course.
6) Ronnie find someone else to love and stay away from shotguns
7) Andy try and stop stirring and put more effort into driving in those posts, you need to hit them a lot harder than that.
8) Nicola's rage was almost her own undoing this episode, bit everyone's head off then fell over, thankfully Dull Dans Dullness bored the very anger out of her.
9)Dull Dan finally has a use using his very dullness to calm Nicola down
10 Listen to Eric David he has your best interests at heart
11) Back off tracy you annoying cow.”
11. Yes, back off to where she came from.
On another subject. I can only look at a few messages on DS before my computer freezes and says something like 'there is a bug in the script'. I then have to unplug and restart my computer. This only happens on DS. Does anyone else have this problem?
Originally Posted by Janet Plank:
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11. Yes, back off to where she came from.
On another subject. I can only look at a few messages on DS before my computer freezes and says something like 'there is a bug in the script'. I then have to unplug and restart my computer. This only happens on DS. Does anyone else have this problem?”
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11. Yes, back off to where she came from.
On another subject. I can only look at a few messages on DS before my computer freezes and says something like 'there is a bug in the script'. I then have to unplug and restart my computer. This only happens on DS. Does anyone else have this problem?”
You can get a NoScript addon to download. I know there's one for Firefox so there probably is for IE or whatever you use.
Maybe ask here http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=40
Originally Posted by Janet Plank:
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11. Yes, back off to where she came from.
On another subject. I can only look at a few messages on DS before my computer freezes and says something like 'there is a bug in the script'. I then have to unplug and restart my computer. This only happens on DS. Does anyone else have this problem?”
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11. Yes, back off to where she came from.
On another subject. I can only look at a few messages on DS before my computer freezes and says something like 'there is a bug in the script'. I then have to unplug and restart my computer. This only happens on DS. Does anyone else have this problem?”
It's probably Adobe Flash player. You can go into your browser's settings and look for plugins or add-ons - different browsers use different terminology. Set Adobe Flash to run only when you give consent. You should find that DS runs a lot more smoothly. If you want to run a video that requires Adobe Flash, then you can always give your consent (box at the top of the page, most likely). You may need to reload the page too. Hope that helps. It's worked for me.
Originally Posted by albiex:
“You can get a NoScript addon to download. I know there's one for Firefox so there probably is for IE or whatever you use.
Maybe ask here http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=40”
“You can get a NoScript addon to download. I know there's one for Firefox so there probably is for IE or whatever you use.
Maybe ask here http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=40”
Thankyou, alblex, I will look at that.
Originally Posted by Teifiboi:
“It's probably Adobe Flash player. You can go into your browser's settings and look for plugins or add-ons - different browsers use different terminology. Set Adobe Flash to run only when you give consent. You should find that DS runs a lot more smoothly. If you want to run a video that requires Adobe Flash, then you can always give your consent (box at the top of the page, most likely). You may need to reload the page too. Hope that helps. It's worked for me.”
“It's probably Adobe Flash player. You can go into your browser's settings and look for plugins or add-ons - different browsers use different terminology. Set Adobe Flash to run only when you give consent. You should find that DS runs a lot more smoothly. If you want to run a video that requires Adobe Flash, then you can always give your consent (box at the top of the page, most likely). You may need to reload the page too. Hope that helps. It's worked for me.”
Thankyou, Teifiboi. I am learning something new every day.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Weekly bulletin of the Malt Shovel.
The Chip Shop next to the Malt and run by the Shuttleworth family has won 3rd place in the All Yorkshire best fish and Chips awards. It also won first place in the Battered Sausage category and 4th place for tasty home made Meat & Potato Pies.
On a less good note the Best Village in England guide says that Emmerdale is the last place in England for a tourist to visit, as the village has a higher crime rate than the worst borough in London, the people are unpleasant to newcomers and worse to each other, your chances of being murdered, kidnapped, beaten up, robbed die in a horrific accident are higher her than anywhere else in england
To make the above point, Jonah Smith of Manchester who was hiking near the village was robbed by a hooded man and then Killed by a stampeding herd of Llama's police said.
The Malt beat the Golden Dog by 134 runs in The North Yorks pub league.”
“Weekly bulletin of the Malt Shovel.
The Chip Shop next to the Malt and run by the Shuttleworth family has won 3rd place in the All Yorkshire best fish and Chips awards. It also won first place in the Battered Sausage category and 4th place for tasty home made Meat & Potato Pies.
On a less good note the Best Village in England guide says that Emmerdale is the last place in England for a tourist to visit, as the village has a higher crime rate than the worst borough in London, the people are unpleasant to newcomers and worse to each other, your chances of being murdered, kidnapped, beaten up, robbed die in a horrific accident are higher her than anywhere else in england
To make the above point, Jonah Smith of Manchester who was hiking near the village was robbed by a hooded man and then Killed by a stampeding herd of Llama's police said.
The Malt beat the Golden Dog by 134 runs in The North Yorks pub league.”
...that Jonah Smith sounded like a right Jonah
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Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“LMAO, but merged words are the norm these days and shipper names are a soap staple. Just wait till people start making youtube videos and memes of Rolence”
“LMAO, but merged words are the norm these days and shipper names are a soap staple. Just wait till people start making youtube videos and memes of Rolence
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Lol I cant keep up with all these " shipper" "meme" terms
I do like RobRon though
Analysis centrals comedy wish list of how it would like storylines to pan out.
1) Jacob interferes in David and Tracy's storyline, tracy goes off in a huff to Ibiza for real this time
2) sadly for Jacob, David immediately gets with Holly and they drift off in a haze of heroin
3) On a dark night Robert thinks he's kidnapping the bad Dancer again but he accidentally kidnaps Aaron and puts him in the boot, Ross who replaced Roberts car wheel didn't fasten the nuts properly and the wheel comes off, while Robert is phoning for help a Fuel Lorry crashes into the car and they both blow up killing Mr Misery.
Yes the Ways how to Kill Aaron feature is back
4) The cab firm goes bust because the radio packs in for good and Ross is always rude to his clients
5) Dr Bailey finds out Belle isn't pregnant and hitches a lift on the fuel Tanker and we know what happened to that
6) Belle mourns Jermaine for 24 hours and then moves on to her next conquest, this being a soap her next man is actually woman, yes Vanessa has finally realised she really is into Women
7) Lachlan is so angry at Lawrence he finds his gun and shoots Lawrence's prize marrow
8) And did I mention hom Farm burns down in a comedy way
9) Andy's muscles explode from the steroids he's been taking and Chrissie dumps him.
1) Jacob interferes in David and Tracy's storyline, tracy goes off in a huff to Ibiza for real this time
2) sadly for Jacob, David immediately gets with Holly and they drift off in a haze of heroin
3) On a dark night Robert thinks he's kidnapping the bad Dancer again but he accidentally kidnaps Aaron and puts him in the boot, Ross who replaced Roberts car wheel didn't fasten the nuts properly and the wheel comes off, while Robert is phoning for help a Fuel Lorry crashes into the car and they both blow up killing Mr Misery.
Yes the Ways how to Kill Aaron feature is back
4) The cab firm goes bust because the radio packs in for good and Ross is always rude to his clients
5) Dr Bailey finds out Belle isn't pregnant and hitches a lift on the fuel Tanker and we know what happened to that
6) Belle mourns Jermaine for 24 hours and then moves on to her next conquest, this being a soap her next man is actually woman, yes Vanessa has finally realised she really is into Women
7) Lachlan is so angry at Lawrence he finds his gun and shoots Lawrence's prize marrow
8) And did I mention hom Farm burns down in a comedy way
9) Andy's muscles explode from the steroids he's been taking and Chrissie dumps him.
Analysis of Emmerdale Characters warning its going to be a long one because boy do we have a lot to talk about.
1) Belle - Obviously the talking to girls thing means that her mental illness has returned - I guess all the stress and guilt caused by her relationship with and ruining the life of Bailey and her ever escalating pregnancy lie has put so much pressure and turmoils on the girl that her medication has stopped working, which is bad because her idiotic selfish family has noticed that she is off with the fairies again.
Poor dead elderly ghost of Gemma rejected by Belle's fevered mind in favour of a gobby chav from prison
Still at least Belle has an out for her Belle lie, now everyone is going to blame the phantom pregnancy and possibly her entire relationship with Dr Bailey on her illness and she won't get the blame for anything. I wonder how long she actually has been sick for and if the above is actually true.
2) Lisa - You wouldn't be able take Lisa anywhere nice would you? not without her completely embarrassing you horribly, as usual she going to be the last to notice her daughter is ill
3) Charity - hasn't noticed her cousin getting ill and putting even more pressure than ever and making her
4) Liv manged the impossible and got Crybaby and Robert back together in fact she was great the whole episode.
5) Finn - Loved Liv doing the complete opposite of what he said to do because he was a waste of space where relationships are concerened.
6) Robert talks sense sometimes
7) Crybaby is just pointless
8) Tracy did the sesnsible thing and told David she didn't want to marry him, of course she had literally everyone apart from Diane telling her it was a bad thing.
9) david and his no engagement party, he's a bit annoying isn't he.
10 Jacob shut up Jacob.
11) Eric was Eric., he's hoping that David doesn't really expect him to love tracy as much as David does.
12) lachlan frustrated at is Grandads behaviour literally took his prized car out for a spin and got a slap for it.
13) Has any Male owner of home farm got out alive or still sane, pity poor Lawrence he be cursed
14) Chrissie - is sad at her father decline.
15) Vanessa stop being nasty to Tracy.
16 Carly is a good friend
Ways How to Kill Aaron New Series Vol 1
No.2) Aaron strays onto Home Farm Land and gets his head blown of by Lawrence with his shotgun mistaking him for Lachlan.
1) Belle - Obviously the talking to girls thing means that her mental illness has returned - I guess all the stress and guilt caused by her relationship with and ruining the life of Bailey and her ever escalating pregnancy lie has put so much pressure and turmoils on the girl that her medication has stopped working, which is bad because her idiotic selfish family has noticed that she is off with the fairies again.
Poor dead elderly ghost of Gemma rejected by Belle's fevered mind in favour of a gobby chav from prison
Still at least Belle has an out for her Belle lie, now everyone is going to blame the phantom pregnancy and possibly her entire relationship with Dr Bailey on her illness and she won't get the blame for anything. I wonder how long she actually has been sick for and if the above is actually true.
2) Lisa - You wouldn't be able take Lisa anywhere nice would you? not without her completely embarrassing you horribly, as usual she going to be the last to notice her daughter is ill
3) Charity - hasn't noticed her cousin getting ill and putting even more pressure than ever and making her
4) Liv manged the impossible and got Crybaby and Robert back together in fact she was great the whole episode.
5) Finn - Loved Liv doing the complete opposite of what he said to do because he was a waste of space where relationships are concerened.
6) Robert talks sense sometimes
7) Crybaby is just pointless
8) Tracy did the sesnsible thing and told David she didn't want to marry him, of course she had literally everyone apart from Diane telling her it was a bad thing.
9) david and his no engagement party, he's a bit annoying isn't he.
10 Jacob shut up Jacob.
11) Eric was Eric., he's hoping that David doesn't really expect him to love tracy as much as David does.
12) lachlan frustrated at is Grandads behaviour literally took his prized car out for a spin and got a slap for it.
13) Has any Male owner of home farm got out alive or still sane, pity poor Lawrence he be cursed
14) Chrissie - is sad at her father decline.
15) Vanessa stop being nasty to Tracy.
16 Carly is a good friend
Ways How to Kill Aaron New Series Vol 1
No.2) Aaron strays onto Home Farm Land and gets his head blown of by Lawrence with his shotgun mistaking him for Lachlan.
Analysis of Emmerdale Characters - likely to be as dull and boring as this episode
1) David - is ignoring Tracys decision not to get married and is planning a wedding anyway so he can be rejected daily and whine to high glory when she goes off him for annoying her with all this wedding talk
Couples realism chart position -23 points
2) Tracy - Go to Ibiza then we can be rid of this weeding talk and you for that matter.
Tracy Dearracing Shopping Trolley's is for 10 year old's
3)Belle is still seeing people who aren't there and none of her family or the Doctor she is living with have noticed she is ill again
Maybe in a surprise plot twist we will find out that Belle is still in hospital, and Dr Bailey, the Baby and everything else is totally in her head
4) Mrs Bailey and her tails of miscarriages not very encouraging for the supposedly pregnant and sacred 17 year old in front of you - vile woman
5) Dr Bailey worst Doctor in the world and keep adding additional pressure on Belle's Fragile mind
6) Joanie and Zaks wedding - who the effing well effing cares
7) Holly is forced to go cold turkey and then her mother gets her put on Methadone, wouldn't it have better to go on the Methadone in the first place, save poor Holly endless pain and suffering
8) Shining Victoria - dump that idiot your married to and become a good character again.
9) Shut up Adam
10) Ronnie is staying - oh joy
11) Stop taking the steroids lachlan
and where is this adventure playground thing anyway, is this in addition to all the other failed Home Farm Ventures like the Holiday village and Declans's fancy chalets
Ways How to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)
A shopping trolley rools down a hill very fast, some has left a garden pitch fork sticking out the end and it rolls into Aaron and rips out his stomach and his dies.
1) David - is ignoring Tracys decision not to get married and is planning a wedding anyway so he can be rejected daily and whine to high glory when she goes off him for annoying her with all this wedding talk
Couples realism chart position -23 points
2) Tracy - Go to Ibiza then we can be rid of this weeding talk and you for that matter.
Tracy Dearracing Shopping Trolley's is for 10 year old's
3)Belle is still seeing people who aren't there and none of her family or the Doctor she is living with have noticed she is ill again
Maybe in a surprise plot twist we will find out that Belle is still in hospital, and Dr Bailey, the Baby and everything else is totally in her head
4) Mrs Bailey and her tails of miscarriages not very encouraging for the supposedly pregnant and sacred 17 year old in front of you - vile woman
5) Dr Bailey worst Doctor in the world and keep adding additional pressure on Belle's Fragile mind
6) Joanie and Zaks wedding - who the effing well effing cares
7) Holly is forced to go cold turkey and then her mother gets her put on Methadone, wouldn't it have better to go on the Methadone in the first place, save poor Holly endless pain and suffering
8) Shining Victoria - dump that idiot your married to and become a good character again.
9) Shut up Adam
10) Ronnie is staying - oh joy
11) Stop taking the steroids lachlan
and where is this adventure playground thing anyway, is this in addition to all the other failed Home Farm Ventures like the Holiday village and Declans's fancy chalets
Ways How to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)
A shopping trolley rools down a hill very fast, some has left a garden pitch fork sticking out the end and it rolls into Aaron and rips out his stomach and his dies.
Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel
Breaking News Sam Dingle Gamekeeper at Home farm has shot what vets have identified as a Jaguar, it was only about a year old so likely to be the be offspring of the wildcat which has been terrorising the local area for some years. This raises the disturbing thought that both the parents of this animal are at large and possible siblings, Police are advising caution in the countryside
12 year old Martin Smythe or Spot Farm fell into the farms grain silo and suffocated, police are warning of the dangers of farm equipment.
Meanwhil a herd of Angry llama's belonging to Farmer Brown stampeded down the Robblesfield road damaging Cars and injuring passer by. Police warned tourists not to annoy the Llama;'s
Police doing a lot of warning thsi week.
Breaking News Sam Dingle Gamekeeper at Home farm has shot what vets have identified as a Jaguar, it was only about a year old so likely to be the be offspring of the wildcat which has been terrorising the local area for some years. This raises the disturbing thought that both the parents of this animal are at large and possible siblings, Police are advising caution in the countryside
12 year old Martin Smythe or Spot Farm fell into the farms grain silo and suffocated, police are warning of the dangers of farm equipment.
Meanwhil a herd of Angry llama's belonging to Farmer Brown stampeded down the Robblesfield road damaging Cars and injuring passer by. Police warned tourists not to annoy the Llama;'s
Police doing a lot of warning thsi week.
Analysis of emmerdale Characters.
1) Moira - the nerve of Moira, shouting at Holly for something she didn't do, it was hardly Holly's fault that that Moira Blundered into a crack den and haunt of drug deal, then got stuck with a used needle, not was it Holly's fault that she had to have treatment for a variety of Diseases and might have HIV, and surely shouting at Holly is more likely to drive her back to drugs.
2) Holly - got help from Jai and had a debate on what type of treatment was right for her and came to a calm considered decision before she walked into a storm of moira abuse
3) Jai - actually seems to be serious about turning a new leaf and seems a good friend to Holly, how soon before she misinterprets and tries to seduce him which is what always happens in this type of Storyline
4) James almost as wooden as Robert from Corrie.
5) Rakesh - how soon before he borrows that money from Rishi and then gambles it all away to Pierce before the end of tonight's ep or Monday?
6) Priya - give up Priya Rakesh just isn't worth it.
7) Rishi - don't give the money, Rakesh will have you Bankrupt as well in no time
8) lawrence has got a chip on his shoulder the size of the moon, his repression is so intense that its a surprise the sun doesn't burn out
9)Chrissie just ignore lawrence for a while he will eventually come round, possibly.
10) Shut up Joanie nobody cares about your stupid wedding least of all Zak
11) Zak obviously wants to get back with Lisa but is stuck with Joanie. and he has been poaching again
12) Elle si obviously there to give Belle's fevered mind a sounding board
13) Shut up Lisa.
14) Does Harriet really have Weddings coming out of her ears or does she think Joanies as much a waste of space as we all do.?
Ways how to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)
Aaron visits Simons drug haunt and falls on a non used needle but is inject with Air bubbles and he dies of an embolism, how said, not.
1) Moira - the nerve of Moira, shouting at Holly for something she didn't do, it was hardly Holly's fault that that Moira Blundered into a crack den and haunt of drug deal, then got stuck with a used needle, not was it Holly's fault that she had to have treatment for a variety of Diseases and might have HIV, and surely shouting at Holly is more likely to drive her back to drugs.
2) Holly - got help from Jai and had a debate on what type of treatment was right for her and came to a calm considered decision before she walked into a storm of moira abuse
3) Jai - actually seems to be serious about turning a new leaf and seems a good friend to Holly, how soon before she misinterprets and tries to seduce him which is what always happens in this type of Storyline
4) James almost as wooden as Robert from Corrie.
5) Rakesh - how soon before he borrows that money from Rishi and then gambles it all away to Pierce before the end of tonight's ep or Monday?
6) Priya - give up Priya Rakesh just isn't worth it.
7) Rishi - don't give the money, Rakesh will have you Bankrupt as well in no time
8) lawrence has got a chip on his shoulder the size of the moon, his repression is so intense that its a surprise the sun doesn't burn out
9)Chrissie just ignore lawrence for a while he will eventually come round, possibly.
10) Shut up Joanie nobody cares about your stupid wedding least of all Zak
11) Zak obviously wants to get back with Lisa but is stuck with Joanie. and he has been poaching again
12) Elle si obviously there to give Belle's fevered mind a sounding board
13) Shut up Lisa.
14) Does Harriet really have Weddings coming out of her ears or does she think Joanies as much a waste of space as we all do.?
Ways how to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)
Aaron visits Simons drug haunt and falls on a non used needle but is inject with Air bubbles and he dies of an embolism, how said, not.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis of emmerdale Characters.
1) Moira - the nerve of Moira, shouting at Holly for something she didn't do, it was hardly Holly's fault that that Moira Blundered into a crack den and haunt of drug deal, then got stuck with a used needle, not was it Holly's fault that she had to have treatment for a variety of Diseases and might have HIV, and surely shouting at Holly is more likely to drive her back to drugs..”
“Analysis of emmerdale Characters.
1) Moira - the nerve of Moira, shouting at Holly for something she didn't do, it was hardly Holly's fault that that Moira Blundered into a crack den and haunt of drug deal, then got stuck with a used needle, not was it Holly's fault that she had to have treatment for a variety of Diseases and might have HIV, and surely shouting at Holly is more likely to drive her back to drugs..”
Agreed. Moira's anger at Holly seems over-the-top and completely uninformed about the experience of addiction. Had it with Moira's shouting.
Mini Synopsis of last nights ep
Stuff happened this ep, continuity still exists from one producer her to the next who knew.
Couple Tedious otherwise known as crybaby and Robert were ultra tedious and Aarsewipe moaned and groaned and whined until Robert told theAarse who shot him
Did Crycrap go and hit Dross no he went and hit the person WHO DIDN'T hit him
Andy didn't beat the crapbaby to death like he should have and also got it in the neck from Chrissie.
Lawrence was still being annoying and evicted the newly returned and lovely looking Bernice from her premises also probably evicting Leyla and Moria who share the building at the same time, can someone hurry up and blow up Lawrence.
Moira seems determined to go about getting Holly back on the drugs, all the shouting and melodramatic guilt trips are hardly likely good for her continued abstinace. For instance the doctor said HIV infection was very unlikely yet Moira was acting like she had full blown aids.
And Cain is back so that's likely to go well
Nicola is being treated by Dull Dan so is likely to stay partly paralysed forever.
And Card Shark Pierce totally destroyed Rakesh at cards took all the money he doesn't have which he should have been giving to Emma and James.
Too make matters worse Rakesh totally wrecked his trouses and scraped his knee's to glory by falling dramatically on a gravel driveway.
Stuff happened this ep, continuity still exists from one producer her to the next who knew.
Couple Tedious otherwise known as crybaby and Robert were ultra tedious and Aarsewipe moaned and groaned and whined until Robert told theAarse who shot him
Did Crycrap go and hit Dross no he went and hit the person WHO DIDN'T hit him
Andy didn't beat the crapbaby to death like he should have and also got it in the neck from Chrissie.
Lawrence was still being annoying and evicted the newly returned and lovely looking Bernice from her premises also probably evicting Leyla and Moria who share the building at the same time, can someone hurry up and blow up Lawrence.
Moira seems determined to go about getting Holly back on the drugs, all the shouting and melodramatic guilt trips are hardly likely good for her continued abstinace. For instance the doctor said HIV infection was very unlikely yet Moira was acting like she had full blown aids.
And Cain is back so that's likely to go well
Nicola is being treated by Dull Dan so is likely to stay partly paralysed forever.
And Card Shark Pierce totally destroyed Rakesh at cards took all the money he doesn't have which he should have been giving to Emma and James.
Too make matters worse Rakesh totally wrecked his trouses and scraped his knee's to glory by falling dramatically on a gravel driveway.
Analysis of Emmerdale Characters
1) Poor Gabby is a mixed up kid, neglected by her mother moved to whatever house her mother is shagging or not shagging this week just as she's got used to living somewhere like home farm its taken away again. Meanwhile any trust she had with laurel was destroyed during laurels Drunk period, and from her point of view Ashley is a terrible father.
2) Lawrence - Utterly and triumphantly tore Lachlan to shreds, but what was he doing in the Cafe anyway, he keep claiming he wants to be left alone and doesn't want anyone thinking he is gay, yet he keeps going to public places where people will ask him about it.
3) Lachlan needs to avoid girls forever, can't catch a break with women, they either don't want him, are mad or her mistakes a hug for wanting to a kiss, then he is torn to shreds by his grandfather and ignored by his mother.
4) The Moron and Miss Moron didn't impress either Rhona or Leo with their dancing and Miss Moron is sad for her lost baby.
6) Chrissie totally owned Dross didn't she, will hate to be Andy when she finds out about him and Bernice.
7) Andy and Bernice, urggh just urggghh, you can do so much better than this Doly Bernice
8) Brenda and Bob have gone to Canada, thank goodness for some good news.
9) Loved rakesh hanging around just so Rishi will over hear him talking to "The Insurance company|", so now he want's to sell the burnt out hulk of a house with Damp Rot how much does he think he's going to get for that then - £1?
10 Nice of Rishi to pay off Rakesh's debts with the £6k he just had handy.
11) Card Shark Pierce is a card shark
12) Shut up Doug and Rodney
13) When just out of Mental hospital Chas notices how miserable you are, don't you think AArsewipe should at least pretend to look nice.
14) Chas has made up with the angry and Vengeful Hair Dept and how she looked very nice this ep.
15) Not being on drugs seems to suit Holly
1) Poor Gabby is a mixed up kid, neglected by her mother moved to whatever house her mother is shagging or not shagging this week just as she's got used to living somewhere like home farm its taken away again. Meanwhile any trust she had with laurel was destroyed during laurels Drunk period, and from her point of view Ashley is a terrible father.
2) Lawrence - Utterly and triumphantly tore Lachlan to shreds, but what was he doing in the Cafe anyway, he keep claiming he wants to be left alone and doesn't want anyone thinking he is gay, yet he keeps going to public places where people will ask him about it.
3) Lachlan needs to avoid girls forever, can't catch a break with women, they either don't want him, are mad or her mistakes a hug for wanting to a kiss, then he is torn to shreds by his grandfather and ignored by his mother.
4) The Moron and Miss Moron didn't impress either Rhona or Leo with their dancing and Miss Moron is sad for her lost baby.
6) Chrissie totally owned Dross didn't she, will hate to be Andy when she finds out about him and Bernice.
7) Andy and Bernice, urggh just urggghh, you can do so much better than this Doly Bernice
8) Brenda and Bob have gone to Canada, thank goodness for some good news.
9) Loved rakesh hanging around just so Rishi will over hear him talking to "The Insurance company|", so now he want's to sell the burnt out hulk of a house with Damp Rot how much does he think he's going to get for that then - £1?
10 Nice of Rishi to pay off Rakesh's debts with the £6k he just had handy.
11) Card Shark Pierce is a card shark
12) Shut up Doug and Rodney
13) When just out of Mental hospital Chas notices how miserable you are, don't you think AArsewipe should at least pretend to look nice.
14) Chas has made up with the angry and Vengeful Hair Dept and how she looked very nice this ep.
15) Not being on drugs seems to suit Holly
a line from yesterdays episode which made me laugh- Chas to Aaron "Andy and Ross would have been nothing but headstones if you found out back then"
Yeah as if Aaron could kill Andy or Ross, Andy is basically the size of the hulk and Ross just cant die. Hes been shot, kidnapped, jumped off a cliff, buried alive by his brother. Perhaps he could bore them to death but apart from that I dont see what damage Aaron could do unless he asks Cain to do his dirty work.
Yeah as if Aaron could kill Andy or Ross, Andy is basically the size of the hulk and Ross just cant die. Hes been shot, kidnapped, jumped off a cliff, buried alive by his brother. Perhaps he could bore them to death but apart from that I dont see what damage Aaron could do unless he asks Cain to do his dirty work.
Originally Posted by al_capo:
“a line from yesterdays episode which made me laugh- Chas to Aaron "Andy and Ross would have been nothing but headstones if you found out back then"
Yeah as if Aaron could kill Andy or Ross, Andy is basically the size of the hulk and Ross just cant die. Hes been shot, kidnapped, jumped off a cliff, buried alive by his brother. Perhaps he could bore them to death but apart from that I dont see what damage Aaron could do unless he asks Cain to do his dirty work.”
“a line from yesterdays episode which made me laugh- Chas to Aaron "Andy and Ross would have been nothing but headstones if you found out back then"
Yeah as if Aaron could kill Andy or Ross, Andy is basically the size of the hulk and Ross just cant die. Hes been shot, kidnapped, jumped off a cliff, buried alive by his brother. Perhaps he could bore them to death but apart from that I dont see what damage Aaron could do unless he asks Cain to do his dirty work.”
So Ross is the Rasputin if Emmerdale? explains a lot.
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