It was goodthat young lad is a very good actor too.

Morning Glendarroch

Check out the spoilers below

Soaplife Spoilers for the Week of Mon 17-Fri 21 Oct

Beware the spoiler have a certain novel and innovative oddness that could only have come from the mind of someone who used to work for Hollyoaks, Not that in this case its a bad thing I don't think but others may disagrree



All very interesting

Meanwhile from the Spoilers in Soaplife Hollyoaks itself seems to have stolen a storyline from Home & Away from at least 20 years ago.

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

Another good but gloomy episode, so what was all the comedy of the previous couple of weeks, Exhollyoaks really needs to find a balance so episodes aren't all comedy or Misery.

1) Why was Jai lying to the police what does he have to hide and he's busted anyway. Not sure bring news of a drug Death to an NA meeting is going to do any good at all to the other meeting members

2) Moira is looking bad, she needs to eat some of those casseroles.

Sidebar why do soap character think it ok to scream and shout at the police and Doctors they do it all the time.

3) Victoria was sad but Moron won't be much comfort, she really tore at Charity didn't she and tried to comfort Adam and Moira

4) Not a good day for Cahrity being shouted at by both Noah and Moira and being shown the door by Vic.

Sidebar 2 for someone who wasn't in the ep Cain was sure mentioned a lot.

5) Adam was very angry and distraught and beat up Simon who was very wimpy

Sidebar 3 make your mind up Emmerdale who was Holly's deal, Simon or Dean or both?

6) Naughty evil Pierce is naughty and Evil

7) You may want to help him Liv but your gob made things worse.

8) Tghe Bumbling idiot was defeated again by Pierce

9) When Ross is the sensible one in an episode you know there is something wrong

10 Leyla and Pete found the picture Jai is in for it tomorrow/today

reading that got me confused

Haha it does sound good though.

This sounds great but I think most people know by now that it will most likely be James who dies. The only shock would be if it wasn't Emma who kills him, which seems very unlikely looking at the latest spoilers.

Belated g' morning thanks for t' spoiler

Let's hope 2 or 3 go

Well the at least one sounded like it might.

If only..... But even if it happened, it would be the wrong 2 or 3!!

So Im assuming that

Maybe

I wonder if the funeral is James's and it's Debbie who comes back maybe?

Or could it be a Dingle with the

I'll throw Chas under a bus if it saves Cain

It all sounds deliciously exciting.

I wonder if each episode will be focus on a different set of characters, with each of them covering the same amount of time.

Robron on Monday, Rhona/Pierce/Paddy on Tuesday, Emma & James on Wednesday and Ashley & Laurel on Thursday.

Its usunsual to have such a small Dingle presence in these big scale events isn't it? It's just Aaron representing.

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Jai - really good performance by the actor and I don't get to say that about him very often so well done. It would have been better for Jai to admit that he was with Holly. Of course he felt very guilty that he left Holly to her fate, but I believe the advice given to addicts if they find themselves in a place exposed to temptation is to get away from it as soon as possible so he did the right thing by leaving the party, of course that would also be the argument that he shouldn't be with Holly or going to weddings where he would be alone in the first place. It was Jai's misfortune that Pete had just told the Bartons about him and Holly.

2) Pete part 1 by the way didn't Pete say he was going to wait until Leyla told them about Jai?

3) Moira - Accepted what Jai said about leaving Holly and has realised she may never really know what happened to her. The stuff about her and Adam blaming each other is fairly realistic since that happens in real families as well

Sidebar
Isn't it nice to praise really good acting rather than scoff at bad comedy so refreshing.

4)Adam - bit over the top with the violence and aggression but fairly good and realistic portrayal of Brother whose sister has just did.

5) Charity - getting it in the neck from all directions and now Debbie is leaving, defeated again by Victoria patronised by the Moron and now she has to tell Cain his daughter isn't coming back.

6) Zak gave sensible advice this episode

7) Never thought i'd say this but Moron was also sensible trying to arrange a peace between Charity and Victoria

8) Victoria - once again a star of the episode, the last thing she needed currently was Charity in her face.

9) Pete part 2 wherre is he going to take Leyla that's fun and does he even know what fun is.

10) Leyla find someone fun to have fun with

11) Shut up Paddy

12) Pearl and Nessa - heh

Ways how to kill Paddy No.33

Pierce creeps upto Paddy, drugs him and feeds him to the Dingle pigs, the pigs all die of food poisoning.

I found Ross' non reaction to Debbie selling up quite funny. It looks like he has finally moved on.

I think it could very well be. The usual signs are there.

Not sure
is happening now.

Party poppers posting for Kwynnes 37000th post as well as being Well 37002 in this thread heh

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Kerry - The shows been doing great this week and then they go and bring this shit godawful hateful vile creature back on the screen, what for the actress can't act serious storylines heck she's crap at comedy scenes as well and the main reson the show had been less good the previous fortnight at least.

Axe this dreadful character now Ex Hollyoaks and the shows quality will instantly increase by 99.999999999%

2) Duller than duller Dull Dan - See above post but male and duller

None of this bodes well when Dull and Dumber dominate the episode

Most of the rest was good thankfully but it would be so much better with out 1 & 2

3) Pete and Leyla make a reasonably good couple but was she really planning to go out to a posh food place in THOSE clothes.

they do indoor sky diving and Paragliding?

4) Victoria - Has Adam her that they will be moving out of the house she owns and they are moving into the farm? wonder what her reaction will be/

5) Jai tale of his 2 week romance with Holly was a bit over blown wasn't it

6) Moira is staying because Holly was happy? maybe you should have said you were staying when Holly was happy and alive.

7) Charity forgot all about Noah when she was making exciting plans of life on the road outside of Emmerdale

8) If Charity and Cain really leave the show is DOOOOOMED

9) Power and influence of Home Farm growing, is Charity going to evict Ashley and Laurel, if they are still there that is since we haven't seen them since Laurel had her baby.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Tragedy struck Emmerdale this week as Holly Barton of Butlers Farm died of a suspected accidental overdose. Holly's battle to overcome her severe heroin addiction is well known in the area. Diane Sugden told the Malt that the tragedy is Holly had been successfully staying off the drugs recently so her sudden death is a terrible tragedy.

Mark Twain of Teacup farm reached the grand old age of 110 this week and is Britain 3rd oldest man.

Farmer Brown has bought another 50 Llama's bringing his stock up to 98, Llama farming in the Emmerdale are has become unexpected big business.

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

Besides the episode being stunk out by the terrible duo Dull Dan and Vile Kerry the episode wasn't too bad. I had difficulties remembering the episodes because I was too busy trying to keep up with reading the Daily thread

1) keruuuggh what a stupid vile woman she is. I will list her many stupdid things she did last night
A) if you are borrowing a car and you don't want your partner to know your going an abortion clinic Don't borrow a car from where he works and dump it outside the front door of the abortion clinic so he will see it when collecting the car.
B) Worst and most vile habit of her was her smoking an E Clgarette IN THE EFFING CLINIC, those thing a disdusting stinky and smokey outsoors inside and on Buses they should be BANNNEDDDDD, KWYNNE LOATHES those things, even most smokers think twice about blowing their smoke in your face, No E Puffers they positively revel in blowing smoke right at you HATE HATE HATE
C) Kerry you have had sex with Dan a million times before and since Dross how the hell do you think its not Dan's Sheesh.
D) Why the sudden caring what Dan thinks anyway?

2) Dull dan - dump the vile bitch

3) Amelia has leant how to comb her hair and wash her face.

4) Charity - People claim Debbie is a bad mother letting others looks after her children all the time, well thats nothing compared to Charity who is planning on dumping Moses permanantly and leaving Noah behind for months

5) Chrissie - not a patient boss is she.

6Ashley what's the betting ashley forget about Dottie and leaves her somewhere at some point.

7) its a miracle the writers have finally remembered that Laurel even had Dottie and that Laurel still exists

8) Shut up Dung and stop draining all the energy out of any room you enter

9Cain and Moira - Oi you two you love each other really get back together and we can stop this madness.

10) And do we think something big will happen in the next 3 weeks to stop Charity and Cain leaving?

11) Why on earth is the dreadful Brenda so keen to spread gossip.

Mini Synopsis of Last nights episode

Not a bad episode
I thought they had been doing a lot work at Death trap farm where Katie died and Belle almost jumped down a giant hole in the roof and floors of one of the farm building
Well death trap farm looks just as much of a dump and dangerous as ever
What normal person would willingly live there, no wonder the rent is so cheap
And ill ask again who owns it, because Home farm did last we heard.
The Sound frree force field known as a curtain failed to work this episode as Emma heard the most damaging part of the conversation between james and Dross
And Emma turned Evil before our very eyes what plans does she have for James
Finn lives who knew
Dull Dan was Dull
and who cares what happens to vileKerry
Rakesh returned
Priya stole Chrissie golden phone which of course wasn't password protected
Priya thinks Rakesh had a thing with Chriissie and Rakesh would rather not admit to his many crimes and let Priya hit him
Chrissie was highly amused
Lawrence lowered the rent of Ashley and Loopy Laurel, as if that would happen.

Analysis of last night episode

quite good episode

1) Firstly the elephant in the room, sorry the Helicopter in the room

Found the panic and terror at the arrival of the helicopter to be fairly realistic, of course since Dan ushered everyone out together if the Helicopter was crashing half the village would have died.

Meanwhile has no helicopter flown over the village since last year, not even the police one which given the amount of village crime would in real life have been almost permanently overhead.

Doug seeming to think no helicpter should ever come after what happened last time is just silly and mentioning it 10 times is sillier

2) Rebecca, seems liike a good character, naturally of course being new DS will hate her at first sight, claim she's a bad actress mostly because they didn't like the inbetweeners.

meanwhile seems her family have been telling her nothing or not talking to her at all about recent events, see as example Chrissie's parentage and Lawrence's shooting, so that of course has allowed Robert in one of his evil plots that never work to get in first and whisper in Rebbeca ears his version of events and won her over

She will probably turn out to be very nice if a bit naive.

3) Chrissie sometimes it help to tell the truth and not always lie, still she got the better of dumb as bricks Priya.

4) Is Lachlan now an Olympic level heavyweight weightlifter he certainly has the body for it.

5) At Death Trap farm Dr StrangeEmma has her bond villan cat and has settled James into a mixture of the set of of Misery and Great Expectations bedroom of miss haversham.

6) Quick James hobble away from Dr StangeEmma

7) Rakesh - are we getting another death by the end of the week? will he really kill himself and why the Heck didn't he tell Dumb as Bricks Priya evertything when she asked.

8) If anyone should take up Knitting in the village its Jai, failed miserably as a hardman.

9) Well done Ashley you made a speech off camera

10 Shut up Doug.

11) You two Dull Dan

12) Err Paddy coming in to the Woolpack and screaming at Rhona isn't helping your case with her that your not some kind of creepy stalker.