DS Forums

 
 

The Emmerdale Discussion Thread (Spoilers in tags — Part 15)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 30-11-2016, 13:28
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
For Completism

Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 12-16 Dec

Spoiler
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 30-11-2016, 13:48
HOAddict
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 364
For Completism

Soaplife Spoilers for the week of 12-16 Dec

Spoiler
Hooray!!

Spoiler
HOAddict is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-11-2016, 15:01
ianradioian
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 24,348
Hooray!!

Spoiler
Yeah, hooray!!
ianradioian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2016, 10:57
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Yorkshire pubs Guide to entertainment in the woolpack.

Beware if you go to the woolpack the food is almost as dreadful as the service, the Chef like to think his food is good but it really isn't.

Additional beware if Charity Dingle is the landlady is in charge for the day run out of the pub and Emmerdale at all costs.

1) If you look in the far corner of the pub you might find Finn Barton crying silently or acting like a spoilt brat because the Boyfriend he never had and is still in a coma has still managed to reject him.

You may find his mad mother trying to console him while thinking ill thoughts about Moira Barton

2) On the day of the inspection we found the dingle family Celebrating Cain Dingles birthday while mocking him about his toilet caravan humiliations of the previous week, he may never live it down.

4) While this celebration was going on his estranged wife came into the pub and objected violently to him buying her a curry for some reason and that she never wanted him bothering her again before she stomped out again.

5) On more romantic matters Rebecca White Came came into the pub and proclaimed her almighty love for Robert while trying to break up he and his other half the horrible Aaron Dingle. before rushing of home to the not entirely sympathetic Lawrence her dad who she pointed out should be trying to get Ronnie to stay.

6) In the back room you might find Aaron whinging and whining and generally making it baffling why Robert would want to stay with this crybaby

7) In one of the other corner you might find Frank who is either planning to run another scam on his family or is desperately seeking forgiveness from them, you can never tell with him, Frank is also desperate to get into Megan's bed again.

8) The reviewers didn't know where to look during yet another emotional discussion between the extremely sexually repressed Lawrence and his would be love inverness bound Ronnie who may or may not have given up on Lawrence

On top of this Entertainment watch out for the many fight shooting and other high drama in the woolpack it is certainly the place to go for low brow entertainment.

Just avoid Jimmy Kings house where he will offer you burnt Bacon
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2016, 11:03
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Business is booming at the Malt with refugee's coming from the Woolpack, due to yet more arguments and fights that often take place there. It appear one day this week there were 3 separate arguments that broke the peace.

The Malt this weekend is having its Christmas Fayre, there will be a big bonfire with Llama and Ostrich burgers mulled wine and Llama ride's

Wylie's farm has burnt down,, sightings were made of a mystery figure possibly a woman torching the place.

The Malt beat the Woolpack 20-0 at 6 a side football this week and easily beat the Woolpack team at darts as well.
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2016, 17:53
Carolyn_Brown
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 132
Could someone help - I was doing a really big catchup on Emmerdale and completely missed what happened with Megan and Frank, one minute she was inviting him in for 'coffee' then the next she was handing him something and having a go at him - what happened?
Carolyn_Brown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2016, 10:56
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
An Analysis of Emmerdale Characters or the lack of them as this episode

Fire Exholyoaks

Ex Hollyoaks has replaced Kate oates ripping off of Horror Movies and replaced it with French Farce

1) So we have Bernice, Nicola and Jimmy attempting to remake No Sex Please< were British and doing very badly

2) Of the 3 Bernice can stay as she still has uses even if she can bore for British at the World Boring Championships

3 Jimmy however - I have tolerated this idiot for far too long and he must join all three of his brothers and Father in death. His stupid behaviour, acting and all things about him hi too stupid for words

Kwynne's poor death list and Chamber is groaning at the seams its getting to be like the black hole of Calcutta in there so crowded is it

4) Nicola no words can show the depths of horror at her performance this episode

5) Lawrence - Lawrence went from claiming he wasn't gay, to proclaiming his utter love for Ronnie and then asking him to move in this episode

Bit over quick isn't it

6) Rebecca eats Sausage Butties which makes her ok as does her surprising knowledge of how to sabotage vans. So the next time Lawrence kicks her out we know she will get a job in the Garage.

7) Robshite may or not move in together woopie woo who the effing cares if Robshite move in together

8) Liv how can you offer you money, your too young

9) Charity appeared out of nowhere as if by magic.

10) Belle dear you need a medical degree to be a psychiatrist so you will be a doctor and would a further education College allow a student to start in december

11)America has a habit of letting in struck off British Doctors so it and Trump are welcome to Jermaine

12) Bore off Sam

ways how to Kill Jimmy

Part 1
The Evil Spirits of his three dead brothers drag Jimmy down to hell where he suffers eternal damnation for being such a terrible Character.

Part 2 Jimmy falls asleep at the Wheel of his Truck and runs into Dan, Joanie, Aaaron, Brenda, Marlon and Kerry before crashing into the garage and explodes, they all die.
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2016, 10:59
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
ITV Spoiler for the 19-23rd Dec

Spoiler


ITV Spoilers for the week of 26-30 Dec
[spoiler]
Spoiler
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2016, 11:39
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Analysis Centrals looks at the many many unlikely things that happened in last night episode

1) Kasim - did finns endless ramblings while Kasim was in a Coma prove the thing about people in a coma being able to hear. More Kasim must be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome if that lead him to Emmerdale or more brain damaged than the hospital thought

2) Does say much for the NHS does it for letting Kasim out while still being so obviously ill, I mean the last time we saw him he was virtually dying after being in a coma for 5 weeks seems a bit hurried

3)Belle - Belle dear the second you arrive in Boston US immigration will deport you for being a murderer and/or for recently having been section and there is no way you would get health insurance

4) Belle and Cain actors are very good indeed and their conversation was very good

5) Meanwhile cue a tremendous amount of high pitched screeching from Lisa in Tuesday's episode

6) The gaggle of dingles discussing Belle was quite funny

7) Kerry and Brenda in same scene kill me now.

8) Jimmy is off to Belgium for 3 weeks with that Orange thing on his head?

9) Both Jimmy and Nicola have long passed their sell by date and should be axed
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 10:54
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

1) Kasim - wins the award for worst new character in soap for the last decade, since Aaron arrived in fact. Does he have a full industrial sized tea pot under his stupid tea cosy sorry his wig, Bad hair, bad character, bad actor. Who would have guessed that his best acting would be of someone in a coma.

2) So Finn are you going to tell Kasim you believe that your father killed himself by jumping of the Bridge and causing the accident that put him in a coma?

3) So what is Eric going to say about Tracy giving away free drinks?

4) Pierce like endless Swedish Crime noir and no sex does he, no wonder Tess looked elsewhere.

5) Paddy - what was that nonsense about swapped bags?

6) Rhona wants sex will she have to go to Paddy to get it just like Tess.?

7) Liv is being too helpful and Cheery at present do wee think something is going to go wrong to cause her misery very soon?

8) Belle changed her mind remarkably easy didn't she, sounded like she really didn't want to go at all, so what was she so angry about at the end.

9) Chas and Chartiy turning into quite the comedy team

10 Wasn't having Kasim bad enough with adding Aaron to the episode

11) Shut up Lisa

12) Shut up Brenda

13) Gabby is wagging school to keep her father company in the day Centre? how noble of her.

14) Did Laurel think it was Ashley who pee'd in all those decorations?

15) Has Sam had a storyline since rachel left?


Ways how to Kill Kasim

No.1 Kasim is hobbling toward the B&B when Aaron passes him in the car and knocks him down putting him back in his coma and he will be like that for the next 30 years. Aaron loses control of the car and crashes into the bus stop where marlon,Kerry, Brenda and jermaine are all standing, all are killed
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 11:33
ianradioian
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 24,348
Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

1) Kasim - wins the award for worst new character in soap for the last decade, since Aaron arrived in fact. Does he have a full industrial sized tea pot under his stupid tea cosy sorry his wig, Bad hair, bad character, bad actor. Who would have guessed that his best acting would be of someone in a coma.




Ways how to Kill Kasim

No.1 Kasim is hobbling toward the B&B when Aaron passes him in the car and knocks him down putting him back in his coma and he will be like that for the next 30 years. Aaron loses control of the car and crashes into the bus stop where marlon,Kerry, Brenda and jermaine are all standing, all are killed
Absolutely inspired !! I love it!
ianradioian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 11:59
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Absolutely inspired !! I love it!
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 12:36
al_capo
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2015
Posts: 2,856
Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

1) Kasim - wins the award for worst new character in soap for the last decade, since Aaron arrived in fact. Does he have a full industrial sized tea pot under his stupid tea cosy sorry his wig, Bad hair, bad character, bad actor. Who would have guessed that his best acting would be of someone in a coma.

2) So Finn are you going to tell Kasim you believe that your father killed himself by jumping of the Bridge and causing the accident that put him in a coma?

3) So what is Eric going to say about Tracy giving away free drinks?

4) Pierce like endless Swedish Crime noir and no sex does he, no wonder Tess looked elsewhere.

5) Paddy - what was that nonsense about swapped bags?

6) Rhona wants sex will she have to go to Paddy to get it just like Tess.?

7) Liv is being too helpful and Cheery at present do wee think something is going to go wrong to cause her misery very soon?

8) Belle changed her mind remarkably easy didn't she, sounded like she really didn't want to go at all, so what was she so angry about at the end.

9) Chas and Chartiy turning into quite the comedy team

10 Wasn't having Kasim bad enough with adding Aaron to the episode

11) Shut up Lisa

12) Shut up Brenda

13) Gabby is wagging school to keep her father company in the day Centre? how noble of her.

14) Did Laurel think it was Ashley who pee'd in all those decorations?

15) Has Sam had a storyline since rachel left?


Ways how to Kill Kasim

No.1 Kasim is hobbling toward the B&B when Aaron passes him in the car and knocks him down putting him back in his coma and he will be like that for the next 30 years. Aaron loses control of the car and crashes into the bus stop where marlon,Kerry, Brenda and jermaine are all standing, all are killed
Whats wrong with Kasim?
al_capo is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 12:57
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Whats wrong with Kasim?
Silly hair, rubbish actor, Rubbish Character, the question is what is right with Kasim.?
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 12:58
kaiserbee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: England
Posts: 3,808
Whats wrong with Kasim?
That's what I wondered. He's lovely and I thought the actor put in a strong performance.
kaiserbee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 13:03
al_capo
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2015
Posts: 2,856
Silly hair, rubbish actor, Rubbish Character, the question is what is right with Kasim.?
You based all that off one episode? In which all his scenes involved Tracy, is it possible to have a good scene with Tracy in it?
al_capo is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 13:04
al_capo
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2015
Posts: 2,856
That's what I wondered. He's lovely and I thought the actor put in a strong performance.
I cant believe people have made there mind up on him after just a handful of scenes in the horrible B&B.
al_capo is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 13:13
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
That's what I wondered. He's lovely and I thought the actor put in a strong performance.
I cant believe people have made there mind up on him after just a handful of scenes in the horrible B&B.
Too be fair I normally give characters at least 10 episodes but with Kasim I took against him the minute he opened his mouth
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 13:46
Mark_Washingto1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Posts: 8,047
Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

1) Kasim - wins the award for worst new character in soap for the last decade, since Aaron arrived in fact. Does he have a full industrial sized tea pot under his stupid tea cosy sorry his wig, Bad hair, bad character, bad actor. Who would have guessed that his best acting would be of someone in a coma.

2) So Finn are you going to tell Kasim you believe that your father killed himself by jumping of the Bridge and causing the accident that put him in a coma?

3) So what is Eric going to say about Tracy giving away free drinks?

5) Paddy - what was that nonsense about swapped bags?

6) Rhona wants sex will she have to go to Paddy to get it just like Tess.?

8) Belle changed her mind remarkably easy didn't she, sounded like she really didn't want to go at all, so what was she so angry about at the end.

10 Wasn't having Kasim bad enough with adding Aaron to the episode

11) Shut up Lisa

13) Gabby is wagging school to keep her father company in the day Centre? how noble of her.

14) Did Laurel think it was Ashley who pee'd in all those decorations?

15) Has Sam had a storyline since rachel left?


Ways how to Kill Kasim

No.1 Kasim is hobbling toward the B&B when Aaron passes him in the car and knocks him down putting him back in his coma and he will be like that for the next 30 years. Aaron loses control of the car and crashes into the bus stop where marlon,Kerry, Brenda and jermaine are all standing, all are killed
1. Damn, what did Kasim do to you? It is way to early to make a judgement like that give him some time.

2. No he won't and Finn won't tell him that he fell in love with Kasim while he was in a coma.

3. Is Eric even still on the show?

5. I'm guessing he accidentally took Rhona's sexy surprise for Pierce and give to to Chas

6. She will go to Vanessa

8. It really didn't take much. Also wasn't Belle born on Christmas?

10. Stop hating on Aaron

11. So Lisa is wrong for wanting her daughter to stay in the country?

13. Its probably an excuse, she just doesn't want to go to school

14. Naw, and it was probably Kerry.

15. Sam does not need a story.
Mark_Washingto1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 13:57
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
1. Damn, what did Kasim do to you? It is way to early to make a judgement like that give him some time.

2. No he won't and Finn won't tell him that he fell in love with Kasim while he was in a coma.

3. Is Eric even still on the show?

5. I'm guessing he accidentally took Rhona's sexy surprise for Pierce and give to to Chas

6. She will go to Vanessa

8. It really didn't take much. Also wasn't Belle born on Christmas?

10. Stop hating on Aaron

11. So Lisa is wrong for wanting her daughter to stay in the country?

13. Its probably an excuse, she just doesn't want to go to school

14. Naw, and it was probably Kerry.

15. Sam does not need a story.
1) I had high hopes for him and he let me down, that and being boring are the worst possible offences

10) Not a chance

14) Hmm maybe it was Kerry heh
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 14:09
Mark_Washingto1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Posts: 8,047
1) I had high hopes for him and he let me down, that and being boring are the worst possible offences

10) Not a chance

14) Hmm maybe it was Kerry heh
1. You should never have high hopes for anything that has to do with Finn, also you need to start a ways to kill Finn.

10. One day you will finally admit your hate is really love and are a bigger Aaron fan than me
Mark_Washingto1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 14:14
ianradioian
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 24,348
1. You should never have high hopes for anything that has to do with Finn, also you need to start a ways to kill Finn.

10. One day you will finally admit your hate is really love and are a bigger Aaron fan than me
Lol Mark

I agree ; " He doth protest too much"
ianradioian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 14:18
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
1. You should never have high hopes for anything that has to do with Finn, also you need to start a ways to kill Finn.

10. One day you will finally admit your hate is really love and are a bigger Aaron fan than me
You will be waiting for a very long time indeed
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 14:19
Mark_Washingto1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Posts: 8,047
Lol Mark

I agree ; " He doth protest too much"
Yes, he does. Kwynne is like young Aaron who was so frustrated by his sexuality that it came out as hate, and just like Aaron eventually learned to embrace it, Kwynne will one day come to grips with his love for Aaron and embrace it fully.
Mark_Washingto1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2016, 14:26
kwynne42
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Gloating of Irlam
Posts: 39,242
Yes, he does. Kwynne is like young Aaron who was so frustrated by his sexuality that it came out as hate, and just like Aaron eventually learned to embrace it, Kwynne will one day come to grips with his love for Aaron and embrace it fully.
And then beat Paddy half to death?
kwynne42 is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 13:17.