The Emmerdale Discussion Thread (Spoilers in tags — Part 15)

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crunchie crisp

30-06-2015

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“Kylie's baby daddy on Corrie and the local drug dealer who currently has Sarah Platt as his trap Queen”

Thanks

crunchie crisp

30-06-2015

Originally Posted by Wyezed:
“Thanks. I got them confused and I don't even watch Corrie any more. ”

Thanks anyway oh Wise one

I dont even read about Corrie anymore

kwynne42

01-07-2015

Analyis Centrals discussion points about this episode.

1) While Kwynne cares neither here nore there about whether Dross is the father of Moses, he does care about the fact that no hint was made of this shag in the Chop Shop, Kate "i'm also stealing this storyline from somewhere else because thats the thing I do" oates is treating all of us like Dross and Debbie are treating Pete behind our back, so if fact Kate is cheating, lying and shagging with us behind our back and Kwynne like this not.

2) Busy that Chop shop wasn't it Rob and Aaron were at it like rabbits in there and now Charity and Dross.

3) What is the purpose of Ali these days, if she ever had a purpose that is.

4) Joanie is letting Kerry see Kyle that is never going to go wrong is it?

5) Moron and the Lush had fun and April got a big Elephant the Z list storylines are scintillating aren't they?

What was that?

No You Say?

Your right so have a banana

star89

01-07-2015

Press centre spoilers W/C 13th July

Spoiler

kwynne42

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Press centre spoilers W/C 13th July

Spoiler

7233 Monday 13 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Carly sinks to a new low
Tracy is moved by Jimmy
Debbie refuses to leave Pete

7234 Tuesday 14 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Bob finally tells Brenda the truth
Tracy is full of guilt
Ross refuses to let Debbie go

7235 Wednesday 15 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Val, Bob and Carly are questioned by police
Moira uncovers Debbie’s secret
Emma refuses to take no for an answer

7236 Thursday 16 July 7pm-7.30pm

Moira forces Debbie to make a choice
Bob is left heartbroken by Carly
James is shocked by Emma’s suggestion

7237 Thursday 16 July 8pm-8.30pm

Debbie wavers over her decision
Emma’s overtaken by her anger
Marlon tries to bridge the gap between him and Laurel

7238 Friday 17 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Debbie confronts Ross about the robbery
Bob tries to make things right with Jimmy
Ashley offers Laurel his support

”

Seriously?

Spoiler

disgusting

Mark_Washingto1

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analyis Centrals discussion points about this episode.

1) While Kwynne cares neither here nore there about whether Dross is the father of Moses, he does care about the fact that no hint was made of this shag in the Chop Shop, Kate "i'm also stealing this storyline from somewhere else because thats the thing I do" oates is treating all of us like Dross and Debbie are treating Pete behind our back, so if fact Kate is cheating, lying and shagging with us behind our back and Kwynne like this not.

2) Busy that Chop shop wasn't it Rob and Aaron were at it like rabbits in there and now Charity and Dross.

3) What is the purpose of Ali these days, if she ever had a purpose that is.

4) Joanie is letting Kerry see Kyle that is never going to go wrong is it?

5) Moron and the Lush had fun and April got a big Elephant the Z list storylines are scintillating aren't they?

What was that?

No You Say?

Your right so have a banana”

That episode of Emmerdale was probably the worst one I've seen, I have to say I enjoyed Corrie much more last night.

star89

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by Mark_Washingto1:
“That episode of Emmerdale was probably the worst one I've seen, I have to say I enjoyed Corrie much more last night.”

Is that because it wasn't on?

samcains90

01-07-2015

Great analysis Kwynne.

Though I was annoyed that April got the elephant. Why does she always get everything? The spoilt brat, they could have at least shared it!

Crooked Heart

01-07-2015

If somebody doesn't kill Jai soon, I think I will!

star89

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by Crooked Heart:
“If somebody doesn't kill Jai soon, I think I will!”

I'll be your alibi .. no strike that, I'll help

thejoyof_pat

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“

You don't know how long I waited for your reaction. ”

I was angry lol

sorcha_healy27

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Is that because it wasn't on? ”

CollieWobbles

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Is that because it wasn't on? ”

That's what I was thinking!

Originally Posted by samcains90:
“Great analysis Kwynne.

Though I was annoyed that April got the elephant. Why does she always get everything? The spoilt brat, they could have at least shared it!”

I was annoyed at that too. Marlon is spoiling (literally) that kid by constantly giving in to her. I get why he does it, trying to make up for the fact she's lost so much already so he can't stand to see her unhappy, but giving in to her every demand isn't the way to go about it. She'll just become a horrible spoilt brat who goes into the sulks and has a hissy fit if someone dares say 'no' to her. She's already getting stroppy and dissapointed if things don't go her way or she can't have something, she's going to be unbearable when she's older

sorcha_healy27

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by Crooked Heart:
“If somebody doesn't kill Jai soon, I think I will!”

A rusty pair of scissors and we can give him a home made vasectomy

Crooked Heart

01-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“I'll be your alibi .. no strike that, I'll help ”

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“A rusty pair of scissors and we can give him a home made vasectomy”

Star and I will hold him down

I don't want to touch it!

Wyezed

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Is that because it wasn't on? ”

Irrelevant when you live in America.

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“ That's what I was thinking!

I was annoyed at that too. Marlon is spoiling (literally) that kid by constantly giving in to her. I get why he does it, trying to make up for the fact she's lost so much already so he can't stand to see her unhappy, but giving in to her every demand isn't the way to go about it. She'll just become a horrible spoilt brat who goes into the sulks and has a hissy fit if someone dares say 'no' to her. She's already getting stroppy and dissapointed if things don't go her way or she can't have something, she's going to be unbearable when she's older.”

Always has been. Pretty unbearable now

Glendarroch

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by Wyezed:
“Irrelevant when you live in America.

Always has been. Pretty unbearable now”

Would you say you're not fond of bairns Wyezed?

Although I suspect Marlon will pussyfoot around April all of her life. Poor kid. Maybe if Laurel does stick around, she'll use a bit of common sense. She does treat Arthur like a baby but he seems to be growing into a kind wee soul. Marlon will sideline him, though

ianradioian

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Press centre spoilers W/C 13th July

Spoiler

7233 Monday 13 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Carly sinks to a new low WHEN SHE BEGS FOR HOTDILFROSS'S LUUUURRVE
Tracy is moved by Jimmy INTO A SHIPPING CONTAINER, A LA CHARITEH
Debbie refuses to leave Pete UNTIL HE'S FINISHED ALL THE IRONING

7234 Tuesday 14 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Bob finally tells Brenda the truth ABOUT THE CALL-GIRLS
Tracy is full of guilt ABOUT SLEEPING WITH KIM TATE; OFF-SCREEN
Ross refuses to let Debbie go UNTIL SHE CRACKS A SMILE, OR HELL FREEZES OVER, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

7235 Wednesday 15 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Val, Bob and Carly are questioned by SGT.DIXON OF DOCK GREEN
Moira uncovers Debbie’s secret MISERY BOX
Emma refuses to take no for an answerEVEN THOUGH SHE SUCCEEDS IN KILLING PA BORETON

7236 Thursday 16 July 7pm-7.30pm

Moira forces Debbie to make a choice BBC OR ITV ?
Bob is left heartbroken by Carly WHEN SHE ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S PREGNANT BY TUBBY TURNER; OFF-SCREEN
James is shocked by Emma’s suggestion THAT HE'S DEAD

7237 Thursday 16 July 8pm-8.30pm

Debbie wavers over her decision; IS IT A MORRIS, OR IS IT AN 1100??
Emma’s overtaken by her anger IN THE FAST LANE OF THE M4
Marlon tries to bridge the gap between him and Laurel BY SHAGGING A STRANGER, CATCHING SYPHILIS, AND DOING OVER HOTTONS BRANCH OF BARGAIN BOOZE

7238 Friday 17 July 7pm – 7.30pm

Debbie confronts Ross about the robbery OF CHASTITYS CHASTITY
Bob tries to make things right with Jimmy BY GIVING HIM SOME FREE PIES
Ashley offers Laurel his support STOCKING

”

There. That's better.

kwynne42

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Is that because it wasn't on? ”

Awww Star I was too polite to point that out heh

kwynne42

02-07-2015

nalysis of Emmerdale Characters shortish version

1) Moses - poor kid fancy having parents like that and a blockage, did he take one look at his sister and his stomach curdled

2) Archie - poor Archie bing given dirty toys from off the street, a husband beating mother and a smarmy shit of a father.

What will happen in cloud cuckoo land or the soap courts and social Services which is what Emmerdale prefers to call it

3 Kyle - Poor Kyle having Cain as a father and Kerry as a gran, and Joanie as a galactic Guardian at least I think that's what she said.

4) Leo - Poor Leo being taken by his mother to a vet's conference

Incidentally is Paddy going to die next week he is in today's Sun this morning taking about his tim in Emmerdale and how Hollywood has been sniffing round his work as a director, the Omens all suggest he will die in my opinion.

5) Amelia - How is she so level headed with her vile stick insect of a mother and her Dull father.

Questions

A when will Dross be outed to the rest of the villafge when they find out about moses.
B Will Pete manage to raise more than a titter if he ever finds out about the lift shaggings.
C) What on earth has gone wrong with Chas's hair.
D) Why is Robert trying to provoke Cain
E) Why doesn#t Aaron commit suicide.

kwynne42

02-07-2015

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

It was Emmerdale hottest ever July day yesterday. it reached 35.8C at the Malt Weather Station manned for the last 56 years by old Archie Shuttleworth former landlord of the Malt.

A 12 year old boy drowned in the Old fart lake near home farm, he was trying to cool down but soon got into trouble, PC Swirling called for yougsters to stay away from rivers and lakes in these conditions.

Elsehwere the Conneton road was closed yesterday as the road surface melted and Farmer Giles laid on A Llama Train of 35 Llama's ferrying goods along the road.

The Malt cricket team had an argument with the team from The Balty in Robblesfield, it turned into a 21 man brawl and police had to be called to restore order, the local crick association is investigating.

star89

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Awww Star I was too polite to point that out heh”

It was actually a back handed diss to Corrie being so bad you could only possibly enjoy it if it wasn't on, rather than pointing out to Mark that it wasn't on

Dress to Kill

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Incidentally is Paddy going to die next week he is in today's Sun this morning taking about his tim in Emmerdale and how Hollywood has been sniffing round his work as a director, the Omens all suggest he will die in my opinion.”

He doesn't die, he's mentioned the next week. His accident is gonna be another one where he's fine the next day.

Also, there was also an interview where he said about being loyal to the show and how he'll never leave.

Just another portion of drama to extend the Robron storyline to fit up to the Summer disaster.

Mark_Washingto1

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by star89:
“Is that because it wasn't on? ”

Well I'm in the US and Hulu posts Corrie episodes one a day, 5x a week.

samcains90

02-07-2015

Originally Posted by Crooked Heart:
“If somebody doesn't kill Jai soon, I think I will!”

After last night, I would rather Rachel died. Ali managed to make her look like a right **** last night. Ali!

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“ That's what I was thinking!

I was annoyed at that too. Marlon is spoiling (literally) that kid by constantly giving in to her. I get why he does it, trying to make up for the fact she's lost so much already so he can't stand to see her unhappy, but giving in to her every demand isn't the way to go about it. She'll just become a horrible spoilt brat who goes into the sulks and has a hissy fit if someone dares say 'no' to her. She's already getting stroppy and dissapointed if things don't go her way or she can't have something, she's going to be unbearable when she's older.”

Exactly, someone has no idea how to raise a child. Good job Arthur is so sweet.

Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“Would you say you're not fond of bairns Wyezed?

Although I suspect Marlon will pussyfoot around April all of her life. Poor kid. Maybe if Laurel does stick around, she'll use a bit of common sense. She does treat Arthur like a baby but he seems to be growing into a kind wee soul. Marlon will sideline him, though”

I have a feeling Laurel won't be allowed to use a bit of common sense with the raising of April - she hasn't been before. It's sure to cause more trouble between Maurel. I can't see them staying together in the long term no matter how much they want it to work.

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