Analysis Of Emmerdale Characters

1) Lawrence - turned into a sniveeling wreck at the thought of going back to prison - shockingly bad crying acting.

2) Robert magically appears the moment that Lawrence is in trouble he is not at all responsible for hiring the boy that accused him is he, not

3) The Police were wetting themselves at the thought of Arresting Lawrence for sex crimes.

4) Bernice of the bad roots certainly didn't stick around did she.

5) Eric is being very annoying blaming literally everyone else but himself for Vals death

6) Paul has gone back to Portugal probably to find poor abandoned Jaycuubbb has had a beach party in his bar and wrecked it.

7) Alica seems to considering being on the next plane to be far away from the village she now hates.

8) David is a moron, I know I have said it before but is even more so now.

9) Sarah went Horseriding seemed unnaturably happy the went for a wee, the first person to ever use the woolpack toilets for their proper use since Amos retired.

10) Aaron claimed he and jackson had once been happy, When was this because I must have missed the single second this occured.

110 Andy fell off a horse probaly not for the first time either.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

The big even thiis week was the Valtacular otherwise known as the Amazingly tacky funeral of Val Pollard who was laid to rest amid fire eaters and sailing Strippers pallbearers and a plague of White doves which disrupted a grouse shooting hunt on National Park land Amid the Chaos the bereaved husband stole the hearse with Val in it and did not return for the church service anfter it was brought back, nobody in the village will forget that funeral in a hurry.

Ross Barton returned to the village this week after being reported dead by his worried mother, he had been in a Coma for 2 weeks follwing a severe beating which Village Gossip claims to be don by his brother Pete following the revelation Ross ahd been having an affair with Pete's new wife

farmer Brown reported a red faced man lying down in a field on his land in front of his Combine Harvester, he asked us to remind everyone to be careful on working farms, farm machinery is dangerous.

Sue McNevis 17 drowned in the Emmer Beck this week after swiimming folling how weather many thoughts to her poor family.

Farmer Giles Llama herd stampeded when a dog attacked them they broke down a fence and newarly made it all the way to Robblesfield before they were rounded up, A cyclist was seriously injured after being knocked of his bike by the hred, he is stable in hospital with a broken back and head injuries.

the Local wildcat kiiled 3 sheep and a 6 month old Llama on Farmer Browns Land this week

That's what I came in here to post too!

Just shows how out of order they film stuff.


And I also came in to say how good I think John Bowe is.
When as Lawrence, he cried because he thinks he will have to face prison again, I felt more emotional than I did during that whole Comedy Funeral episode.

And that lad Connor is horrible.
I know he was obviously paid to set up Lawrence, but what a horrible thing to do.
Lawrence was nothing but kind and generous to him.

And Robert's perfect timing puts him right in the frame for having engineered all of this.
The crafty git.

Clever though.
He's now back in Lawrence's good books in one fell swoop.
What a devious trick.
Loved it! Even though I hated Lawrence getting upset.





Oh, and I see that Hunter the escort is back!

Love it.


I don't love it that Jimmy has moved to a smaller house.
That's a crap development.
Instead of having him impoverished, why couldn't they write in that his elderly Auntie has died and left him a fortune?
That would be better.
I know it's all been done to give Nicola something to shout about when she comes back......but I would rather have them wealthy. They work better that way.

I felt really sad for Lawrence last night. He's a silly old fool in a lot of way, and always throws cash around, but he's decent and he didn't deserve this. I was choked.

Great to see him getting a story though, specially that harks back to his past - great stuff.

If Evil Rob is behind it (currently a dead cert), I guess it could be so that he'll get the whole business if Larry goes to prison. Oo, he is Bad. As is his fashion sense. That leather jacket!

I can totally see that happening, Andy won't take this lying down, he will want revenge and if he does try and kill Robert at the Barton's farm, they need to be investigated by the health and safety people, that farm has had several near deaths/injuries over the past year.

Bad news Folks while 19th September is a good night for Doctor Who fans the 19th is the night Casualty finally becomes unwatchable when the Amy/Halfpenny joins the show and the night I stop watching.

1. Maybe this will lead to a hilarious story that is a parody of the Will Farrel/Kevin Heart movie "Get Hard" where Charity will teach Lawrence how to make it in proson

2. I'd bet money that Connor dude is an ex of Robert

9. I found it weird that Debbie took Sarah to the bathroom, one because Debbie was actually being a mom and two because Sarah is old enough to go to the bathroom by herself.

10. LMAO!!! There had to be a couple of weeks where they were happy.....right?


Also as I found Debbie much more bearable. She and Andy have great chemistry and she's far less annoying with him. Kate Oates needs to stop with the Ross/Debbie crap and reunite Debbie and Andy.

I think she'll come back dripping with £100 notes and will save the day - but he'll never be allowed to forget it.

BIB: If only chrissie had piled up Rob's clothes and set fire to them instead of his car! A missed opportunity

BIB: It would be interesting if Connor was his current boyfriend. A fellow schemer. Ready to do his dirty work!

★ I rather like Debs and Andy together too.

Aaron would be mad as hell to find out Robert had a BF this whole time. He'd probably beat the crap out of both of them, then head to the police and tell them the truth about Katie.

No, I meant this could be his new boyfriend. He quickly hit on Aaron, so we know he's a fast worker! I'm sure he's not, but Aaron doesn't want him so he's free to move on. I would laugh though if he goes to see this Connor and he gives him a big kiss for his 'good' work (I imagine it'll be a big pile of money instead).

Should have done both. Imagine him going to put on his best floral shirt and finding it in shreds.

If she comes home and he's still hanging around, she should still do it.

His minion. That would spice things up a bit.

Now, that would be fun. Unfortunately, I believe it's been confirmed that the actor who plays Connor was only in three episodes, but you never know... maybe due to public demand they'll let him stay

Oh ok, I was thinking you meant Robert had been seeing this guy the whole time while he was with Aaron. I'm sure Robert is sleeping with and possibly manipulating this Connor guy as well.

I'll start a petition.

oh, no!! Robcon, or is it Connert?, would push back eventual Robron reunion another 8months or so, lolz...

Never thought of that.
Hope you are right.

I like rich Nicola.

Me too!
Eric just annoys me with his current behaviour. So - I didn't cry for him during the Funeral.
Lawrence, however - my Goodness, he got me.


Re - Robert, yes he has to be behind this, but I think he'll give Lawrence an alibi so Prison isn't considered. I think Robert just wants to get back in Lawrence's good books so he can keep his job, money and have a chance at getting Chrissie back.

What public demand?
Nobody knows yet why he's there or even if he's a decent actor.

Sure you're right, it's just a way of worming back in and he'll magically make the charges "go away".

Might be a bit much for Emmerdale to have 2 characters on remand at the same time anyway. Though he could share a cell with Bob.

Well I'm sick of that Ged person already.
So Bob and Robert in a Cell together would be less annoying.

Would Bob and Robert locked up lead to some prison loving? their shipper name could be BobRob

Robert arranged for Connor to target Lawrence.......................
well we didn't see THAT coming did we.