They should all be upstairs listening to their tapes. That turned out to be a fabulous parenting method for Deirdre and Ken

I agree. though, although I guess with so many characters under say 45, it's likely that there would be loads of very young kids in the village. At least the local school won't close any time soon

Vic will be next, mark my words. She doesn't want one yet, so It's inevitable

Victoria will be the surrogate for the RobRon baby

Say what now? When was this announced

It was announced in the heads of the Robron fans, who think they're dead romantic and would make cute parents.

Excuse me, I made myself feel slightly sick just typing that.

(((cyrilandshirley)))

One day we'll be rid of the vile pair....one day

Rob and Aaron would be awful parents. They are great together as a forbidden love couple but they are so egocentric and psychotic they would make Debola look like mother of the year

Also Aaron would be more of a Cryer than the baby

.... and Robert would eat all of the babys Farleys rusks- deliberately!

A baby between those two would turn out to be an evil mad thing intent on world domination whose super power would be being able to drown people instantly by crying on them

It would be the only baby getting woken up every night by a crying parent

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!! They can't do that to an innocent child>:Or Vic cone to that.

They'd probably just pull a Debbie and pawn the kid off on Chas and/or Paddy

Is it a bird is it a plane no its robrons baby

Chas as a Grandmother?

What really annoyed me about Adam was when he looked at the baby he asked 'Is he supposed to look like that?'. Poor Vanessa was in an awful state but he didn't care about her at all. This in comparison with Kirin who was an absolute darling.

I think they're over egging the 'Adam' s clearly not interested, but Kirin instinctively knows it's his child ' stuff

She'll be a good grandmother to the RobRon baby. The one to watch will be Debbie when Sarah follow's Dingle tradition and gets pregnant in 2 years. What will Debbie do when 12 year old Sarah has no time for the baby and dumps the baby on Granny Debs?

I'm feeling better already. *sobs quietly on your shoulder*








Can't be any worse than Archie "I destroy all lives" Sharma, surely. OR CAN IT?


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You people do cheer me up.


Cain will be looking after it in his kiddy creche with Noah and Kyle, while he knits them all balaclavas.

Mini Synopsis of Ep
Eric was red faced angry for the 6 millionth time in a row
Rakesh was a dick about not telling kirin about the baby for the 2 millionth time in a row.
Cough Cough goes Sarah
And concerned mother Debbie who never neglects her kids took her to the Doctor
Where by an extraordinary coincidence whenever a village regular goes there and finds Emma who is never there other wise
Emma took Coug Cough Sarahs Blood and will Emma use it in an Anti Debbie Spell
Angry Red Faced Eric wanted to kill Cheryl the dog and was red faced angry at everyone for it not happening
The Moron Moroned all over Eric but it didn't stop him being red faced Angry
Vanessa despaired about her baby and thought it should still be inside and all but attempted to suck the baby back in
April was teeth rottingly sweet a s usual and Laurel is moving into her sisters where they will kill each oth after 3 days.
And Ross has a gun, careful with it Ross don't Lose it now.

looks like mf hasn't heard what happens to robert yet...

what you don't know won't hurt you and all that

So will Cain be watching after his great-grandchild when Sarah pawns her spawn off on Granny Debs and she has no time for her grandchild either?

Whatever it was (if it was possible) it wouldn't be human. it would be some kind of mutant monster. (with cleft hooves)