Mine would be:

"How does it make you feel that people are frightened of you"?



What would yours be?

What in life, genuinely makes you happy?

Are you actually aware of how badly you come across, or do you genuinely have so little self-awareness that you still think you're a nice person who's just being honest?

"You said you'd spit in Aisleyne's face if she came into the house. You didn't do it ...so does that make you a liar/fake?"

Do you know who the father is?

Some of these questions are really good. If only we could do it in real life

Do you actually remember you're a mother?

When you climbed into bed with Wayne Rooney, did you use any footie-related witticisms like "any hole's a goal!", or "Back of the net!" when he shot his first gingery-bollocked load in you to lighten the atmosphere?

When are you going to live abroad and never come back here, not even for a holiday?

Go back to your day job

Why do you look, act, sound and have the morality of a bowel movement

If the frozen duck terrified you so much, why were you laughing about it later and pleading with Brian to do it when you got into the house?

And, if you hate liars so much, how can you work for the Daily Star?

when i get into an argument can i ring you for advice

Why you so mad?

How much?

Who'd win in a fight, you or Katie Hopkins?

When you had your head up Marc's arse and he had his up yours, do you realise you looked like a doughnut?

Is any amount of money worth the level of hatred you have generated for yourself?

How is the fostering going?

Some mean person would probably ask her when she's gonna die.

I'd just ask her how much she charges.