http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-4...-spa-treatment

Hotel BB guest John McCririck is visiting the Spa for a pedicure and full body massage, only he wasn't expecting Jack to be his therapist.

I'm sure Jack has fondled similar meaty objects.

I feel like I need a wash whenever I so much as look at John McCririck.


Jack did well.

I'm not a fan of John telling housemates their bloody bookies odds!

I'm contacting ofcom.

This is absolutley bang out of order.

I noticed in todays highlights show Jack has cheesy wotsit orange hands, and I bet his dressing gown hasnt been washed once.

Jack knocks me sick and seeing him get up close and personal with John is just going to be distressing. I hope they give appropriate warnings.

Did John call Jack Nick or shall I go to get my hearing checked

I really don't think I can bring myself to watch that .......

It's not too bad as long as you stop before the happy ending

Poor Jack, things just couldn't get any worse for him.

I thought that too.

You'll like it. it's quite sexy.

can't bring myself to watch the video shivering just thinking about it

Yep. No way I'm watching this one. No thank you.

I thought it was quite sweet

I have always thought John had a sofer side, he ain't as bad as his pantomime villen personna

Still having to do his feet

What did I just watch?
Jack, you're a trooper!

poor Jack, how the hell did he manage to do that,

Marc sticking the boot in LOL top banter with the ladz.

JM is Jack in 40 years.

I'd just eaten my breakfast and nearly heaved.